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08-14-2019 , 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Very Josie
Hmmm you're not dinner guy, are you?


08-14-2019 , 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Villian1
I'm on my way to grab lunch with a former Miss Delaware USA. Your boyzzz still got it!!!

Fun fact, there is no talent portion in the Miss USA competition. Instead they keep it real with the swimsuit portion unlike the lol Miss America competition.

My girl doesn't need to sing or dance, she just needs to look good in a bathing suit!

FWIW, I have no idea where she placed in the Miss USA competition. Might be a touchy subject to ask her about.

And yes, I am bragging.
Will there be a chaperone?
08-14-2019 , 12:00 PM
TIL that Miss California (who goes on to compete for Miss America) and Miss California USA (who formerly went on to compete to have a part of her anatomy grabbed) are actually two different people.
08-14-2019 , 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Villian1
I'm on my way to grab lunch with a former Miss Delaware USA. Your boyzzz still got it!!!
Oh man, what kind of state are you in?
08-14-2019 , 12:03 PM
Duh, Delaware!
08-14-2019 , 12:07 PM
Formerly perhaps.
08-14-2019 , 12:09 PM
I hear Delaware is awesome:

Spoiler:
08-14-2019 , 03:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Villian1
I'm on my way to grab lunch with a former Miss Delaware USA. Your boyzzz still got it!!!



Fun fact, there is no talent portion in the Miss USA competition. Instead they keep it real with the swimsuit portion unlike the lol Miss America competition.



My girl doesn't need to sing or dance, she just needs to look good in a bathing suit!



FWIW, I have no idea where she placed in the Miss USA competition. Might be a touchy subject to ask her about.



And yes, I am bragging.


What’s the update on the Heroin Hooker?
08-14-2019 , 03:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Saklad
What’s the update on the Heroin Hooker?
She's a nice lady!
08-14-2019 , 04:22 PM
Sergeant RJ, where are the updates on your condo?
08-14-2019 , 10:18 PM
I've been away for a while but I'm seeing the geriatric Stones tonight so suck it.
08-14-2019 , 11:03 PM
Presented by Ensure
08-14-2019 , 11:32 PM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
Presented by Ensure
It's not ensure but they're legitimately presented by a retirement broker of some kind.
08-15-2019 , 12:56 AM
Queensryche is playing Boomtown next month, which, while occasionally referred to as being in Reno is not even IN Reno.

08-16-2019 , 02:32 AM
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Originally Posted by RichGangi


Stop using a Canadian dude to propagate that no means no. Up here no means maybe.
08-16-2019 , 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by R*R
Stop using a Canadian dude to propagate that no means no. Up here no means maybe.
Ha! Fair enough. Yay Canada!

Josie, I was just making a joke btw.

Happy Friday, all!
08-16-2019 , 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by RichGangi
Ha! Fair enough. Yay Canada!

Josie, I was just making a joke btw.

Happy Friday, all!
I smirked! Now, had I laughed you would've gotten a response.

If it's Friday it's Encore!

My whore of a sister when to NYC for the weekend and for her, the weekend starts on Thursday. Grrr That means I'm on double duty w mom at rehab so poker won't start until 8:00 tonight.

Unless, of course, I convince my mom that playing poker qualifies for leaving early. Sometimes it works.
08-16-2019 , 01:55 PM
My girlfriend eats half of a grapefruit almost every morning for breakfast. I just assumed she does it because she thinks it’s healthy.

This morning she tells me it’s because she really likes them.

I know she’s lying. Nobody thinks grapefruit tastes good. Grapefruit is tolerated, not enjoyed.

I don’t see how I can trust her anymore.
08-16-2019 , 02:19 PM
I'm with her, I love grapefruit and its juice. Delicious!
08-16-2019 , 02:31 PM
If she puts honey on it, she may not be lying.

Last edited by Garick; 08-16-2019 at 02:31 PM. Reason: Greyhounds are still gross, though, and I don't care what LVL thinks
08-16-2019 , 02:45 PM
Lying is the best you can hope for. What kind of twisted **** likes grapefruit? It's time to dump this maniac before she chops your dick off.
08-16-2019 , 02:56 PM
I eat several grapefruits at a time. I don't use utensils. I've gotten to the point where I can eat the fruit like an apple. I use my front two teeth to peel back the skin of each individual segment, eat a whole peeled segment, peel the next two skins, eat a seg, peel two, eat a seg until done*.

Ironically women with psych problems that are on meds usually avoid grapefruit. Ditto most women that raw dog. Drug interactions.

Last edited by DoctorZangief; 08-16-2019 at 02:58 PM. Reason: *This is also how i eat ass
08-16-2019 , 03:03 PM
That's just your oral fixation talking.
08-16-2019 , 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by DoctorZangief
I eat several grapefruits at a time. I don't use utensils. I've gotten to the point where I can eat the fruit like an apple. I use my front two teeth to peel back the skin of each individual segment, eat a whole peeled segment, peel the next two skins, eat a seg, peel two, eat a seg until done*.
This explains so much.
08-16-2019 , 04:22 PM
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Originally Posted by pokeraz
My girlfriend eats half of a grapefruit almost every morning for breakfast. I just assumed she does it because she thinks it’s healthy.

This morning she tells me it’s because she really likes them.

I know she’s lying. Nobody thinks grapefruit tastes good. Grapefruit is tolerated, not enjoyed.

I don’t see how I can trust her anymore.
But does she put salt on it or sugar?

      
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