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01-22-2008 , 01:45 AM

michw

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Title says it all. He won't die of exposure will he? I put a blanket over him. I can't make him move and he's to big to move myself.

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01-22-2008 , 01:52 AM

centaurmyth

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Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 583

get help NOW moving his large ass and the rest will take care of itself. anything short of that and you may have blood on your lazy, indecisive hands.

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01-22-2008 , 01:53 AM

Victor

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WTF DO NOT LEAVE HIM THERE!!!!!!!!!!K QDFS;JFDSAJIFDPSJDIOOADFPF

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01-22-2008 , 01:53 AM

Omar Comin

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more blankets

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01-22-2008 , 01:55 AM

heater

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Originally Posted by michw

He won't die of exposure will he?

It's quite possible. It may even be likely.

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01-22-2008 , 01:56 AM

Franchise 60

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For real?

Wake his ass up.

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01-22-2008 , 01:57 AM

stabn

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Yah uh get some help wtf.

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01-22-2008 , 01:58 AM

Victor

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i would bet he dies if you leave him there all night.

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01-22-2008 , 01:58 AM

Ricky_Bobby

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If the car has plenty of gas and isn't sitting in a position that the exhaust gas will get trapped, just let it idle and turn the heat on. A car would run all night on a full tank at idle speed.

Of course, you should just probably get the fat **** inside.

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01-22-2008 , 01:59 AM

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dustybottoms

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Is he literally a circus elephant?? Dude, man up, get in there, and get him somewhere warm.

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01-22-2008 , 01:59 AM

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heater

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Wiki on hypothermia, fwiw:

Alcohol consumption prior to cold exposure may increase one's risk of becoming hypothermic. Alcohol acts as a vasodilator, increasing blood flow to the body's extremities, thereby increasing heat loss.[3] Ironically, this may cause the victim to feel warm while he or she is rapidly losing heat to the surrounding environment.

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01-22-2008 , 02:00 AM

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peterchi

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I'm assuming this isn't real, mainly because lol at "I put a blanket over him", but in case it is -- go get some buddies and move his ass. He probably won't die but I'm not 100% sure, and neither are you. I can't imagine that being wasted does good things to your body's resiliancy, either.

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01-22-2008 , 02:00 AM

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michw

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Ok. Given the nature of this board and my current paranoid state of mind I can't tell if I'm being messed with....I guess I'm going to have to lift 220 pounds on my own some how. God damnit.

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01-22-2008 , 02:05 AM

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dustybottoms

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Originally Posted by michw

Ok. Given the nature of this board and my current paranoid state of mind I can't tell if I'm being messed with....I guess I'm going to have to lift 220 pounds on my own some how. God damnit.

You don't have to lift him. Face him away from where you'll be going, put your hands and forearms underneath his armpits, and drag him. You might have to stop a couple of times, but it shouldn't be too difficult.

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01-22-2008 , 02:07 AM

#15

wet work

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Do you really want to find out? Do something. This is called being a friend.

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01-22-2008 , 02:07 AM

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heater

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Originally Posted by michw

Ok. Given the nature of this board and my current paranoid state of mind I can't tell if I'm being messed with....I guess I'm going to have to lift 220 pounds on my own some how. God damnit.

You're not being messed with. Google hypothermia for chrissakes.

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01-22-2008 , 02:12 AM

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centaurmyth

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Originally Posted by tedfurlong

Figure out a way to stuff him in a sleeping bag and crawl in with him. I think you both have to nude up for it to work though.

Do you see the difference yet between being messed with and being told to save this man's life?

Oh, and btw, pics of drawing on his drunk passed out ass. Well, not literally. Ok, if you must...

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01-22-2008 , 02:12 AM

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Omar Comin

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Originally Posted by tedfurlong

Figure out a way to stuff him in a sleeping bag and crawl in with him. I think you both have to nude up for it to work though.

WAT

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01-22-2008 , 02:13 AM

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tarheeljks

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do w/e it takes to get him inside

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01-22-2008 , 02:14 AM

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anononon

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uh yeah lol come on. think about this for 2 seconds.

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01-22-2008 , 02:15 AM

#21

Franchise 60

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If you cut him into pieces he'll be easier to carry inside.

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01-22-2008 , 02:16 AM

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peterchi

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Originally Posted by tedfurlong

Figure out a way to stuff him in a sleeping bag and crawl in with him. I think you both have to nude up for it to work though.

Voyage of the Mimi FTW!!

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01-22-2008 , 02:21 AM

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michw

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He's inside. Dragging him onto the pavement provided enough motivation to make him stand and lean against me. Thanks guys. I'm an idiot.

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01-22-2008 , 02:22 AM

#24

tbach24

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Yeah he probably would've puked all over your car or somethign anyways. Or bled. Or **** his pants. You DO NOT want that.

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01-22-2008 , 02:25 AM

#25

Franchise 60

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Originally Posted by tbach24

Yeah he probably would've puked all over your car or somethign anyways. Or bled. Or **** his pants. You DO NOT want that.

Very true.

And if you think its hard to get a fat drunk guy out of your car, imagine getting a frozen dead fat guy out of your car...

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