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02-16-2014 , 09:44 AM

#26

Clear Quality

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,226

Just keep hammering it OP. You will be taking off your belt soon I can feel it.

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02-16-2014 , 10:09 AM

#27

2/325Falcon

Conehead

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 21,799

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Originally Posted by Fubster

What does the phrase "ate-up hamburger" mean to you?

FYP.

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02-16-2014 , 10:40 AM

#28

gmcarroll33

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What percent of your lifetime losses can be attributed to bets/parlays involving the SF Giants, Golden State Warriors, and SF 49ers?

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02-16-2014 , 11:11 AM

#29

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 48,217

I was expecting some crazy sex moves and got a bb story

waaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

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02-16-2014 , 11:56 AM

#30

Cable Card

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 198

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Originally Posted by youtalkfunny

OP,

I wanted to quit. I went to the bookstore (The Gamblers Book Club in Vegas, lol), and found a $2 booklet put out by GA. It was all I needed. It explained the psychology that was driving me to set all my money on fire, and gave me practical tips to deal with the impulse to gamble. That was 20 years ago.

I never quit playing poker, because I was winning at poker, and I resolved to only play it as long as I was a winning player. Like a lot of 2+2'ers, I'm no longer a winning poker player, so I gave it up. The impulse to gamble is gone now.

Give 'em a call. Don't be embarrassed, they've heard your story before, that's what they do.

Good post. Take it to heart OP.

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02-16-2014 , 12:36 PM

#31

Booker Wolfbox

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

How bout the fact that my dumbass had 1100$ in his bank account when he woke up this morning.

And now there is exactly .34 cents.

And I dont get paid for another 13 days.

How about you set up a few dates and regale the online dating thread with the results, how it goes dating with no dough.

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02-16-2014 , 02:25 PM

#32

Palo

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Do you look in a mirror before you rape yourself and say, "It's delicate time!"???

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02-16-2014 , 02:31 PM

#33

Palo

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 10,563

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

Ask me anything about being an impulsive degenerate who wouldnt be able to quit gambling if Kate Upton opened her mouth and told me I can put it in if I were to quit.

I don't see what being gay has to do with this issue.

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02-16-2014 , 02:54 PM

#34

wombat4hire

in touch with humanity

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,937

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

I havent the slightest clue how much I am down except that it is in the thousands.

Abe simpson.gif

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02-16-2014 , 03:41 PM

#35

wiper

still catching up

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 42,642

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Originally Posted by gmcarroll33

What percent of your lifetime losses can be attributed to bets/parlays involving the SF Giants, Golden State Warriors, and SF 49ers?

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02-16-2014 , 03:45 PM

#36

__w__

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,640

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Originally Posted by de captain

This is one of those times I wish I hadn't used google image search. I searched degenerate to see what OP looked like and about 5 rows down there's a pic of him pleasuring a woman, presumably for chips.

What has been seen cannot be unseen

Are we sure that's a woman that that dude is going down on? Those legs are awful hairy.

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02-16-2014 , 04:13 PM

#37

wombat4hire

in touch with humanity

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,937

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Originally Posted by Didace

Sup,

Here's a thread with instructions on how to get it all back.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/31...7-1-a-1366439/

sup hezbollah must be an elaborate Assani Fisher troll.

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02-16-2014 , 04:38 PM

#38

Fubster

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Randall is coming

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02-16-2014 , 04:41 PM

#39

sup hezbollah

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Gaped beyond reason, beyond conscience.

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02-16-2014 , 04:44 PM

#40

sup hezbollah

banned

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,559

Lmao I have no idea what half the posts in this thread even mean.

What kinds of rhymes are these? Are you people some kind of damn devil, or demon?

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02-16-2014 , 06:02 PM

#41

Fubster

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It's time to face the fact that you're an ate up McDaniel

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02-16-2014 , 06:07 PM

#42

Lizard kid

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Does Op rape himself?

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02-16-2014 , 06:37 PM

#43

nath

the second coming of the second coming

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 69,123

OP,

You've spent a lot of time talking about gambling but none about the acts of self-rape. Care to elaborate?

Also,

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Originally Posted by sup hezbollah

I am tempted to wrap my hands around my throat and squeeze the life out of myself right now.

I could have gone to the whorehouse and loosened my belt.

You can get the best of both words and save some money. Have you heard of autoerotic asphyxiation?

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02-16-2014 , 07:46 PM

#44

sup hezbollah

banned

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,559

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Originally Posted by nath

OP,

You've spent a lot of time talking about gambling but none about the acts of self-rape. Care to elaborate?

Also,

You can get the best of both words and save some money. Have you heard of autoerotic asphyxiation?

No I havent heard about it but I may be interested in learning.

Also I may be interested in elaborating on self penetration.

On a side note, anyone know any way I can get a loan? I got a checking account and a job.

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02-16-2014 , 08:13 PM

#45

sup hezbollah

banned

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,559

Also feel free to follow my blog at gaped.com

forward slash "threatening to rape"

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02-17-2014 , 08:55 AM

#46

RedThunder

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www.westernsky.com/‎

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02-17-2014 , 04:53 PM

#47

SuperUberBob

Not interesting enough

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 48,217

Still trying to figure out how one rapes himself. Did your penis become conscious and start maneuvering its way to your ******* when you were losing at poker?

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02-17-2014 , 05:19 PM

#48

Bighurt52235

I was born to eat hamburgers

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 24,130

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Originally Posted by SuperUberBob

Still trying to figure out how one rapes himself. Did your penis become conscious and start maneuvering its way to your ******* when you were losing at poker?

It's not that simple, man.

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02-17-2014 , 05:21 PM

#49

ShaneG

self-banned

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 883

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Originally Posted by youtalkfunny

Interesting, surely u can still win at mini stakes?

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02-17-2014 , 05:24 PM

#50

#Thinman

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i think the self rape thing is a metaphor for repeated rectal examinations and the op is going broke from the co-pays.

stay healthy op, we are all pulling for you!

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