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01-06-2010 , 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by krizlo
lol im an idiot

One of my bosses (female, prob in her 50s) was walking by my cube talking to a co-worker. I missed the entire convo, the only thing I heard was my boss saying to the coworker "I guess I need to go blow bubbles."

I instantly turn towards them and say "Who is Bubbles?"

Coworker is shocked. My boss kind of scowls at me, then continues on down the hallway. I might be in trouble here.
so awesome.
01-06-2010 , 09:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoodGame
my roommate has a registered gun that he keeps fairly accessible to everyone. hypothetically if someone was to break into the house while i was there could i shoot them without consequence? what if they were still attempting to break in yet still outside?

i live in CA and as of now i'm under the assumption i could.
Check your local laws, this varies greatly from state to state. Here in Texas, someone sets foot in the house without permission, I'm practically encouraged to blow their brains out.


And eviljeff, I'm wondering why YOU would want a random disc of Law & Order to begin with.
01-06-2010 , 10:24 PM
My M.I.L. got a gym membership from her husband for Christmas, which she wanted. She goes today for the first time. Double row of treadmills, and she is walking on one in the back row.

Middle aged dude running on the treadmill in front of her collapses and is dead before the paramedics get there.

More or less inclined to go to the gym after that?
01-06-2010 , 10:25 PM
Did the guy fly off the treadmill?

Edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfTzK...eature=related
01-06-2010 , 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by eviljeff
So I've had netflix for about 5 years, been returning DVDs from work for the past 15 months. In all that time I've had 3 DVDs never make it back to Netflix. All 3 have been in the past 3 months, spaced almost exactly one month apart. Someone's jacking my DVDs, right?

The only thing is that two of them are just random DVDs for tv series. Not sure why someone would want one disc of Law & Order or Breaking Bad.

I think I'm going to start the investigation by finding other netflix subscribers that return their DVDs from the office.
Meh. Once the guy rips open the envelope and comes to the disappointing realization that he has Season 1 Disc 3 of Breaking Bad, he's not going to bother fixing it up and mailing it out. A smart criminal would peek through the hole to check for good ones to avoid this, but a lazy one wouldn't.
01-06-2010 , 10:39 PM
Maybe the thief just hates eviljeff. We're going to need an enemies list.
01-06-2010 , 10:41 PM
1 more reason why working out is over rated.
01-06-2010 , 10:43 PM
A blindfolded shot;

I'm interested in potentially working in hotel/spa management and I'm wondering if anyone know any good sites for information on the subject. I'm first and foremost looking to work in exotic locations, I know I'd better get some qualifications first but..

Any help would be great since googling has shown to be quite difficult on the subject.
01-07-2010 , 12:19 AM
I want to get a Waterpik like in that useful recommendations thread. Agree/disagree?
01-07-2010 , 12:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by garcia1000
I want to get a Waterpik like in that useful recommendations thread. Agree/disagree?
Me too. It pretty much instantly went on my amazon wishlist.

Then I actually flossed yesterday as a result of being inspired and my gums feel better so I might put it off.
01-07-2010 , 12:51 AM
Agree. I've been putting it off for a year now.
01-07-2010 , 12:57 AM
PSA for weed smokers with cold weather:

Fill a small bong with fresh powder. It's awesome.
01-07-2010 , 01:32 AM
haha, I can never motivate myself to floss. So even if waterpik is equivalent to flossing, it means I can FLOSS WITH A WATERJET DUDES +100 cool points
01-07-2010 , 01:34 AM
HK$998 = US$128


Dear Mr. garcia1000,

Thank you for your enquiry. WP-100E is now offering at a promotional price of HK$998 which is $200 off and free delivery to COMMERCIAL area.

Best regards,
Customer Service Department
NuDento International Limited
www.waterpik.com.hk

-----Original Message-----
From: garcia1000
Sent: Thursday, January 07, 2010 11:47 AM
To: info@NuDento.com
Subject: Ultra Dental Water Jet WP-100E

Hello,

I am in Hong Kong and wondering if there is promotional price for Ultra Dental Water Jet WP-100E, on the US site it cost US$59.99, Thank you very much

Regards
garcia1000
01-07-2010 , 01:39 AM
God damn
01-07-2010 , 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
If ever a video needed the HQ button...
01-07-2010 , 03:32 AM
"She's the Man"



Not Anymore







Amanda Bynes does Maxim
01-07-2010 , 03:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GoodGame
my roommate has a registered gun that he keeps fairly accessible to everyone. hypothetically if someone was to break into the house while i was there could i shoot them without consequence? what if they were still attempting to break in yet still outside?

i live in CA and as of now i'm under the assumption i could.

If you attempt to shoot them shoot to kill. Also you have to make sure you kill them on your property. This might mean dragging the body back into the house. I took a crim class and our teacher was a detective/parole officer
01-07-2010 , 05:17 AM
In chess, how many hours of study/play would it take for a reasonably intelligent person to be able to beat anyone who hasn't studied the game?

(As a random frame of reference, I would submit that with 15 hours of guided study and 10 hours of play, someone could beat anyone who didn't study in HULHE.)
01-07-2010 , 05:22 AM
holy ****! great moments of childhood being relived. watching the wizard and lucas just put on the power glove. he's good at all 97 games. what a pimp.
01-07-2010 , 05:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by garcia1000
HK$998 = US$128


Regards
garcia1000
I found prices outside of mong kok to be pretty ****ing terrible in HK. And those were mostly knockoffs anyway.

However, x2 with a discount is still pretty lolol what are they thinking.
01-07-2010 , 06:20 AM
I might get one anyway, waterpik US doesn't ship internationally
01-07-2010 , 06:24 AM
IDK if amazon will ship to you or not but they carry some waterpik products.
01-07-2010 , 06:47 AM
I tried Amazon, they wouldn't ship either.
01-07-2010 , 06:53 AM
Lame .

      
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