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Just iced my first bro. Bro in question was the 38-year-old VP I mentioned earlier. I packaged up an Ice into a FedEx box and had the mail guy deliver it to him:

suddenly just became a huge fan of this thing..

Last edited by RacersEdge; 05-28-2010 at 12:59 PM. Reason: Fedex employee obv

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05-28-2010 , 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by solids

Just iced my first bro. Bro in question was the 38-year-old VP I mentioned earlier. I packaged up an Ice into a FedEx box and had the mail guy deliver it to him:

LOL, nice!

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05-28-2010 , 01:26 PM

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more like VPwned

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05-28-2010 , 01:26 PM

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lololol so good, A+ solids

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05-28-2010 , 01:47 PM

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Lol. Awesome.

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05-28-2010 , 01:57 PM

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you're too cool for using the term "crunching", as well?

It's grunching, bro.

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05-28-2010 , 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by solids

Just iced my first bro. Bro in question was the 38-year-old VP I mentioned earlier. I packaged up an Ice into a FedEx box and had the mail guy deliver it to him:

Insert coolerpack or dry ice FTW

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05-28-2010 , 03:41 PM

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I'm out of control.

After my successful icing, the VP vowed to get revenge on me. So I snuck into his office when he was out to lunch, checked his bag, and sure enough, he had left the office earlier and bought an Ice at a nearby bodega.

Instead of waiting for the inevitable icing that was coming my way, I decided to flip that **** on him. Because I'm such an awesome bro, I stole his ice and hid it in the top shelf of his desk:

Later in the afternoon, I dropped by and asked if I could borrow some tape. He reaches into his drawer and said "Aw ****". That's right, bros: Two icings in one day.

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05-28-2010 , 03:44 PM

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hahaha how could he not have one on him?!

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05-28-2010 , 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 27offsuit

hahaha how could he not have one on him?!

I love how we've gotten to the point that this is a plausible thought.

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05-28-2010 , 03:53 PM

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lol that is so good. part of how hilarious this is to me is how it's already infiltrated the business environment.

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05-28-2010 , 03:54 PM

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The funniest part of the story was that when he saw the ICE in his top drawer, he reached into his bag for the ice block. Nice try, bro:

"Oh yeah? Well I'm going to go ahead and block you.....(reaches in bag).......awww, you stole my ice?.....That's ****ed up."

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05-28-2010 , 05:07 PM

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Awesome.

Mine is too obvious, and missed by the masses. It's ALWAYS that way. I am here to make sure you don't miss anything.

Apparently you missed it, too. I did the vanilla ice version of a rickroll, called an ICE MELT, in post #136.

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05-28-2010 , 05:14 PM

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whats up with these "walked in the bar and handed me an Ice" and "left an ice on my desk" things? if there's no creativity involved, and no way to sense the trap and avoid it, doesn't seem quite so fun to me

I completely agree. However, there are some exceptions.

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05-28-2010 , 05:36 PM

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I completely agree. However, there are some exceptions.

That is awesome.

So is jacking your VP's Ice and presenting him with it. Sick play.

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05-28-2010 , 06:05 PM

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Thats cold bro.

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05-28-2010 , 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by g-bebe

lol that is so good. part of how hilarious this is to me is how it's already infiltrated the business environment.

solids, what kind of place do you work in? looks like an informal little tech comapny or something - must be fun - no way would drinking alcohol - no matter how much of a chick it is - be allowed in a big corporation.

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05-28-2010 , 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Quadstriker

I love how we've gotten to the point that this is a plausible thought.

Friday before Memorial Day Weekend and I've been Iced once already. **** yes I'm packin' Ice.

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05-28-2010 , 07:07 PM

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Ice Cold!!!

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05-28-2010 , 07:15 PM

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Does the Ice need to be on your person? Or can it be in an adjacent bag? If so, is there a radius that the bag must be in to qualify? Certainly it cannot be in the other room. But what about across the room?

ETA: This is for blocking purposes.

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05-28-2010 , 07:23 PM

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kyle are you making sure Dids gets a document listing all crucially important conventions, so that he can have a fighting chance when he gets back? To do otherwise would be unsportsmanlike imo.

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05-28-2010 , 07:25 PM

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We decided against it. It would be all-out war. I don't think it's fun without multiple targets. This would have been a sick game to do while in college.

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05-28-2010 , 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RacersEdge

Doesn't have to be small little tech company. I have a friend at a company with a recent 5 billion dollar valuation and he says the Dev Team engages in Icing.

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05-28-2010 , 07:30 PM

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I don't think it's fun without multiple targets.

I think this is an excellent observation. Still, why not expand? Who can anticipate the ceiling on the comic value of pongo wandering around the house drunk as / madder than hell all the time? What about Lancelot? Other kitties? Think bigger.

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05-28-2010 , 08:03 PM

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Excellent Ice stories bros. Excellent indeed. I think that I will try my next Icing tomorrow afternoon.

I will be BBQing on my balcony tomorrow and will be waiting for a couple bros to arrive. When they do I will lower the ices off of the balcony via string to the walkway where the unsuspecting bros will meet their doom...

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