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03-30-2012 , 03:39 PM
Cat in the furnace.

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for some reason quadstriker's post reminded me of this...
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03-30-2012 , 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by dkgojackets
great story about how to go from pulling a good prank to being enormous vandalizing douche holes
you are way too uptight, that is amazing
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03-30-2012 , 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by lastcardcharlie
Spaghetti harvest

Shown on Panorama, a BBC current affairs programme.
was going to post this. what should be realised about this, it was widely belived and caused a massive amount of confusion. hard to imagine in the internet age
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03-30-2012 , 07:08 PM
photoshop the winning MegaMillions #s onto a photocopy of ~10 tickets. Give them to your siblings/etc, say you'll split the winnings.

/thread
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03-30-2012 , 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by collinz10
Thought it would be interesting to start a discussion about april fools. What are you going to do this year?
erm the same thing i do on halloween, absolutly nothing due to the fact im not ten years old!

I suppose you still write to santa and put your rotten teeth under your pillow as well

keep on truckin 8-)

jay b
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03-30-2012 , 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Quadstriker
Simple, effective, and funny one done on me last year was a condom on the shower head.

Another easy one I did last year was tape a picture of trollface.jpg on the bottom of Wife's laser mouse.
It's April Fool's not April Douche's
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03-30-2012 , 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by NajdorfDefense
photoshop the winning MegaMillions #s onto a photocopy of ~10 tickets. Give them to your siblings/etc, say you'll split the winnings.

/thread
Or better yet, after the drawing, go buy a ticket for the NEXT drawing, playing the numbers that just won.

Then slip the ticket in with your mom's stack of Quik Pik tickets that she'll compare to the number in the newspaper in the morning.
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03-30-2012 , 08:40 PM
I think the condom on the shower head & trollface pic under the mouse are funny but the fake lottery tickets are too brutal. It's like having one of those dreams where you're sick rich and then wake up and are like, "oh". And do they actually sell tickets to the next drawing the day after?
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03-30-2012 , 08:44 PM
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03-30-2012 , 08:52 PM
Try to pull off an epic burn while carving a sweater vest into a pumpkin: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/34...-sweet-324760/
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03-30-2012 , 09:12 PM
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Last edited by marknfw; 03-30-2012 at 09:14 PM. Reason: my story was already told above, didn't read entire thread...
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03-30-2012 , 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by youtalkfunny
Or better yet, after the drawing, go buy a ticket for the NEXT drawing, playing the numbers that just won.

Then slip the ticket in with your mom's stack of Quik Pik tickets that she'll compare to the number in the newspaper in the morning.
I did this exact thing to a girlfriend years ago and it was greatness!
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03-31-2012 , 09:06 AM
butter the floors
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03-31-2012 , 09:13 AM
I used to duct tape the trigger of that hand held sprayer thing on the sink. When my mom turned the sink on first thing that day she would get sprayed.

It's a classic april fools prank.
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03-31-2012 , 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by youtalkfunny
Or better yet, after the drawing, go buy a ticket for the NEXT drawing, playing the numbers that just won.

Then slip the ticket in with your mom's stack of Quik Pik tickets that she'll compare to the number in the newspaper in the morning.
I was going to suggest this, but it has a noticeably wrong drawing date on it.

Fri 30-Mar-2012 looks different from Tue 3-Apr-2012, etc, especially since the date is the one item in Bold above the actual #s. If someone handed me the 'winning' ticket I'd check the date first.
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03-31-2012 , 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by duval76
I used to duct tape the trigger of that hand held sprayer thing on the sink. When my mom turned the sink on first thing that day she would get sprayed.

It's a classic april fools prank.
Did this around third grade with a rubber band. Mom did not find humor in the prank while rushing to get three kids to school before she went to work in the morning.
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03-31-2012 , 12:26 PM
The Simpsons' episode where Homer puts police tape around Flanders' house. That's a pretty solid prank.
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03-31-2012 , 01:21 PM
We should all tell Dids he's a good mod, and ask killa to proof read an important paper.
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03-31-2012 , 02:50 PM
My inlaws ranted about the Taco Liberty Bell. That was pretty solid.
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03-31-2012 , 03:31 PM
I have access to police tape
I reallly need to do something good with it.
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03-31-2012 , 03:57 PM
Some classics for thought

Sidd Finch
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03-31-2012 , 06:47 PM
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#10: Planetary Alignment Decreases Gravity
During an interview on BBC Radio 2, on the morning of 1 April 1976, the British astronomer Patrick Moore announced that at 9:47 AM a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event was going to occur that listeners could experience in their very own homes. The planet Pluto would pass behind Jupiter, temporarily causing a gravitational alignment that would counteract and lessen the Earth's own gravity. Moore told his listeners that if they jumped in the air at the exact moment this planetary alignment occurred, they would experience a strange floating sensation. When 9:47 AM arrived, BBC2 began to receive hundreds of phone calls from listeners claiming to have felt the sensation. One woman even reported that she and her eleven friends had risen from their chairs and floated around the room. Moore's announcement (which, of course, was a joke) was inspired by a pseudoscientific astronomical theory that had recently been promoted in a book called The Jupiter Effect, alleging that a rare alignment of the planets was going to cause massive earthquakes and the destruction of Los Angeles in 1982.

lololll
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03-31-2012 , 06:54 PM
Down here in the Southern Hemisphere, it is presently April Fools morn.

This one is from our national carrier in NZ, Air NZ. Wondering how many people have been had already.

A little quick background: grabaseat.co.nz is Air NZ's cut price website. Amazing fare deals come up on it but sell out incredibly quickly, normally in the morning. Lots of people have the website come up as their homepage so they can snap up the bargains first thing.

Enjoy

http://promos.airnz.co.nz/gas/straightup/
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03-31-2012 , 10:22 PM
I hereby petition to rename April's Fools Day to International Trolling Day.
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04-01-2012 , 06:18 AM
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photoshop the winning MegaMillions #s onto a photocopy of ~10 tickets. Give them to your siblings/etc, say you'll split the winnings.
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Or better yet, after the drawing, go buy a ticket for the NEXT drawing, playing the numbers that just won.

Then slip the ticket in with your mom's stack of Quik Pik tickets that she'll compare to the number in the newspaper in the morning.
I did a similar thing to my mum once, she's subscribed or a member or whatever to the lotto so they have her mobile number. I changed my number in her phone to 'POWERBALL' and sent her a msg saying 'congratulations on your POWERBALL win last night, we will be contacting you in a little while to confirm your details.' Left it for 30 mins or so before I called her from a private number to say haha. She was pretty annoyed lol
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