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02-24-2012 , 05:41 PM

#1251

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,112

Is everyone pretending A isn't a pedophile joke or am I a pedophile for jumping to that conclusion?

02-24-2012 , 05:43 PM

#1252

Dids

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Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 60,871

A's obviously a bad joke, but if you ignore the dildo there is worthwhile functionality to the other things. I guess a kid probably is more useful long term than a dog, but basically a liability in the early years.

02-24-2012 , 05:43 PM

#1253

SomethingClever

Gorilla Killa

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 13,213

Quote:

The value of having some pure ethanol on hand cannot be understated.

Agree, but damn, pick something more drinkable. You can probably effectively clean a wound with anything over 40% ABV.

I'd take like 33 bottles of primo scotch, 33 bottles of the best tequila, 16 bottles of rum, 16 bottles of vodka, 1 bottle of everclear/grain alcohol and 1 bottle of something stupid like Kahlua, because why the **** not?

02-24-2012 , 05:44 PM

#1254

microbet

Solar Powered

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C

A is turribly wrong.

B is wrong even though that girl is hot (never seen her in other than a still photo).

02-24-2012 , 05:45 PM

#1255

SomethingClever

Gorilla Killa

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 13,213

I think whoever designed this for some reason thinks A is the best choice because of the money and the knife, but they try to make it unappealing by throwing the kid and the dildo in there.

The kid would be a pretty decent asset within a few years if you could keep him alive.

02-24-2012 , 05:45 PM

#1256

MrWookie

Don't Call Me Meredith

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 94,159

Even at age 5, a boy can still be an asset. My dad was driving a tractor at age 5 when he grew up on the farm. But yeah, the point of the boy in A isn't a pedophile joke. It's that you're going to be there for 20 years, so you'll have an incredibly valuable partner to help you hunt, build shelter, and otherwise survive, esp. after he hits puberty.

02-24-2012 , 05:46 PM

#1257

SomethingClever

Gorilla Killa

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 13,213

Should this be its own thread? Has potential IMO

02-24-2012 , 05:46 PM

#1258

microbet

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Lol at thinking any kid could possibly help you survive - unless you eat them.

You are all GOS. I don't care how annoying Kim K. is.

02-24-2012 , 05:47 PM

#1259

A S U

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 4,867

I just don't want to envision a scenario where I end up ****ing this kid

02-24-2012 , 05:47 PM

#1260

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,112

female dog imo

02-24-2012 , 05:48 PM

#1261

SomethingClever

Gorilla Killa

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 13,213

Quote:

Originally Posted by microbet

Lol at thinking any kid could possibly help you survive - unless you eat them.

You are all GOS. I don't care how annoying Kim K. is.

Hey, I'm on the B team. I don't think it's a lock that I'll survive the whole 20 years, so I might as well be having drunk sex with Kim K while I'm still alive.

Plus the MP3 player can be used as a flashlight.

02-24-2012 , 05:49 PM

#1262

stabn

Usurper

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 21,644

Microbet you are there for 20 years. Unless the kid dies before he's 10 he'll clearly be an asset. This is especially true if you are say 40+ and will be starting to get old for the wilderness near the end of your 20 years.

02-24-2012 , 05:49 PM

#1263

lonely_but_rich

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Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 24,112

Quote:

Originally Posted by microbet

Lol at thinking any kid could possibly help you survive - unless you eat them.

You are all GOS. I don't care how annoying Kim K. is.

lol at pretending you have any sex drive, old man.

02-24-2012 , 05:49 PM

#1264

stabn

Usurper

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 21,644

Sc2,

Main value of MP3 player is tuning out kim k when she wants to talk.

02-24-2012 , 05:50 PM

#1265

microbet

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You are all GOS except for SomethingClever.

02-24-2012 , 05:50 PM

#1266

FlyWf

It's the other way

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 58,090

Quote:

Originally Posted by microbet

Lol at thinking any kid could possibly help you survive - unless you eat them.

You are all GOS. I don't care how annoying Kim K. is.

Yeah, that kid is going to die from starvation long before he turns productive.

02-24-2012 , 05:51 PM

#1267

Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7,978

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomethingClever

Plus the MP3 player can be used as a flashlight.

Hollowing out the big black dildo seems like a much more comfortable option.

02-24-2012 , 05:51 PM

#1268

MrWookie

Don't Call Me Meredith

Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 94,159

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomethingClever

It's 500 bottles, and it says "any alcoholic drink" so I wasn't under the impression that we'd get some variety. Still, though, even if I want to drink some and even if we want some variety, I'd be tempted to stick with pure ethanol. For drinking, we dilute it down with water from whatever island spring we have for our water supply, or mixing it with coconut milk. If we got variety, though, I'd consider some high-proof, cask-strength scotch for maybe 100 bottles. That can also be watered down and stretched while still being delicious.

02-24-2012 , 05:52 PM

#1269

killa

huge dick

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,998

Quote:

Originally Posted by daryn

My logic was ok, knife is useful. Kid could be alright just to have someone to talk to. I mean if Kim is gonna die in 5 years and leave you alone for 15 what's the point? Anyway the kid can take care of himself after a while, and if not he dies, whatever. The dildo is a non-item. The big one is the cash!

Its easily B, make babies with Kim, and the usefulness of the 5 year old boy becomes moot because the kids will be ~5 when Kim is dead and you still got a hand gun and booze

02-24-2012 , 05:52 PM

#1270

Fat-not-Thin Man

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,797

What gender is the dog?

02-24-2012 , 05:53 PM

#1271

killa

huge dick

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 18,998

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat-not-Thin Man

What gender is the dog?

if your asking, it doesnt really matter does it

02-24-2012 , 05:53 PM

#1272

microbet

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Quote:

Originally Posted by stabn

10 year old might be close to breakeven, but probably still a liability. 5 year old will be a huge burden right when you are having the hardest time. After 5 years w/o the kid to look out for you'll be set up like Gilligan's Island.

02-24-2012 , 05:54 PM

#1273

miajag

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 17,328

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Spaceman

Hollowing out the big black dildo seems like a much more comfortable option.

hahahaha

02-24-2012 , 05:56 PM

#1274

toddw8

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,472

500 bottles (assuming they are fifths) averages out to a little over 1 shot a day for 20 years.

02-24-2012 , 05:58 PM

#1275

Clare Quilty

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Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 6,710

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmakinmecrzy

The great thing about trying to insult me is it's probably true and I don't care, but I can actually say I've never been accused of breathing out of my mouth. Touche sir.

Next time I'll just call you a dumbass and maybe you'll understand what I'm saying.

Quote:

Originally Posted by stabn

sup?

I said third-rate, not second-rate.

And how is A not the answer? I mean, you can be left alone to rape a kid with a big black dildo well into his teens, and then slit his throat when he tries to get revenge.

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