If he doesn't know what direct deposit is, chances are he doesn't know what a roomba is.

Oh. Here I was thinking people around here were getting all these off-shore checks. My bad.

There's even a chance that he isn't a he. What a wacky World!

Well if I knew you were a chick, I would have known that you know what a roomba is.

because roombas are like floor sweepers and that's womans work!

A roomba is one these right? Every lady gets one in the mail when she turns 40.

Nice! I like!

wasn't there an snl sketch about blk people refusing to do direct deposit?

anyhoo, 27o, I pretty much agree with you, but your driving analogy is not applicable. The person waiting outside is not doing it to be super nice and curteous. They're doing it to not make the person inside nervous because some people get all nitty and paranoid about thievery. These are people who generally get all their street smarts from watching 20/20.

A great way to **** with guy waiting outside is to wait behind him and just stand there as if you're both doing something perfectly reasonable. Then when guy inside exits, you go inside right behind guy waiting in front of you. Then just stand there staring at him with a totally blank face as he goes and uses the ATM and watch him squirm. I have actually done this.

although I should note that I'm a short frail whitey, so it's not like anyone would be really afraid of me, so YMMV.

I thought you were trying to be an ass, but what happens when you assume, yada yada. No video, so .



Youtube next time - c'mon now. That's just an insta-classic.

I haven't carried an ATM card in years, who the hell really needs one? Plus, I hate impersonal transactions anyway. I think the best things about ATM's is watching ppl steal them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmt5WLCu9Jo

I just stare at the person and say "BOSCO!" until they get so uncomfortable that they leave.

lol

I actually got chewed out once by a raggedy old bitch for going in that room when she was in there. I had to use the pen to sign a few checks while I was waiting. The room was like 12x12 and she did not take kindly to me going in there. It tilted me so hard, I just stood there in shock.

+1 for raggedy old bitch. I'm going to embroider a pink sweatshirt with that.


Meh. I always just bring my best goats and cattle whenever I come into town.

You are incredibly stupid.

OP, walk in, guffaw at the idiot outside if he says something. This is not a life issue.

edit: if youre actually a chick, the waiting outside because your black part is LOL. Nobody is scared of a woman.

Well I guess that settles it then.

/thread

You don't read. OP says he just walks in and was obviously trying to start a discussion.

As for the other thing, I got this in another thread and I'm not going there anymore, suffice to say that not only are you the idiot, you're a taint of the first order. Damn near every day I walk among people who think I've got mystical powers to steal wallets and not only act accordingly but obviously. You don't see because you don't have to. You can't see air either, and yet it does in fact exist because you're (probably and most unfortunately) still breathing.

Why were you standing suspiciously close and eyeing their wallets?

do you carry a gun in your ass when you skinny dip?

Is this an East Coast thing bc I go to an ATM here in Chicago a few times a week and have never seen a single form of ATM nittery.

I'm scared of Hillary Clinton and the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

If you add J-WOWW that would complete my list of scary women. also any women with tattoo's. Not the cutish but kinda whory ones above the ass. but like arm tat's, or neck. *shivers*

I've often seen this move at smaller ATM areas in the suburbs, and will see a person wait outside if it's a dude and inside the bank is some weak looking lady. I guess it's done not to freak her out.

I have had this happen as well. I usually will say something like "I am not cutting you in line, I am just going to wait inside" to the person outside. I didn't go in once because there was an elderly woman alone and I thought she might be afraid, but for the most part I am just walking in after letting the person know I am not trying to cut them.