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03-18-2008 , 12:24 AM

#51

CCuster 911

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Originally Posted by Jay Riall

Are you white? If so how do you deal with not being able to speak the same language as all the other employees?

Yes. And I worked at KFC not Taco Bell.....

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03-18-2008 , 12:25 AM

#52

The DaveR

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Originally Posted by CCuster 911

Not really a big fan of coleslaw in general but just the way its made is nasty. You have bags of all the stuff like cabbage(I guess thats what it is not sure) and sliced carrots, and onions(maybe thats what they are?) and this nasty thick sticky sauce that you poor into a big bucket. Then you but gloves on and have to manually mix it up which just puts me on life tilt because its like trying to wade through the worst possible jello imaginable...

Were you aware that the biscuits were made with flour?

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03-18-2008 , 12:27 AM

#53

GMan42

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Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 5,329

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Originally Posted by Jay Riall

I can definitely see why employee theft in supermarkets is a massive problem - it's soo damn easy.

QFT. I worked 2nd shift grocery clerk...
keys to receiving doors + small appliances + manager dozing in office = profit

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03-18-2008 , 12:31 AM

#54

CCuster 911

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Originally Posted by The DaveR

Were you aware that the biscuits were made with flour?

I get them frozen and put them on a tray and cook for 16 min....Thats all I know....lol

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03-18-2008 , 12:36 AM

#55

Pudge714

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Originally Posted by CCuster 911

LOL I always ring up the 10% senior discount for any friends or the occasional hot girl(and I use occasional very loosely) I also give them coupon discounts forr free because they don't really care about that stuff........AS for the 20% card I am not to sure about that, my store didn't have one.

Ever pick up a hot chick?

Last edited by Pudge714; 03-18-2008 at 12:37 AM. Reason: Why else would he work at KFC?

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03-18-2008 , 12:46 AM

#56

Noah.

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IMPORTANT POST: EVERYONE TAKE NOTICE AND BATHE IN THE HEALING LIGHT OF MY...ADVICE

1. Go to http://www.kfc.com/contact/

2. Click "U.S. Feedback"

3. Complain about KFC

4. Receive $10-20 KFC gift certificate in the mail.

5. Purchase many snackers and biscuits.

6. Send PM to Noah thanking him for this hot tip.

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03-18-2008 , 12:48 AM

#57

Tbird05

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Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 575

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Originally Posted by Sooga

Why are hot wings so damn delicious?

Why are wedges so damn delicious?

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03-18-2008 , 12:48 AM

#58

The DaveR

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Originally Posted by XXXNoahXXX

IMPORTANT POST: EVERYONE TAKE NOTICE AND BATHE IN THE HEALING LIGHT OF MY...ADVICE

This is just the best, most obscure reference I've seen in a long time.

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03-18-2008 , 12:48 AM

#59

The DaveR

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Originally Posted by Tbird05

Why are wedges so damn delicious?

I think because there's like a layer of fried chicken batter around them.

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03-18-2008 , 12:52 AM

#60

Riverman

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Originally Posted by XXXNoahXXX

This almost redeems your ridiculously frequent pointless descriptions of your summer job.

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03-18-2008 , 12:54 AM

#61

Noah.

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what summer job?

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03-18-2008 , 12:55 AM

#62

Noah.

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also, the best part was that when i complained to kfc, i wrote a letter and it was only when i was searching for the appropriate address that i realized i could ship online.

did both, ship the double gift certs!

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03-18-2008 , 12:57 AM

#63

Riverman

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Originally Posted by XXXNoahXXX

what summer job?

ZOMG $3100/wk TO DO NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(consult archives for non student life posters)

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03-18-2008 , 01:01 AM

#64

Noah.

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riverman,

i'm pretty sure it once when you said law school sucks, once as a joke, and once to let someone asking a question know that i wasn't just being bitter when talking about how law schools lie about job prospects. there are plenty of people on here who go to better law schools and get better jobs than i do.

i tried searching for "riverman fellates princeton" but it returned too many results and my computer crashed.

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03-18-2008 , 01:23 AM

#65

Riverman

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Noah,

1. Your avatar is awesome.

2. You have mentioned your job at least 3x the number of times listed in the above post.

3. I am very excited for my free KFC products!

4. I look forward to frequent 2+2 updates regarding your legal career

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03-18-2008 , 01:41 AM

#66

BigBuffet

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1. What are the 11 herbs and spices?

2. Is MSG still used at KFC?

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03-18-2008 , 01:41 AM

#67

BigBuffet

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Did any of the Colonel's family members work at KFC?

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03-18-2008 , 01:59 AM

#68

Momo

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So a little information for you guys. I started working at a movie theatre when I was 16. When I hit 18 they promoted me to projectionist, eventually became head projectionist. 9 months or so later I became an assistant manager, and worked in this capacity for 2+ years. Quit and moved on with my life. Go ahead and fire away any questions you got for me.

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03-18-2008 , 02:03 AM

#69

Case Closed

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How pissed are you guys at internet pirates?

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03-18-2008 , 02:17 AM

#70

Not_In_My_Name

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Ever splice in pr0n?

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03-18-2008 , 02:20 AM

#71

Ace Smokin

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Do you take dates to the movies?

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03-18-2008 , 02:22 AM

#72

Momo

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Originally Posted by Case Closed

How pissed are you guys at internet pirates?

I wasn't at all. The "company" was strongly against it, but I couldn't care less. In fact I knew of employees and their friends who would record movies.

Last edited by Momo; 03-18-2008 at 02:33 AM.

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03-18-2008 , 02:25 AM

#73

Momo

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Originally Posted by Jay Riall

Ever splice in pr0n?

Nope. I wanted to though. The guy who taught me about running the booth(term for the projection area), had been in the projectionist industry for like 30 years, and when I asked him, he told me that they printed the porn on film that was a different size then movie film.

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03-18-2008 , 02:27 AM

#74

candyman718

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Do the people you deal with every day respect you? Do any of them speak English? Have you ever been spit on?

Edit: Oops, sorry, wrong thread.

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03-18-2008 , 02:27 AM

#75

Momo

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Originally Posted by Ace Smokin

Do you take dates to the movies?

Yes, but I almost never went to my theatre. Before I became an assistant manager, I would go to the other theatres of my companies because you got free tickets. Once I became an AM, I went to theatres that my company didn't own. There was a kind of rule, that if a assistant manager or higher from another company asked for tickets you would provide them.

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