Requoted for you, bolded to help.

Damn, you're dumb. Look up "relative vs. subjective".

Although you may have just been trying to be funny. Nice fail.

Remember this is "after-shift". I have no information or math to offer what happens during their shift.

Lighten up, Francis.

Good enough?

IITT I learned that RG takes his former life as the night-boy at a seedy hotel seriously.

No

I could be offended by "night-boy" or "seedy", but I'm too old to take anything seriously.

Just a small slice in the life of an old gray-haired dude.

fixed

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+1 and excellent post, All-inMcLovin.

We've also learned that RG is very careful not to be disparaging of strippers. Hmm. RG, where did you meet Mrs. RG?

lol. Mrs. RG won't take her shirt off if the shades are open or the light is on.

Nice bark, wrong tree.

We met at a Christian summer camp when we were 16. I wasn't a stripper.

Damn. It was close though. Just sayin'.

In my neighborhood there is a sort of aparthotel that rents by the month. Several hundred apartments, about half of which are rented by escorts. At the supermarket, if you didn't know they were there and who they were, they'd either just look ordinary chicks with too many tattoos and too much tuning or just pass by completely unnoticeable. Several had kids in school with mine and would come to parent meetings. One was a bit of joke because she was a junky and trolled the fathers for work (before social services finally took her kids from her) and all the mothers hated her, and one used to get driven to pick up her kid by her pimp/husband who had a bunch of tuned up antique cars (they threw really nice birthday parties for their kid, though), but the others seemed just like anybody else (because they are like anybody else). I used to chat with them at football matches same way I did with the fireman and the policeman with kids on the team.

Point is you can't tell an off duty escort apart from an off duty salesperson unless you somehow already know.

I worked with a girl at a gas station that moonlit as a stripper. Her boyfriend looked like a 19yo Milhouse and she was really into Dragon Ballz.

thanks lonely_but_rich

I've always loved your avatar!

That statistic is only accurate 15.3% of the time.

I'm not aware of any strip clubs that have windows or bright lights. So it looks like she's go to go!

Also, if true, that's incredibly sad for you.

fyp

I don't know if being a porn actress makes you a "hooker" or not, but Stormy Daniels - according to [former] Trump "fixer" Michael Cohen - was [allegedly] paid $150,000.00 by Trump in exchange for agreeing to keep her mouth shut about whatever sexual activity she and the future President might have engaged in. Of course, Trump being the cheapskate that he is, didn't pay Stormy out of his own pocket. He directed that the hush money be paid from campaign donations and be charged off as a campaign expense.

Kind of funny when you think about it: All those rabid Trump supporters thinking their [voluntary] donations were going toward Making America Great Again when the money was actually being used to get Trump's rocks off.

Keeping her mouth shut is the exact opposite of a blow job.

We're All Prostitutes

This is a bit of a philosophical observation, but I've often thought we are all - in one way or another - prostitutes.

When women (and men for that matter) trade sex for money, what they are really giving is their time. When one goes to work for an employer, any employer, how is that any different? You're trading your time for their money. The vast majority of people would not give a minute of their time if they weren't being paid. That fact alone makes us all prostitutes.

I don't condemn strippers and hookers for trading sex for money. We've all got to make a living somehow. It's a lot better for prostitutes to make money turning tricks rather than committing real crimes like property theft, burglary, drug dealing and armed robbery.