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09-10-2015 , 11:43 PM

HiFi

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ITT, we post screenshots of the weird **** people text us.

I'll go first.

Let's start small:

From a bad date I had:

From same bad date (might get infracted for circumventing the profanity filter here but I'll put it in a spoiler and hopefully the powers that be will choose mercy):

Spoiler:

I predict that this thread will either be swiftly deleted or will get very, very long.

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09-10-2015 , 11:49 PM

Bighurt52235

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OP I assume is female?

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09-10-2015 , 11:50 PM

HiFi

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

OP I assume is female?

Obv

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09-10-2015 , 11:53 PM

Bighurt52235

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Did you get a response on the last screenshot, or was that the last you ever heard from him?

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09-10-2015 , 11:56 PM

HiFi

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

Did you get a response on the last screenshot, or was that the last you ever heard from him?

Oh there's more...

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09-11-2015 , 12:24 AM

ec_outlaw

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Adam seems like a pretty good dude. You should've come off it for him.

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09-11-2015 , 08:47 AM

capone0

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http://mydrunktexts.com/

weird there are whole websites dedicated to this.

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09-11-2015 , 11:12 AM

HiFi

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Yeah but I thought it was threadworthy. Will accept public ridicule with a smile if I'm wrong.

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09-11-2015 , 11:18 AM

HiFi

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I have more but I'll wait to post them.

No infraction received yet so that's cool.

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09-11-2015 , 12:42 PM

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Yakmelk

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The pic was deleted or doesnt work :0 ?

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09-11-2015 , 12:52 PM

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Kamikam

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Meh, aren't there already enough places on the interwebz where you can find those unfunny, blatantly fake texts ? :|

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09-11-2015 , 01:39 PM

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tylertwo

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I've only sent three texts total in my life, there was minimal humor involved.

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09-11-2015 , 02:24 PM

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Rei Ayanami

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Facebook thread exists, so there's no reason this one shouldn't. Probably won't get much volume as OOT skews male is an enormous congregation of sausages, and men probably don't get many HEY BB WAN SUM ****, PLEEASE, UR BEAUTIFUL texts from other men in this day and age.

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09-11-2015 , 03:28 PM

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Kamikam

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Originally Posted by tylertwo

I've only sent three texts total in my life, there was minimal humor involved.

: old people :

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09-11-2015 , 03:37 PM

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tylertwo

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Originally Posted by Kamikam

: old people :

Nothing shows the degeneration of society more than the fact that we've reverted to using our thumbs as a major form of communication. Next, we'll be proudly using only emphatic glances to convey the entirety of our knowledge.

(Now, that's a rant from an old guy!)

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09-11-2015 , 03:46 PM

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neuroman

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Originally Posted by capone0

http://mydrunktexts.com/

weird there are whole websites dedicated to this.

http://www.textsfromlastnight.com

at least 1/2 of the texts are about getting hammered if not actually drunk texts themselves

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09-11-2015 , 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Yakmelk

The pic was deleted or doesnt work :0 ?

Deleted on purpose because I haven't had an infraction since 2013 and want to keep it that way. Redacted version is here:

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09-11-2015 , 04:00 PM

#18

HiFi

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Originally Posted by Kamikam

Meh, aren't there already enough places on the interwebz where you can find those unfunny, blatantly fake texts ? :|

I promise that these are 100% real

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09-11-2015 , 04:10 PM

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dkgojackets

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you must have the first iphone screenshots Ive ever seen with a battery over 20%

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09-11-2015 , 05:07 PM

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Absurdas

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Originally Posted by dkgojackets

you must have the first iphone screenshots Ive ever seen with a battery over 20%

That's the bizarre part of those texts.

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09-11-2015 , 05:24 PM

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Larry Legend

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I remember one time there was a girl that went to kill her bf but ended up blowing him instead.

Wonder what the text messages between them were like right after?

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09-11-2015 , 05:36 PM

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Alobar

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Originally Posted by tylertwo

(Now, that's a rant from an old guy!)

I bet olds said similar things when the telephone was invented

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09-11-2015 , 06:54 PM

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younguns87

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Originally Posted by Larry Legend

I remember one time there was a girl that went to kill her bf but ended up blowing him instead.

Wonder what the text messages between them were like right after?

rut roh

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09-11-2015 , 06:59 PM

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tylertwo

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Originally Posted by Alobar

I bet olds said similar things when the telephone was invented

I don't know about telephones, but that's certainly what they told me when I saw my first television. I think they were right!

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09-11-2015 , 08:23 PM

#25

HiFi

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Originally Posted by Larry Legend

I remember one time there was a girl that went to kill her bf but ended up blowing him instead.

Wonder what the text messages between them were like right after?

Surprisingly, they were pretty boring iirc.

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