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View Poll Results: Is Philip Seymour Hoffman Gay
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01-18-2008 , 05:47 PM
I've gotten into a few arguments with people about a few people who I think are closet homosexuals in Hollywood.

The first one that comes to mind is Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Pros and cons to him being gay

Pros:
Good actor
Played a few gay roles
Rarely seen in public with girlfriend
Enjoys sucking dick

Cons:
Claims to have a girlfriend


So OOT, is Hoffman gay, and who else do you think is a closet homosexual in Hollywood?

Last edited by kipin; 01-18-2008 at 05:56 PM.
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01-18-2008 , 05:49 PM
kip,

PSH is too sloppy looking to be a ****.
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01-18-2008 , 05:52 PM




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01-18-2008 , 05:54 PM
To be clear "good actor" is a pro point in the gay bucket?
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01-18-2008 , 05:56 PM
I think it would be more interesting to talk about who's a closet gay in OOT.

I choose kipin.
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01-18-2008 , 05:59 PM
TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
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01-18-2008 , 06:01 PM
Obviously anyone in the art community who is good at what they do increases the likelihood of them being gay. Is this news to you Dids?
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01-18-2008 , 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by traz
TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE
How would you know that unless OMGGGGGGGGGGG ***
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01-18-2008 , 06:16 PM
Anyone else trying to figure out what five letter word kipin used there?

Gays (nope, too short)
F*gs (same)
Ho mo (nope)
Spurs Fans (too many words)
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01-18-2008 , 06:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kipin
I've gotten into a few arguments with people about a few people who I think are closet homosexuals in Hollywood.

The first one that comes to mind is Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Pros and cons to him being gay

Pros:
Good actor
Played a few gay roles
Rarely seen in public with girlfriend
Enjoys sucking dick

Cons:
Claims to have a girlfriend


So OOT, is Hoffman gay, and who else do you think is a closet homosexual in Hollywood?
I'm just wondering if you could expand on how the first bolded claim is a "pro" for gayness, and where you got the second bolded claim from.
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01-18-2008 , 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by tuq
Anyone else trying to figure out what five letter word kipin used there?

Gays (nope, too short)
F*gs (same)
Ho mo (nope)
Spurs Fans (too many words)
h o m o s?
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01-18-2008 , 06:26 PM
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Originally Posted by tuq
Anyone else trying to figure out what five letter word kipin used there?

Gays (nope, too short)
F*gs (same)
Ho mo (nope)
Spurs Fans (too many words)
I'll take queer for 200 alex.
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01-18-2008 , 06:31 PM
I think LFS has it. aych oh em oh ess. I think it needs to be plural. Missed that the first time around.

CharlieDontSurf is our resident insider regarding who is putting their private parts where, when he sees this thread I'm sure he'll fill in the blanks on who has a penis but also likes a penis in their mouth and so on.
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01-18-2008 , 06:41 PM
I'm voting "no," but that's just because I like him.

People who suck and I think are gay:

Tom Cruise
John Travolta
Tobey Maguire
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01-18-2008 , 06:55 PM
ding ding ding LFS is the winner!

dmisfh1,

Obviously if he is gay (he is), he probably enjoys trying to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop if you know what I mean. So that puts it in the pro category.
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01-18-2008 , 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Los Feliz Slim
h o m o s?
Where can I see video and what's the background info as to your avatar?
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01-18-2008 , 07:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tuq
Anyone else trying to figure out what five letter word kipin used there?

Gays (nope, too short)
F*gs (same)
Ho mo (nope)
Spurs Fans (too many words)
Go *** ****** your mother's ******* is twisted ***** while ******** an aardvark ***** under the **** chia pet!!!!

Last edited by suzzer99; 01-18-2008 at 07:13 PM.
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01-18-2008 , 07:08 PM
Travolta for sure
Cruise seems like he would be bi given that despite all the rumors..even when he was a nobody/young actor he was scoring plenty of trim

to be honest this isn't really a topic with people i know. we're usually more into where has Lindsay Lohan/other random tramps been hanging out in the hopes that we can go there and she'll stumble past us, take us into a stairwell, **** us then continue on her way.
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01-18-2008 , 07:12 PM
CDS,

I'm really disappointed that you are more concerned with scoring with some hot young Hollywood starlet than you are figuring out who sucks dick in secret.
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01-18-2008 , 07:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tuq
Anyone else trying to figure out what five letter word kipin used there?

Gays (nope, too short)
F*gs (same)
Ho mo (nope)
Spurs Fans (too many words)
Ho mo s IMO
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01-18-2008 , 07:18 PM
CDS,

Who are the 5 famous celebs you are most likely to have a shot at running into randomly at some bar and banging?
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01-18-2008 , 07:20 PM
FWIW, we all know that Tom Cruise is trapped in the closet.

Most likely choices for gay men in Hollywood:

Clint Eastwood
Sylvester Stallone
Bruce Willis
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Mel Gibson

Runner up:

Billy Crystal
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01-18-2008 , 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
CDS,

Who are the 5 famous celebs you are most likely to have a shot at running into randomly at some bar and banging?
Uhm... well, I wouldn't want to bang any of them, but ones I might have a shot with if I would...

Roseanne Barr
Rosie O'Donnell
Kathy Kinney (from the Drew Carey Show)
Star Jones
Kathy Bates
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01-18-2008 , 07:32 PM
My prediction of CDS's list:

Lohan
Sharon Stone
Scarlett Jo
Jessica Simpson
Hayden P.

Last edited by Riverman; 01-18-2008 at 07:47 PM.
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01-18-2008 , 07:37 PM
I listened to a "City Arts & Lecture" broadcast with PSH one or two years ago. I remember thinking he boorishly represented himself as a pussy hound more than once. I concluded that either 1) he was tired of dealing with people who assumed he was gay and trying to get the word out, or 2) he was gay and concerned that this could torpedo his career. Anyway, I realize this is the OP question: is he in the closet. My impression was that his performance in the interview was so ham-handed and seemed so out of character that it actually made 1) more likely than 2). I could be wrong, but if he's in the closet he can stay there for all I care.
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