Do you guys do introduction threads?

I've been a lurker for a while, and tonight I'm drunk and wanted to introduce myself.

I'm not that drunk, only like 2/10. But thats probably 6/10 on a regular scale, because I usually drink until I pass out and piss myself.

Here is a few facts about me
- I am 27 years old
- Unemployed
- Norwegian
- I have had sex... on webcam... for money (I got $25 on stars for it, and I promised the girl half of it, but she was drunk and never asked for the money so I kept it all for myself).
- I shave my balls every Friday

If you want to know anything else, just ask.

LURK NO MORE BANNED ZOMBIE

Edit: Where r ur vidz

the jtv master imo

Some guy was suppose to send me the video that he captured, but I never got it.. I think... but I can get pics.. let me search a little.. hold on

Edit: The only pic I can find is me making out with a girl and a guy at the same time. I know the sexing pic is out there somewhere (its safe enough to post here, you don't see any boob, vag or penis)

Have you been to sweeden and visited SpicyF? If not, why should we caer about you?

I don't know who SpicyF is, and why should I caer about him/her?

Edit: Ohh.. the reason you should care about me is this:

Here is a post from another forum:
Please explain what happened after Scha took the cam down the first time, claimed he couldn't get it to work anymore, and said he was going to bed. Thanks.

And here is the reply:
he turned it back on, him and his ex got into a HUGE fight, she poured his drink on him then ripped the camera down and looked like the poltergeist as she did that then he got it back up and she sucked his dick while everyone watched

I can provide pretty good entertainment.. I found a video of this BTW, but I'm pretty sure I can't post it here because of the content even tho you cant really see any penis or anything.

Also, you should care about me because I am a nice guy.

send that to me via private message

We have so much in common Scha. I'm a lurker too, also European, and I also had sex once. I don't shave my balls, but one time I did have my a-hole waxed.

fenom: the video isnt really that good.. Will I get into trouble if I post following pic: All you see is a girl with her head in my lap.

OffTh3radar, I was thinking about waxing my penis, because I have hair growing on the shaft... Just a little but up, but its still annoying.

Scha for mod

what are the differences between norsk and bokmal? do they sound different, or are they just written differently? like do you watch tv and go, "damn, this program is in norsk"? please explain.

nynorsk and bokmål is two diffrent written languages. bokmål is what is used by 99% of norwegians, but they still make us learn nynorsk in school.

Edit: we also have a 3rd language... Samisk, which is used by sames.. They are native people from northen scandinavia who farms raindeer (not joking).

Please PM link to pic and video and I will determine whether or not you can post it here.

How do you shave your balls?

Do you get ball stubble after a week, and if so, is it irritating?

I uploaded the video to youporn, but its not showing up. I guess its being approved or something. Search my nick there later and you'll find it.

I shave my balls with a razor in the shower. I also cut all the hair around the balls, because I dont want to shave everything and look like a little kid. It starts to itch if I don't shave it for a while.

Wow i was sure this thread was going to suck but this is miles (kms) above the avg OOT thread. A+

<3 scha

Shaved right down to the awesome.