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08-14-2019 , 11:31 AM

#251

RichGangi

Laughable false & highly douchey

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 9,569

Quote:

Originally Posted by Very Josie

Hmmm you're not dinner guy, are you?

08-14-2019 , 11:39 AM

#252

pokeraz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 4,077

Quote:

Originally Posted by Villian1

I'm on my way to grab lunch with a former Miss Delaware USA. Your boyzzz still got it!!!

Fun fact, there is no talent portion in the Miss USA competition. Instead they keep it real with the swimsuit portion unlike the lol Miss America competition.

My girl doesn't need to sing or dance, she just needs to look good in a bathing suit!

FWIW, I have no idea where she placed in the Miss USA competition. Might be a touchy subject to ask her about.

And yes, I am bragging.

Will there be a chaperone?

08-14-2019 , 12:00 PM

#253

offTopic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 18,922

TIL that Miss California (who goes on to compete for Miss America) and Miss California USA (who formerly went on to compete to have a part of her anatomy grabbed) are actually two different people.

08-14-2019 , 12:01 PM

#254

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,241

Quote:

Originally Posted by Villian1

I'm on my way to grab lunch with a former Miss Delaware USA. Your boyzzz still got it!!!

Oh man, what kind of state are you in?

08-14-2019 , 12:03 PM

#255

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

Duh, Delaware!

08-14-2019 , 12:07 PM

#256

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,241

Formerly perhaps.

08-14-2019 , 12:09 PM

#257

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,241

I hear Delaware is awesome:

Spoiler:

08-14-2019 , 03:17 PM

#258

Saklad

Best handicapper in OOT

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,633

Quote:

Originally Posted by Villian1

What’s the update on the Heroin Hooker?

08-14-2019 , 03:41 PM

#259

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

Quote:

Originally Posted by Saklad

What’s the update on the Heroin Hooker?

She's a nice lady!

08-14-2019 , 04:22 PM

#260

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,431

Sergeant RJ, where are the updates on your condo?

08-14-2019 , 10:18 PM

#261

fuluck414

veteran

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 2,971

I've been away for a while but I'm seeing the geriatric Stones tonight so suck it.

08-14-2019 , 11:03 PM

#262

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,740

Presented by Ensure

08-14-2019 , 11:32 PM

#263

fuluck414

veteran

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 2,971

Quote:

Originally Posted by 27offsuit

Presented by Ensure

It's not ensure but they're legitimately presented by a retirement broker of some kind.

08-15-2019 , 12:56 AM

#264

offTopic

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 18,922

Queensryche is playing Boomtown next month, which, while occasionally referred to as being in Reno is not even IN Reno.

08-16-2019 , 02:32 AM

#265

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 12,717

Quote:

Originally Posted by RichGangi

Stop using a Canadian dude to propagate that no means no. Up here no means maybe.

08-16-2019 , 09:06 AM

#266

RichGangi

Laughable false & highly douchey

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 9,569

Quote:

Originally Posted by R*R

Stop using a Canadian dude to propagate that no means no. Up here no means maybe.

Ha! Fair enough. Yay Canada!

Josie, I was just making a joke btw.

Happy Friday, all!

08-16-2019 , 09:35 AM

#267

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

Quote:

Originally Posted by RichGangi

Ha! Fair enough. Yay Canada!

Josie, I was just making a joke btw.

Happy Friday, all!

I smirked! Now, had I laughed you would've gotten a response.

If it's Friday it's Encore!

My whore of a sister when to NYC for the weekend and for her, the weekend starts on Thursday. Grrr That means I'm on double duty w mom at rehab so poker won't start until 8:00 tonight.

Unless, of course, I convince my mom that playing poker qualifies for leaving early. Sometimes it works.

08-16-2019 , 01:55 PM

#268

pokeraz

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 4,077

My girlfriend eats half of a grapefruit almost every morning for breakfast. I just assumed she does it because she thinks it’s healthy.

This morning she tells me it’s because she really likes them.

I know she’s lying. Nobody thinks grapefruit tastes good. Grapefruit is tolerated, not enjoyed.

I don’t see how I can trust her anymore.

08-16-2019 , 02:19 PM

#269

RichGangi

Laughable false & highly douchey

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 9,569

I'm with her, I love grapefruit and its juice. Delicious!

08-16-2019 , 02:31 PM

#270

Garick

Oberbiergenießer

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 27,338

If she puts honey on it, she may not be lying.

Last edited by Garick; 08-16-2019 at 02:31 PM. Reason: Greyhounds are still gross, though, and I don't care what LVL thinks

08-16-2019 , 02:45 PM

#271

lonely_but_rich

ɔarpal \ʇunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 23,431

Lying is the best you can hope for. What kind of twisted **** likes grapefruit? It's time to dump this maniac before she chops your dick off.

08-16-2019 , 02:56 PM

#272

DoctorZangief

banned

Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,558

I eat several grapefruits at a time. I don't use utensils. I've gotten to the point where I can eat the fruit like an apple. I use my front two teeth to peel back the skin of each individual segment, eat a whole peeled segment, peel the next two skins, eat a seg, peel two, eat a seg until done*.

Ironically women with psych problems that are on meds usually avoid grapefruit. Ditto most women that raw dog. Drug interactions.

Last edited by DoctorZangief; 08-16-2019 at 02:58 PM. Reason: *This is also how i eat ass