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Old 04-29-2010, 09:53 AM   #1
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beat...literally.. wife busted me.. interntz porn history

I use a different browser and forgot to clear history. What's my best play
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:57 AM   #2
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Tell her not to be such a prude?
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:58 AM   #3
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maybe you should stop stealing money from the dice game
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Old 04-29-2010, 09:59 AM   #4
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Find her vibrator and call her a hypocrite
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Old 04-29-2010, 10:01 AM   #5
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Old 04-29-2010, 10:02 AM   #6
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Old 04-29-2010, 10:06 AM   #7
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If my wife "literally beat" and/or "busted" me, I would kick her sorry ass and call an escort service immediately.
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Old 04-29-2010, 10:08 AM   #8
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if you live in amsterdam she should be happy u dont bang hookers every day
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Old 04-29-2010, 10:14 AM   #9
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if you live in amsterdam she should be happy u dont bang hookers every day
He lives in hamsterdam not amsterdam
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Old 04-29-2010, 10:21 AM   #10
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He lives in xhamsterdam not amsterdam
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Old 04-29-2010, 10:24 AM   #11
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either your wife is a prude or there are more details you are leaving out about what you were watching that disgusted her...
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Old 04-29-2010, 10:28 AM   #12
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explain to her that porn can actually be a benefit to your relationship.

bet her that if she watches 20 minutes of porn, you'll give her some of the best sex she's ever had. (unless ur peen is small hehe)

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Old 04-29-2010, 10:30 AM   #13
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what kind of porn were you watching op?
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Old 04-29-2010, 10:31 AM   #14
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tell her to learn how to deal with "jealousy"
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Old 04-29-2010, 11:24 AM   #15
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Is it common for you guys to hide porn from your sig others? I never understood that. The kind of girl that doesn't understand that guys watch porn is not the kind of girl I'd want to be with. Besides, sex while watching porn is great.

Unless you were watching midgets ****ing horses.
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Old 04-29-2010, 11:29 AM   #16
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google chrome - ctrl+shift+n = no history kept
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Old 04-29-2010, 11:34 AM   #17
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Besides, sex while watching porn is great.
pretty much this
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Old 04-29-2010, 11:42 AM   #18
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Old 04-29-2010, 12:02 PM   #19
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Tell her what I told one of my exs,

"When you do what they do, the porn goes away." That'll get her to stfu.
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Old 04-29-2010, 12:14 PM   #20
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So? Tell her to stfu. If my gf ever criticized me about my porn/masturbation habits I would break up with her.
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Old 04-29-2010, 12:16 PM   #21
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So? Tell her to stfu. If my gf ever criticized me about my porn/masturbation habits I would break up with her.
Instantly.
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Old 04-29-2010, 12:51 PM   #22
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Tell her what I told one of my exs,

"When you do what they do, the porn goes away." That'll get her to stfu.
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Old 04-29-2010, 12:55 PM   #23
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how did he get that in there? it's a mother effin miracle
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Old 04-29-2010, 01:29 PM   #24
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it was normal porn. not gonna lie my wife is a bit of a prude. only other thing i'm doing ****ty in our life (that I know of) is not helping out enough around the house. figured someone else would know a good way out of this, some of these suggestions would help. its pretty hard to say anything that makes sense back, i feel like that guy in the pictures above (philosophy paper guy). appreciate the responses. btw it was pornhub, that site kicks ass. glad she didn't find some of the other sites i like to frequent, she was only viewing my history for a minute or so.

awesome trick on google chrome to go into stealth mode.
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Old 04-29-2010, 02:15 PM   #25
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obviously - i'm insane to comment...

but how about you stop a behavior that your wife doesn't approve of?

also - help out more around the house (since you brought that up).

This is supposed to be the single most important person in the world to you (don't know if you have kids or not) - and your most important relationship - if you believe that - then act accordingly.

People (and men) survived for hundreds upon hundreds of years without needing to have porn at their fingertips 24 hours a day - you'll be just fine.
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