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03-11-2007 , 06:16 AM

#176

hanster

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ya update on the third goal mang?

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03-11-2007 , 06:29 AM

#177

john voight

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Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 13,534

puking in a girls cooter is the best. Make her stick her finger down your throat, and then just let it rip. finish up by hosing it down w/ your urine.

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03-11-2007 , 06:29 AM

#178

mbillie1

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with out any warning, she says (in her hot latina accent) "don't move , amore" and without warning, let go with a yellow stream all up and down my legs...

When you phrase it like that it's almost poetic

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03-11-2007 , 06:52 AM

#179

testaaja

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Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,947

What a [censored] douche you are, that second goal is so stupid. Too bad you didn't get fined you arrogant sob.

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03-11-2007 , 04:04 PM

#180

Tartufo

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puking in a girls cooter is the best. Make her stick her finger down your throat, and then just let it rip. finish up by hosing it down w/ your urine.

This is fascinating. Can you elaborate? You do this in the shower I guess?

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03-11-2007 , 06:42 PM

#181

MVPaul

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 452

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I actually used a one-shotter of mace from my keychain . I sort of instigated it with this small-but-tough-looking kid in his dorm while he was by himself

All this makes you out to be a giant bitch, i.e. instigating and using pepper spray. Don't start trouble, finish it. Sounds to me like you are gonna have to redo goal 2.

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03-12-2007 , 12:00 AM

#182

Bill Murphy

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I almost got in some serious legal trouble since I was caught immediately, but fortunately I got an assault misdemeanor and a disc. from the university (my family employs an amazing lawyer, boo-yah)

Goal #4 should be "Pass out drunk in some rundown, off-campus house and be critically burned in a fire caused by the faulty wiring".

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03-12-2007 , 12:02 AM

#183

Bill Murphy

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Back in '02, I had a Costa Rican Girlfriend that kept talking about takin a shower... I never gave it much mind, she was into sex in public places, so between the parking lots and bushes and elevators etc. we didn't really have much of a chance to get to the shower....
about 3 weeks into our "relationship' we were at her place, she drags me into the shower, and with out any warning, she says (in her hot latina accent) "don't move , amore" and without warning, let go with a yellow stream all up and down my legs... my first reaction was to get a bit grossed out, but since it felt kinda warm and nice, and we were in the shower (no muss, no fuss) I just let her have her fun, afterward, she said, "now, you belong to me"
I guess it's a territorial thing.
PS, it wasn't as bad as my ex-wife, who once, when drunk and stoned, snuck up behind me while I was taking a leak and put her open mouth in my stream, swished it around and spit it out to "show me how much she loved me"
For the rest of the night I kept avoiding her, afraid she might want to kiss me. yuuuucccckkkkk
I really know how to pick 'em

Costa Rican GF >>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>>>> >>> ex-wife

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06-05-2007 , 11:11 PM

#184

bad beetz

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,679

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I probably wont tell anyone that I know in real life about this either since its one of those things Ill get ragged on til Im 30 for, so itll be nice to have this outlet!

ahaAhHahahahah

YOU POSTED IT ON A MESSAGE BOARD

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06-05-2007 , 11:50 PM

#185

fees

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Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 10,628

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[b]Goal #3 might seem [censored] up to you, but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower.

if you ever wanted to know why bbv4l thinks its superior to OOT... ta daaaaa

[censored] OOT

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06-05-2007 , 11:56 PM

#186

Mr. Clean

likes it dirty

Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,971

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Goal #3 might seem [censored] up to you, but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower.

if you ever wanted to know why bbv4l thinks its superior to OOT... ta daaaaa

[censored] OOT

know what else is nice about BBV? when you post crap like this there, you won't get banned

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06-07-2007 , 09:38 AM

#187

seemorenuts

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 317

http://www.modelminority.com/article1008.html

His third goal was to complete the Lohman Equilibrium.

What a brilliant mind.

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06-07-2007 , 09:45 AM

#188

seemorenuts

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 317

http://www.modelminority.com/article181.html

OP won't be like him at 49, he was too polite and had very high grades...

P.S. read Jack Nicholson's biography, he enjoyed peeing in women's mouths.

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08-02-2007 , 12:22 PM

#189

timotheeeee

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Everyone who bumped this thread should be shot. wtf. thankfully OP stopped posting last november. [censored]

Bump!

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08-02-2007 , 12:45 PM

#190

solids

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 3,853

Still one of my favorite all-time posts. This is trolling at it's finest.

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08-02-2007 , 12:54 PM

#191

Five-Star

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Everyone who bumped this thread should be shot. wtf. thankfully OP stopped posting last november. [censored]

Bump!

I don't remember making those two posts in this thread. lol

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08-02-2007 , 08:59 PM

#192

Yobz

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Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 3,376

Good for the bump, I can't believe I've missed this post for so long. This thread is freaking priceless.

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11-28-2007 , 08:47 PM

#193

Ace Smokin

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,668

Finally, someone who shares my dreams!!!

Nah, just kidding. You're one messed up kid. It's been a couple months, might as well bump it for new laughs.

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11-29-2007 , 02:06 AM

#194

iggymcfly

runs good at HORSE

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 26,042

When I read this thread, my first reaction was "wow, it was sure was easy to level people in 2005". But then I saw almost as many new posts calling OP a douche, etc., so I guess I'll have to reformulate my hypothesis.