Villian,

I got some unsolicited PMs from Bryce, would you like me to forward them to you?

Not. It was Thanksgiving morning 2005, and I got pulled over and ticketed because he said I had limited visibility. Fog is probably the wrong word, but it wasnt exactly frost because it wasn't frozen.

That's a bs ticket right there, I thought you were talking about tinted windows.

So guys, whats the 1st name of your favorite Washington Nationals player?

Can I pick an outfielder?

Absolutely

Wtf? The Expos moved?

I guess Gary.

Bryce harper is the man

why is the man harping on Bryce?

Lol'ed

Hi killa

Let's do favorite breakfast cereal.

I like the one that makes noise when you pour milk on.

You know, Bap, Brackle, Bop.

That's all, I promise.

We already went over the best cereals a few months ago.

Dr. Spaceman has never PMed me. Nor do I want PMs from Dr. Spaceman. I just like to watch him work from a distance. Except when he constantly and belligerently seeks everyone's approval for a month straight. Other than that I generally like his posts. And his MS Paints where he takes all the paople out of his pictures are really great, too.

I got caught with no ticket on the max (public transport). The chick giving me a ticket let me know she was calling in to check if I had any warrants. WTF? I didnt buy a bus pass, It's not like I robbed a 7-11, why you gotta call the court??? I was 99.99% sure I didnt. But I was still scared. Sucks having that guilty mentality. I guess it's a good way for them to catch warrant dodgers.

I didnt get a ticket. Me and a chick were all dressed up and going two stops to the hilton christmas party. The ticket giver gave me a warning because "she didnt want to ruin our night" The girl I was with had a monthly pass. Still I was worried about having a warrant. Sucks being a societal hypochondriac.

Nobody ever sends me unsolicited PMs and it makes me pretty sad.

Scratch that.

A few years ago I did some door-to-door sales and someone must have called the cops because I was walking down the street and they pulled up to question me.

They took my ID and looked me up to see if I had any outstanding warrants, which I knew I didn't, but for some reason I got a bit nervous thinking that if I did, this is going to look dodgy as hell.

Maybe it's just natural to second guess yourself, even though you know you're right.

So you're one of those idiots that drives looking through you windshield by a little cleared hole? You deserved a ticket. How long does it take to clean it off so you can see?

And how the **** do you know whether I could see fine or not?

Hi Jack


Alobar, because that bearded tool bag is so full of himself , he thinks hes God's gift to the outfield when its really Juan Lagares

When I went to the US as a kid we went to this big canyon in utah. It wasn't the grand canyon, but it was pretty good.

Is it a national park?

Was it overly sensitive?

A friend was telling me recently how his co-worker had a warrant issued for his arrest for failing to return his New Jersey license plates when he moved out of state. **** like that is what makes me a bit nervous with police checks.

Being worried about a criminal background check seems incredibly foolish for someone who has never had a major arrest.

Goodness, I am confused as usual. Did the diktat from on high regarding the forbidden mention of <The one who cannot be named> apply only to this thread (As was alluded to in the post) or to the entirety of OOT?

Inquiring minds want to know.