Lol, okay, definitely a troll after that last bit.

I would love to hear one of you FEs expand on this.

Lience class

Sphere mongering

This is so good

*sigh* Come on man, when you go off the rails like this it makes it hard to keep with the fun game that you actually think this stuff.

It's no different from the crap that gets thrown my way.

Here's another good one

"Mr Gregorio, where did the earth come from?"
"Space dust"
"what?"
"All matter attracts all matter, you get enough of it together and viola a planet for you and me to live on"
"If all matter attracts matter, why aren't we part of the sun, which is some 100x bigger than us?"
"Oh. right. Dark Energy"
"what's that"
"lol i don't know"

or

"what created space?"
"the big bang"
"what's the big bang?"
"thanks to science, we know that all the moons, planets, stars and galaxies were all infinitely squished together until they expanded and spread out far enough for us to have a home"
"what initiated the big bang?"
"science"
"this doesn't make any sense. I feel like I know less than I did before I brought this up with you"
"i'm sorry, i'm just trying to maintain the status quo. you'd like to be popular on an internet forum some day, so PAY ATTENTION AND SHUT UP"

LOL why doesn't the ocean float above the sky, if water has oxygen in it?

/globehead problems

Rain is magic.

Dumb question, but can we assume that you believe evolution is a fabrication? I'm getting a strong "Why do monkeys still exist, then?" vibe here.

The IQ of a person asking the monkey question compared to "why doesnt the ocean float if there's oxygen in it" probably differs by at least 50-60 pts

Dissolved oxygen in water is in a different phase of matter (liquid) than oxygen in the atmosphere (gas) so I'm not sure where you were going with that.

Can you draw a free body diagram of a molecule of oxygen in the atmosphere? I'll bet that would clear up a lot of these questions.

I would not lie to my kids. The sun is not a ball of fire. It's a ball of gas that glows as a result of nuclear fusion in which hydrogen fuses into helium, so no oxygen is required.

WTF, everyone knows the sun moves as it orbits around the center of the Milky Way at a speed of about 500,000 miles an hour.

If denser objects "sink" then please explain what we're seeing in this video.

Obviously CGI. C'mon man!

Moo,

Since you don't believe in gravity, or these crazy theories and stories of science, do you believe in any creditable things from the past that aren't so crazy or impossible?
Say, like Noah's Ark, or the burning bush story? Maybe the parting of the Red Sea for example.

Simpsons did it!!!

For anybody that hasn't tried yet, those tranny videos are absolutely incredible.

Thread needs more tranny stuff and less people pretending the earth isn't a triangle.

I'm still trying to wrap my head around transgendered First Ladies giving birth.

Fish eyed lens obviously

As long as there's no gravity involved.

Yeah I think we've had enough science fun here. Let's move on.

Moo - I think a lot of people here assume that you hate transgender people.

Would you like to clarify your stance?

And whomever did the work on Melania when he/she was a kid did a first rate job.

"Sun speed according to timeanddate.com on January 1, 2017 UTC 15:16 was 955.6 miles / hour.

Sun took 2 minutes 50 seconds to travel it's diameter

2 min 50 sec = 0.0472 hours x 955.6 miles/hour = 45.125 mile diameter. Sun was at 90/90 zenith which only happens 2 times a year at my location."


So far we've learned about the countless NASA/ISS lies, the impossible water physics of a globe, and what stars and planets actually are. Here is documentation that the Sun is much smaller.

Hop that plane today to check out the ice wall and the unknowable beyond? Or just YouToobin?

So a round object (from our view) doesn't shine down in a circular shape -
it shines down at some crazy ****ed-up shape? And it's the only object in the universe that shines that way? And the shape that it shines down changes every single day? But none of the images that flat-earthers show in their models depict this - even your moving images show a circular light shining down on the earth?

Seriously?

I ignored Kyrie, I ignored Shaq, multiple times I came here and didn't get drawn in but your post lead me to a way I think we can all agree on to determine if Flat Earth Theory is true or not:

So gravity is fake because Newton was just spouting some Freemason propaganda. It's not possible that Newton was right about some things (gravitational force) and wrong about others (alchemy) due to the nature of his relationship with the Freemasons and propensity for making **** up. Well, Newton also did some work on optics where his scientific method was stabbing himself in the eyeball and he came to the conclusion that it hurt. Since that is necessarily a lie because he was just the Freemason's ***** propagandist, I propose you stab yourself in the eye and when it doesn't hurt Newton is wrong and we all admit the Earth is flat.