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02-11-2012 , 01:56 AM
Still haven't really met any OOTers

Only one I met was Assani Fisher and it was disappointing because he was just a nice, normal dude that was really good at basketball.
02-11-2012 , 02:02 AM
One of these websites actually has the suggestion to use fresh urine to alleviate ear pain. Gotta say, if i had a 100% guarantee that it worked I'd do it right about now.
02-11-2012 , 02:09 AM
DBZ getting desperate, reaching into her bag of tricks to keep Euro interested.
02-11-2012 , 02:10 AM
I would meet some OOTers but only the cool people. Not jerks or weirdos
02-11-2012 , 02:14 AM
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Originally Posted by divides_by_zero
One of these websites actually has the suggestion to use fresh urine to alleviate ear pain. Gotta say, if i had a 100% guarantee that it worked I'd do it right about now.
I was about to post that you should put some pee in your ear. Don't need a lot. A couple drops should work.

It does work.

Cig smoke also works some times.

Last edited by I_AM_EVIL; 02-11-2012 at 02:15 AM. Reason: No golden showers needed....unless you're into that kind of thing.
02-11-2012 , 02:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by garcia1000
I would meet some OOTers but only the cool people. Not jerks or weirdos
Word.

Powerball is at $325,000,000. If I win, I'll totall fly out some OOTers for some weird round table discussions.
02-11-2012 , 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by divides_by_zero
One of these websites actually has the suggestion to use fresh urine to alleviate ear pain. Gotta say, if i had a 100% guarantee that it worked I'd do it right about now.
Does it have to be your own urine? If not, since you're in Vegas, you can probably find someone to bet you that the jack of spades will pop out of a deck of cards and piss in your ear. Win-win!
02-11-2012 , 02:35 AM
I've decided that I am one with the pain.
02-11-2012 , 02:39 AM
You sure it's not ear mites?
02-11-2012 , 02:44 AM
02-11-2012 , 02:45 AM
Well they would have been drowned by olive oil and fallen out by now.
02-11-2012 , 10:20 AM
feel better dbz. I have that sometimes and it sucks.
02-11-2012 , 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by offTopic
As homage to the BAC thread, I had a conspiracy wonk tell me today that, "The numbers are in." I said, "What numbers?" He said, "2.3 workers die for every iphone."
I heard iphones are now being made faster than babies born worldwide.
02-11-2012 , 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by divides_by_zero
I've decided that I am one with the pain.
I'm there with you for now. I stepped on a nail two days ago and it went deep.
02-11-2012 , 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Noah.
Still haven't really met any OOTers
Noah 11th hour ***-bailed on our daryn/kkcountry/mittens/27offsuit meetup ftr. Not enough star power obv.
02-11-2012 , 10:39 AM
Needed micronuts, obv.
02-11-2012 , 10:41 AM
and where the **** were you bitch?
02-11-2012 , 10:45 AM
I'm saving my OOT irl debut for a wicked glamorous event.
02-11-2012 , 10:52 AM
you'll be the belle of the ball.
02-11-2012 , 10:55 AM
I hope you hit the Powerball tonight so I can make my entrance at your roundtable thing and get paid mad loot for taking a dump off the Top of the Pru or something. Dolla dolla bills, y'all.
02-11-2012 , 10:56 AM
That's obv a lie the only thing worse than me not winning is someone else actually winning and then rubbing it in my face in OOT every day.
02-11-2012 , 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Noah.
Word.

Powerball is at $325,000,000. If I win, I'll totall fly out some OOTers for some weird round table discussions.
I will moderate obv
02-11-2012 , 11:00 AM
my nightmare is seeing tons of cameras in front of store where i bought my ticket (in person or on tv) and then it being some other ******* that bought his ticket there won. I'd probably kill myself.
02-11-2012 , 11:06 AM
My nightmare is Dids winning and then every day after busting my ass at work I come home to an OOT full pics of the Brady-esque cat mansion he's building and balla Vegas TR's of Dids and his crew of white rappers and furry ho's tearing up the Strip in his limobus.
02-11-2012 , 11:28 AM
great work in the cop wannabe thread dids. A+ modding as usual.

      
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