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11-07-2008 , 04:05 PM
Not sure if this thread has been done yet but I guess ill find out. Practical jokes are hilarious to me and I usually enjoy reading about the ones people have pulled off. I want to know the best practical joke you have ever pulled off, or the best you have heard of being pulled off.
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11-07-2008 , 04:10 PM
Mine:

I live in a pretty rural area in North Carolina. So, there are old barns/farm houses all around that havent been used in many years. Once, back in the 70's there were charred remains of people found way out in the country behind an old farm house. So there has always been a rumor that they were sacraficed by some secret colt of devil worshipers.

So back in highschool we obviously come up w/ a plan to play this elaborate joke on some of our friends that have never been to the area where all this happend. There was nothing else better to do back then, so we would always get people to go over to my friends house so we could play poker/drink/get girls over or whatever and this was the perfect place for someone to volunteer the idea of going out to see where the devil worshipers meet. So one night my friend convinces everyone (3 guys 2 girls) to pile in the back of his truck and head for the place where the "colt" meets.

So 5 of us make these black hooded robes that cover our faces and are waiting in the woods some with unlit torches. Two of our friends were from Iceland and spoke the language well so they were the only ones allowed to talk so our voices wouldnt give us away. My friend in on the joke claims he doesnt want to mess his truck up so he makes everyone walk down the path instead of driving the truck lol.

When the group walks about 3/4 way down two of my friends (one that speaks Icelandic) light their torches and jump out of the woods and he starts screaming God knows what in Icelandic. Everyone insta runs away. The girls are screaming in terror obv. My other friend is blocking the end of the path holding a torch and screaming more nonsense in Icelandic. Everyone was scared ****tless but the girls were crying bloody murder at this point so we had let them know it was just a joke. All in all it was pretty funny once we pulled it off.
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11-07-2008 , 04:12 PM
Somebody please please please make an mspaint of a devil worshipping "colt."
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11-07-2008 , 04:13 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=viYxhhclsQo

dead bird prank obv.

My friend is always getting pranks played on him. The best one was when he took a girl back to his. In the morning he had to leave to go to lectures and he left her in the flat. His flatmates took all his expensive stuff- laptop, phone, wallet etc and hid them. They then subtly indicated that the girl he has slept with had a history of stealing things.

He had to phone her and ask her about the missing items - god I would have paid to hear that conversation. I don't think he ever saw her again.
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11-07-2008 , 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by RayPowers
Somebody please please please make an mspaint of a devil worshipping "colt."
The best you're getting imo:

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11-07-2008 , 04:42 PM
i didnt do this personally but i used to work in the summer at a public works department.

these guys always screwed with eachother..

one old redneck always took his shoes off and changed them when he got to the shop so the guys would shove golf balls at the end of them and all sorts of crap and the guy would go ballistic it was pretty funny site.


but the best one i saw was this weird old pedophile dude was working at left his windows down
something happened where one of the dudes was doing park trash or something and found a pic of a naked girl and dirty girls underwear so they got the pic and put the girls underwear in the passenger side visor.(where his wife always sat)

well the weekend came then next day the guy came in crying saying his wife wont talk to him...turns out when she sat down in the car and pulled the visor down all the stuff fell in her lap..it was kinda sad she didnt talk to him for nearly 5 months and nobody admitted to doing it
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11-07-2008 , 04:45 PM
Anyone watch the Ultimate Fighter on Wednesdays? They were doing some childish pranks on each other, itchiing powder in the bed, stealing underwear, etc. But this week, they had some nasty practical jokes going on.

Some dude kept getting his fruit tray stolen. So he took it upon himself to piss in his next tray. As the other team munched on his fruit, they were actually munching on several guys' piss too.

That didn't teach anyone a lesson. Another guy had Sushi that kept getting stolen. So they jacked off on the sushi and let the other team steal it. F'n nasty!
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11-07-2008 , 05:31 PM
LOL these are great
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11-07-2008 , 05:52 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/tag:prank-war/videos

start at the bottom video and work up. It starts out slow, but its pretty awesome by the end


also, anything involving butter floor is pretty sweet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEgM92_LGU
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11-07-2008 , 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Alobar

also, anything involving butter floor is pretty sweet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EEgM92_LGU
Omg that's hilarious.

My best prank was turning an elevator into a live fish pond using a tarp, some 2x4s, and cinderblocks.
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11-07-2008 , 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted by ICEwataNveins
Mine:

I live in a pretty rural area in North Carolina. So, there are old barns/farm houses all around that havent been used in many years. Once, back in the 70's there were charred remains of people found way out in the country behind an old farm house. So there has always been a rumor that they were sacraficed by some secret colt of devil worshipers.

So back in highschool we obviously come up w/ a plan to play this elaborate joke on some of our friends that have never been to the area where all this happend. There was nothing else better to do back then, so we would always get people to go over to my friends house so we could play poker/drink/get girls over or whatever and this was the perfect place for someone to volunteer the idea of going out to see where the devil worshipers meet. So one night my friend convinces everyone (3 guys 2 girls) to pile in the back of his truck and head for the place where the "colt" meets.

So 5 of us make these black hooded robes that cover our faces and are waiting in the woods some with unlit torches. Two of our friends were from Iceland and spoke the language well so they were the only ones allowed to talk so our voices wouldnt give us away. My friend in on the joke claims he doesnt want to mess his truck up so he makes everyone walk down the path instead of driving the truck lol.

When the group walks about 3/4 way down two of my friends (one that speaks Icelandic) light their torches and jump out of the woods and he starts screaming God knows what in Icelandic. Everyone insta runs away. The girls are screaming in terror obv. My other friend is blocking the end of the path holding a torch and screaming more nonsense in Icelandic. Everyone was scared ****tless but the girls were crying bloody murder at this point so we had let them know it was just a joke. All in all it was pretty funny once we pulled it off.

Did it look like this?

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11-07-2008 , 07:04 PM
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Originally Posted by RayPowers
Somebody please please please make an mspaint of a devil worshipping "colt."

Last edited by stabn; 11-07-2008 at 07:04 PM. Reason: worst_ms_paint_ever(sincemylastone)
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11-07-2008 , 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by KingOfFelt
Did it look like this?

lol thats pretty good. i can only laugh at my poor grammar
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11-07-2008 , 07:20 PM
When someones really drunk, scratch them hard enough with a razor that it leaves a blood mark on their back where their kidneys are. Then stitch it shut with sanitary thread/needle. Leave them in a bathtub, and leave a pig kidney on the counter. Hilarity ensues.
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11-07-2008 , 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by neuroman
The best you're getting imo:

Stone Cold Nuts...imo
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11-07-2008 , 07:38 PM
Pancake syrup balloons. What they lack in subtlety they make up for in hilarity.
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11-08-2008 , 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by stabn
A+
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11-08-2008 , 08:25 AM
i always like the story about geroge clooney taking crap in the litter box of his friend's cat and he was all worried that there was something wrong with his cat because the doodoo pile was so huge
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11-08-2008 , 12:19 PM
I heard about a frat that sent a box of donuts to a sorority house. After they were sure that the donuts had been eaten, they sent over a pic of them wearing the donuts on their *****.
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