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05-01-2015 , 06:50 AM
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Scientific responses only, please. If you are too young to know where the prostate is, please do not reply.
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05-01-2015 , 08:30 AM
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Your prostate won't know the difference. Your wallet will.
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05-01-2015 , 09:27 AM
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That may be the best scientific response you will receive. Go with it.
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05-01-2015 , 11:20 AM
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Suppose for argument's sake that the wallet is fat.
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05-01-2015 , 11:28 AM
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OP requires clarification.

Which what is better for the prostate, porn or prostitute?
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05-01-2015 , 11:32 AM
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This thread is damaging my prostate
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05-01-2015 , 11:38 AM
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Suppose for argument's sake that the wallet is fat.
your next step should be black shades, white gloves.
Lookin' sharp and lookin' for love.

The girls will go crazy.
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05-01-2015 , 11:39 AM
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I think he's trying to be clever and ask which is better, sex or masturbation.

And AFAIK leo doc is right, an orgasm is an orgasm, your prostate doesn't know if you just nutted into a pro or your sock.
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05-01-2015 , 11:44 AM
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But your prostate has feelings too. Amirite??
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05-01-2015 , 02:27 PM
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Only one of those can massage a prostate so duhhh.
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05-01-2015 , 02:43 PM
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Suppose for argument's sake that the wallet is fat.
Then, I suppose, your prostate won't know the difference; neither will your wallet.
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05-01-2015 , 02:49 PM
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Suppose for argument's sake that the wallet is fat.
They have herbal supplements that will fix this.
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05-01-2015 , 04:38 PM
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Op for mod yet again
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05-01-2015 , 05:45 PM
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Scientifically:

finger up the ass > prostitute/porn
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05-01-2015 , 05:53 PM
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05-01-2015 , 05:55 PM
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Dildo.
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05-01-2015 , 06:03 PM
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What's wrong with doing both and covering all angles to keep your prostate the healthiest it can be
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05-01-2015 , 06:07 PM
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finger up the ass > prostitute/porn
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Dildo.
I've treated all manner of objects that have made their way into the male rectum, some even under reported "mysterious" circumstances.

All have reached the prostate.

I can report with certainty that the prostate was unable to distinguish a pickle jar from a flashlight from an Easter egg.
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05-01-2015 , 06:22 PM
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Gerbil?
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05-01-2015 , 06:24 PM
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This thread is damaging my prostate
LOL'D
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05-01-2015 , 06:33 PM
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Gerbil?
Have not personally encountered one. One of my colleagues did retrieve a dead hamster, tho.

The most surprising was the flashlight. It was still on and shining right back at me. Was very odd since I thought I was the one that was supposed to have the light.
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05-01-2015 , 06:37 PM
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Have not personally encountered one. One of my colleagues did retrieve a dead hamster, tho.

The most surprising was the flashlight. It was still on and shining right back at me. Was very odd since I thought I was the one that was supposed to have the light.
Da ****.

LOL people.
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05-01-2015 , 07:06 PM
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Da ****.

LOL people.
And RIP rectal rodents. They die trying to scratch their way out of an oxygen-deprived, prostate-rich, ****-laden environment.

Do you think we could get them some sort of protected status if they were classified as ESAs?
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05-01-2015 , 07:14 PM
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Was the hamster dead when it was put in?
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05-01-2015 , 07:18 PM
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i don't think i'd enjoy having a hamster in my ass
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