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04-29-2010 , 09:53 AM

SnotBoogy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 7,694

I use a different browser and forgot to clear history. What's my best play

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04-29-2010 , 09:57 AM

manbearpig

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 3,754

Tell her not to be such a prude?

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04-29-2010 , 09:58 AM

O Fenômeno

the phenomenon

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 11,180

maybe you should stop stealing money from the dice game

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04-29-2010 , 09:59 AM

Keenan

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,336

Find her vibrator and call her a hypocrite

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04-29-2010 , 10:01 AM

punkass

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 12,479

Learn to speak and write English

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04-29-2010 , 10:02 AM

RayPowers

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 9,916

Thank you for your patronage.

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04-29-2010 , 10:06 AM

Rushmore

Lounge Laureate

Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 10,381

If my wife "literally beat" and/or "busted" me, I would kick her sorry ass and call an escort service immediately.

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04-29-2010 , 10:08 AM

Thijs908

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 3,035

if you live in amsterdam she should be happy u dont bang hookers every day

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04-29-2010 , 10:14 AM

O Fenômeno

the phenomenon

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 11,180

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Originally Posted by Thijs908

if you live in amsterdam she should be happy u dont bang hookers every day

He lives in hamsterdam not amsterdam

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04-29-2010 , 10:21 AM

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DeathbySuckout

adept

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 1,181

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Originally Posted by O Fenômeno

He lives in xhamsterdam not amsterdam

obv

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04-29-2010 , 10:24 AM

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benza13

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Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 17,193

either your wife is a prude or there are more details you are leaving out about what you were watching that disgusted her...

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04-29-2010 , 10:28 AM

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loK2thabrain

Tiger > Jack

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 23,203

explain to her that porn can actually be a benefit to your relationship.

bet her that if she watches 20 minutes of porn, you'll give her some of the best sex she's ever had. (unless ur peen is small hehe)

/thread

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04-29-2010 , 10:30 AM

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O Fenômeno

the phenomenon

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 11,180

what kind of porn were you watching op?

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04-29-2010 , 10:31 AM

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xbeatax

bee-ah-tuh

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 4,302

tell her to learn how to deal with "jealousy"

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04-29-2010 , 11:24 AM

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skindog

adept

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 918

Is it common for you guys to hide porn from your sig others? I never understood that. The kind of girl that doesn't understand that guys watch porn is not the kind of girl I'd want to be with. Besides, sex while watching porn is great.

Unless you were watching midgets ****ing horses.

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04-29-2010 , 11:29 AM

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HawkFanIA

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 6,115

google chrome - ctrl+shift+n = no history kept

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04-29-2010 , 11:34 AM

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JasonInDallas

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Originally Posted by skindog

Besides, sex while watching porn is great.

pretty much this

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04-29-2010 , 11:42 AM

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Bostaevski

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,130

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04-29-2010 , 12:02 PM

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Runkmud

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 2,109

Tell her what I told one of my exs,

"When you do what they do, the porn goes away." That'll get her to stfu.

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04-29-2010 , 12:14 PM

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kurosh

using god mode

Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 8,109

So? Tell her to stfu. If my gf ever criticized me about my porn/masturbation habits I would break up with her.

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04-29-2010 , 12:16 PM

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Joseph Hewes

self-banned

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,466

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Originally Posted by kurosh

So? Tell her to stfu. If my gf ever criticized me about my porn/masturbation habits I would break up with her.

Instantly.

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04-29-2010 , 12:51 PM

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EfromPegTown

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,063

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Originally Posted by Runkmud

Tell her what I told one of my exs,

"When you do what they do, the porn goes away." That'll get her to stfu.

I love you

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04-29-2010 , 12:55 PM

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elgreenhornet

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 1,773

how did he get that in there? it's a mother effin miracle

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04-29-2010 , 01:29 PM

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SnotBoogy

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Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 7,694

it was normal porn. not gonna lie my wife is a bit of a prude. only other thing i'm doing ****ty in our life (that I know of) is not helping out enough around the house. figured someone else would know a good way out of this, some of these suggestions would help. its pretty hard to say anything that makes sense back, i feel like that guy in the pictures above (philosophy paper guy). appreciate the responses. btw it was pornhub, that site kicks ass. glad she didn't find some of the other sites i like to frequent, she was only viewing my history for a minute or so.

awesome trick on google chrome to go into stealth mode.

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04-29-2010 , 02:15 PM

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Loss Tee

adept

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 684

obviously - i'm insane to comment...

but how about you stop a behavior that your wife doesn't approve of?

also - help out more around the house (since you brought that up).

This is supposed to be the single most important person in the world to you (don't know if you have kids or not) - and your most important relationship - if you believe that - then act accordingly.

People (and men) survived for hundreds upon hundreds of years without needing to have porn at their fingertips 24 hours a day - you'll be just fine.

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