Yeah so I was involved in the thread: Why is poker dominated by males?

I thought it is getting too serious so I thought I will lighten things up with this thread. Females and males can state what they do while playing that the opposite sex would never do while playing.

I am playing a tourney today and of course those tournies last hours. I never usually think about what I am doing when I am in these tournies but today lol it just dawned on me a lot of things I do when playing a guy would never get caught doing.

So I was waiting for break time so I could get started doing my highlights lol and I have to plan it so that I can wash it out near when there is another break in the tourney. I was about to comment on the Re: Why is poker dominated by males? and lol I just snickered at myself because men would never ever do this!

LOL, funny topic. One of the things I do sometimes is polish my toenails. Some guys might do this too I guess!

This is exactly what first came to mind as a good guess when I read the thread title.

You have a cleaner mind then I then.

What's with all you people and doing other things while playing.

check their horoscope

watch youtube videos of cats

forward emails regarding altruistic/public-health causes

stairmaster

breastfeed

I did do LOL CATS! lol

Yea, this. When I sit down to play the only other thing going on is I have music playing.

Every now and then I decide to just play a couple tournaments instead of grind cash and I might watch TV or a movie or something. I used to do that more consistently last year on Sundays and watch football.

I rewatch WSOP and WPT tourneys from my DVR. Sometimes I confused and think the flop on tv is my flop and things just go really bad from there...

masturbate.. It had to be said.

Here we go.

Crochet or knit

Oh ****. I was doing that too.

/genderconfused

I think you mean menstruate.

If you can find a woman who, like me, can make the kids breakfast, wipe the kids bums, get one of them dressed for school (other is too young) and type abuse into the chatbox when badbeat by a donk all while 12-tabling without missing a hand like I can then I want to meet her....might even marry her.

I would imagine there are lots of things that women do while playing poker that men would never do. I think it is very true that women multi-task better than men and generally the only thing men do when playing poker is play poker (and scratch our balls - we seem capable of doing that under any circumstances but it doesn't take much thinking about).

Rockspider, funny enough, I know a guy who does this while he plays poker! He admitted it and is very ashamed . He doesn't post on here but still he swore to murder me if I ever tell .

idmtchris- lol sounds like you shouldn't do that anymore.

Okay other things I have done while playing:

brushing hair, doing nails, hair treatment, facial mask, makeup ( I swear I never do this when I drive), waxing ( I mean legs ), talk on my cell phone to one friend, msn'ing another + chatting to players in a game, cooking ( yea Rek have fun with that one), laundry, I've done Christmas cards and invitations while playing tournaments, facebooking, of course, shopping online, reading entertainment gossip and Cosmo online, that's all I can think of at the moment lol but this is pretty incriminating.

Can I take from your comment that makeup is the only one of the above activities that you never do while driving Oh and while we're on the subject - women and driving - what's that all about?

I think you mean menstruate

That had me lol'ing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt4zvJNXbdI imo

I'm going to guess they dont pee in bottles as much.

Ok Jan. a guess....The knitter/crocheter is............BONA, No?

Argue with my girlfriend about me playing poker.

That and youtube vids of the actual JanelleBB7. No I keed - But I gotta admit that I actually like BB (pretty much the only reality show that really hooked me), and the season J was on, I had a mild crush. Crucify me

piss in a glass




edit: someone already beat me to it

WOW, a new idea for girls gone wild.........hot chicks playin high limit sngs naked.......that would make stox poker vid sales go through the roof!!!!!!!!!!

Rebuy using a credit card that has a kitten on it?

Min raise?

I got nothin...