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01-25-2010 , 11:48 PM

#1301

FlyWf

It's the other way

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 58,090

Compare and contrast garcia and my responses to JL's situation. Which created more lulz?

01-25-2010 , 11:49 PM

#1302

garcia1000

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 7,853

01-25-2010 , 11:58 PM

#1303

Pudge714

Modding All Day

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 39,104

JL,
How many Keystone Lights have you had?

01-26-2010 , 12:02 AM

#1304

FlyWf

It's the other way

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 58,090

I was seriously self-amused by that "phrase your answer in the form of number of Keystone Lights" line and will endeavor to make it a small scale meme. I kinda had to jam it awkwardly into an anecdote from my real life, in retrospect I should've just invented a more convenient lie.

01-26-2010 , 12:54 AM

#1305

JL514

because i can

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 9,826

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pudge714

JL,
How many Keystone Lights have you had?

let's say 5-6

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyWf

I think you pretty obviously claim that you can't read her mind and that makes her incredibly attractive. Later, anal.

Haha, I did say this later in the night. I couldn't decide if that made me a loser or really smooth (in life -- in the situation it clearly gold)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cry Me A River

Edward would never date a chick that old.

hahaha, I should tell her that

01-26-2010 , 02:23 AM

#1306

Clarkmeister

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 17,957

May need some OOTers to contribute in this important thread:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62...weight-694768/

01-26-2010 , 03:08 AM

#1307

Pocket Trips

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,437

LF,

Mustard makes a hell of a lube and might even make goin down on her afterwards near tolerable.

01-26-2010 , 03:29 AM

#1308

Beatngreet415

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,067

Quote:

Originally Posted by RunDownHouse

If it was mustard-colored, it was probably mayostard mustannaise, although I admit a 25/75 mayo/nutella mix is also a good bet.

Landon,

Did her hairbrush resemble a chia pet? Was the classroom set up so you could have just sort of used your foot to shove all of her stuff farther beneath her seat and away from yours?

watch these in order plz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zkMFFm4tdQ&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVBsCCV6NG4&NR=1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WRmm...eature=related

I enjoy showing people Mr. Show so much that when it actually applies to a conversation it's like a gift from heaven

01-26-2010 , 06:21 AM

#1309

Sciolist

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 17,528

Quote:

Originally Posted by garcia1000

What's wrong with Twilight references?

She probably thinks abstinence is a good idea. Also, likely expects you to wear no shirt when going on a date.

01-26-2010 , 10:58 AM

#1310

JL514

because i can

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 9,826

They were supposed to send me 4kg of creatine but instead sent us 4kg of glitter.

01-26-2010 , 11:20 AM

#1311

oddjob

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,859

Quote:

Originally Posted by JL514

How hot does this girl need to be that I can ignore this? She's 23 FWIW.

5, or subtract a point of hotness for every can of keystone light you've consumed.

01-26-2010 , 11:36 AM

#1312

oddjob

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 7,859

this is feeling like a very landonfan question, but someone tell me how you applicate gold bond powder to your junk. do you just open up your underwear and shake down like parmesan cheese on a pizza, or do you sprinkle into your hand and then pat your nuts with the cupped powder.

i'm considering trying it out, and i just realized i'm too stupid to know how to properly use it.

01-26-2010 , 11:41 AM

#1313

kkcountry

BBV MS Paint Rapid Response Squad

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 31,261

Quote:

Originally Posted by oddjob

01-26-2010 , 11:46 AM

#1314

istewart

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 15,910

My daily piece of advice to OOT: Do not watch New York, I Love You.

01-26-2010 , 11:48 AM

#1315

A S U

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,867

Quote:

Originally Posted by oddjob

Definitely sprinkle in your hand and pat your sack. You don't want it touching the meat. Stings

01-26-2010 , 11:59 AM

#1316

econophile

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 11,306

Quote:

Originally Posted by istewart

My daily piece of advice to OOT: Do not watch New York, I Love You.

eagerly awaiting your review of valentine's day

01-26-2010 , 12:46 PM

#1317

Omar Comin

fantasy failure

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 27,348

****in george lopez

01-26-2010 , 01:09 PM

#1318

jmakin

banned

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 27,807

lol @ the obligatory black guy

01-26-2010 , 01:49 PM

#1319

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,740

That's Queen Latifah.

01-26-2010 , 01:51 PM

#1320

Dids

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 60,871

If we could find some happy medium between "enough women around that even Dids could get laid" and "ridding the planet of women who make movies like that exist". I would probably be ok with that. I'm in an ethnic/cultural/gender based cleansing kinda mood today.

01-26-2010 , 01:54 PM

#1321

AC-Cobra

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,207

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dids

Your plan is to both increase and decrease the world's population of women?

01-26-2010 , 02:07 PM

#1322

entertainme

The Poker Mom

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 8,444

If his goal is to get laid, he may be better off decreasing the male population.

01-26-2010 , 02:09 PM

#1323

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,740

Or maybe asking a girl out.

daryn-do-it.wav

Edit: Dids, I recently saw the picture of you flipping someone off in a bar or something. You are definitely capable of ****ing something. Proceed with wanton abandon.

01-26-2010 , 03:11 PM

#1324

Dids

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 60,871

I think I know the picture you're talking about- but I have no idea what you would have been doing to see it. I look a lot better now than in that picture. My lack of getting laid right now has everything to do with a lack of effort on my part.

Me, super baked, trying to understand iphone's camera. It was hard.

01-26-2010 , 03:13 PM

#1325

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,740

Oh god, the other picture was way better. I think I saw it in the Diebitter 45K thread, which is why you probably didn't see it.

You do look baked and unsure of what you are holding, however.

edit: wait, maybe it was the online nemesis thread

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