i cried reading this thread

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lol

A few months ago I cried while watching The Shawshank Redemption. I think I got the idea from hearing other wuss 2p2ers crying over it in some thread. Damn you guys.

You're remind me of THIS GUY from the movie Bedazzled.

I think the closest I've come is in the Band of Brothers episode where they go into a concentration camp. Harrowing stuff.

fwiw, i just started tearing up while watching extreme makeover home edition. but to be fair, the kids dad died in a car crash then an ex-bf came and killed their mom while they were in the house and they played the 911 tape. damn you abc.

"I find myself weeping uncontrollably during reruns of ALF."

God I hate that show.

The only times I can remember crying as an adult were during the series finale of Six Feet Under and at a funeral.

I don't think crying makes you a pussy or gay or anything, but Elf? Seriously? lol

Don't know if you're being serious or not, but if you are:

Did you cry out of joy or sadness when GW was re-elected?

I'll shed tears pretty easily at movies. I'm pretty much an unfeeling monster about real life.

I love when they give 13 year old boys racecar themed rooms.

This is how I picture things going down

Producer: Alright so the kid lists his hobbies as rock music, basketball, baseball, camping, fishing, bike racing, reading harry potter books.

Designer: So we're gonna have a camping themed room, because he LOVES camping. The whole room will be like the inside of a tent!!! There will be animal noises and a campfire!!!!

Almost always just a few tears. The exception was the first time I watched The Butterfly Effect. The only time I've cried harder than that was when my wife left me.

Three of four. Think Kreacher.

I haven't yet, but the next time I'm crying I might give this a try. Or does it only count if it's the act of masturbating that makes me cry?

The only time a man should cry is at the end of braveheart

If someone wants to resize this, I'll do it. Or, even better, if someone can find one of Brandt trying to cry.

Guys you're being mean now hes gonna cry when he reads this thread.

check

You might not need professional help for the crying, but Jesus Christ you need better taste in movies. I was going to make a pole about whether this is more embarassing than Noah's Good Charlotte level but there's no reason to rub it in.

Movies and the like can get me teared up(generally wiped away at the welling stage, not running down the cheek level), but actual bawling is solely allowed for serious injuries , trouble with long term relationships, and that episode of Futurama where the dog waits for him by the pizza shop.

Now, sitting in a chair with a bottle of Jack wistfully crying is romantically troubled and therefore pretty awesome. If that's what we are talking about you've just had a dramatic life and you should probably write a novel or buy a boat or something.

"Professional help" like therapy is only going to make you more pussified. You need to inoculate yourself against the hardship of life by repeatedly hurting yourself in greater and greater amounts until you're able to withstand almost any pain. Good luck little trooper!

I assume that there's a huge correlation between being 17 and being somebody in this thread who was all "men don't cry".

Cry on Dude. Nothing wrong with having emotions.

Also, I would argue that somebody should do something about CMI's spoilerish post given that there's no warning there's HP content in this thread.

Dids,

That chick in The Crying Game is really a dude and Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze.

Bruce Willis is really a replicant in The Sixth Sense