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03-03-2014 , 09:43 PM
You will get paid, but now you're going to really have to step up and get creative.

Just look at the guy who pooped in his hand for $20 -- I think he ended up getting a couple hundred in donations from BBV after the guy who initially offered the bet stiffed him. The guy who stiffed him was also perma-banned for welching.

Prop betting is serious business here.
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03-03-2014 , 09:44 PM
Ill believe it when I see it.
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03-03-2014 , 09:49 PM
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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah
I need an agent to help me somehow monetize this thread. Someone who is familiar with 2+2 and these posters and their rhymes.
800-GET-GAPE
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03-03-2014 , 09:49 PM
if I lived in bay area id get shot by paintballs for $499!
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03-03-2014 , 09:54 PM
Wasn't there a guy, Slick or something, in 4L that wrote a guy's name on his forehead with a sharpie in exchange for a free dinner or something?

KKF
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03-03-2014 , 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
if I lived in bay area id get shot by paintballs for $499!
Pffff. $100, with shorts/tshirt only for bare arms/legs.
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03-03-2014 , 10:14 PM
Ill do it for $99!
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03-03-2014 , 10:14 PM
I've done a lot worse for a lot less.
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03-03-2014 , 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
Ill do it for $99!
Completely off topic (lol this thread has a topic) but have you ever thought about training and trying to do the 100 mile prop again?
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03-03-2014 , 10:35 PM
i'm still absolutely up for doing this.
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03-03-2014 , 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by SGT RJ
Completely off topic (lol this thread has a topic) but have you ever thought about training and trying to do the 100 mile prop again?
yeah, its really high up on my list of **** to do. Problem is its such a big commitment training wise and it ****s up my love of rock climbing. Im no where in near as good a shape now as I was back then, so im prolly like at a minimum of 8 months of dedicated training from being in the shape to do it. The last year or so ive been in a perpetual state of "Im going to start right after my next climbing trip" but then I dont.

I do know that at some point I will end up doing it, It might be when im in my 40s and who knows if OOT is even around anymore so I wont get to make a fool of myself with another bet, but baring some life catastrophe if I die without that achievement under my belt its going to be a massive massive regret.
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03-03-2014 , 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar
yeah, its really high up on my list of **** to do. Problem is its such a big commitment training wise and it ****s up my love of rock climbing. Im no where in near as good a shape now as I was back then, so im prolly like at a minimum of 8 months of dedicated training from being in the shape to do it. The last year or so ive been in a perpetual state of "Im going to start right after my next climbing trip" but then I dont.

I do know that at some point I will end up doing it, It might be when im in my 40s and who knows if OOT is even around anymore so I wont get to make a fool of myself with another bet, but baring some life catastrophe if I die without that achievement under my belt its going to be a massive massive regret.
Yeah it's obviously a fairly extreme thing to train for.

I've thought about trying to do a "how far can I go in 24 hours" event. Trying to train specifically to do 100 miles in 24 hours would require a lot of dedication.

Good luck whenever you do get around to it.
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03-03-2014 , 10:58 PM
What kind of money can we get together for a vasectomy?
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03-03-2014 , 11:35 PM
with or without anesthesia?
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03-03-2014 , 11:38 PM
sup no doubt is a degen, but at the same time just a guy having some fun on the internet. leave him be.
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03-03-2014 , 11:40 PM
one of these days, somebody needs to go large. we could raise some serious dough for somebody if they were willing to do something like...i don't know, maybe a visible tat of mspaint ivey
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03-03-2014 , 11:42 PM
Speaking of things which are off topic, RJ what happened to your buttsex thread? I looked for it the other day because I wanted to show it to a lady friend of mine

Edit: Had an omelette for lunch.
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03-03-2014 , 11:43 PM
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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah
In elementary school I won my school spelling be, then the regional spelling bee, then got 10th place in my county. Also I won the math bee, 1st place.

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Sup,

What level are you on with this spelling error in "spelling be"
1) Troll (troll meaning "faker" in this context) hoping that we make fun of said error.

2) Genuine degenerate gambler making a little joke

3) Genuine moron making a mistake while claiming to be a good speller.

I lean toward #1 with a little #2.
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03-04-2014 , 12:57 AM
If the money is right I would be willing to go to extreme extreme lengths to have my situation fixed.

The possibilities here are virtually endless. I need 4k minimum. Lets come up with something epic.
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03-04-2014 , 01:02 AM
wet,

Please propose an offer for sup to accept or reject. I suggest lowering your price, though, since he rejected the offer at first plus he'll get more from posters ITT if he goes through with it.
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03-04-2014 , 01:23 AM
If anyone has some serious offers, holla.
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03-04-2014 , 01:35 AM
sup,

You could have easily had 2K banked right now had you not made multiple blunders, eesh.

This is merely a suggestion, but I propose we take this to a more serious level and start looking at real dollars and sense. To be honest the paintball idea is kind of meh in the grand scheme of things, and I think we can do better.
Lets see what kind of real money we can raise and while that is happening we can talk feats of strength. Posters please post in bold the dollar amount you will pledge to the sup hezbollah dancing monkey fund.
*it goes without saying you are responsible for these funds in some way shape or form if payable

I pledge 50 American Dollars
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03-04-2014 , 01:42 AM
What blunders.... if this is really true and I have squandered 2k cant we attribute my disbelief to me being a newb

Why would the situation be gaped beyond repair? Because of a couple words I posted online. Jesus Christ its not like someone was beaten up, raped or stabbed. Why are people around here so sensitive
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03-04-2014 , 01:44 AM
It's because you're demanding a minimum of 4k when anyone in as dire of a situation as you're describing would be happy for ANYTHING.

You're really ****ing ******ed if you are being genuine here.

24 dollars. Subtracted one because **** OP.
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03-04-2014 , 01:47 AM
and stop with the gaped please.
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