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03-09-2012 , 02:26 PM

#151

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

OMG the "new" Rickroll

03-09-2012 , 03:10 PM

#152

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Translated lyrics:

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

(repeat chorus)

03-09-2012 , 05:22 PM

#153

nismo9

self-banned

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,548

03-10-2012 , 08:55 AM

#154

sheeprustler

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

What's a good excuse for being sick for four days? I need to get a cert from my doctor that says I was unable to work (write an essay) for four days.

03-10-2012 , 08:59 AM

#155

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheeprustler

What's a good excuse for being sick for four days? I need to get a cert from my doctor that says I was unable to work (write an essay) for four days.

shingles

03-10-2012 , 09:27 AM

#156

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheeprustler

What's a good excuse for being sick for four days? I need to get a cert from my doctor that says I was unable to work (write an essay) for four days.

hmmm...is there an STD that you can catch from sheep

03-10-2012 , 10:16 AM

#157

ArtySmokes

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 6,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bona

hmmm...is there an STD that you can catch from sheep

Do an image search for "pizzle rot" if you want to see your breakfast in your lap.

03-10-2012 , 11:26 AM

#158

sheeprustler

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

lol - doc's gonna be a bit suspicious when I don't have any symptoms though.

03-10-2012 , 11:54 AM

#159

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Someone with some free time plz kick/add me from main Skype chat a couple times, it's borked

03-10-2012 , 11:58 AM

#160

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Also, per ice suggestion, @waffleisgreen on twitter for hpt updates

03-10-2012 , 12:04 PM

#161

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

gogo waffo

I'll kick & re-add you. You are showing as offline on skype atm tho ?

03-10-2012 , 01:37 PM

#162

Hippy80

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,001

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheeprustler

What's a good excuse for being sick for four days? I need to get a cert from my doctor that says I was unable to work (write an essay) for four days.

Migraine. in my experience, most Drs wouldn't know a real migraine if it came and kicked them in the nuts.

Just say you had a blinding headache, saw colours before your eyes, and felt sick as a dog. Just add in feeling hungover afterwards, and you'll do great.

03-10-2012 , 02:15 PM

#163

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

@rivercity. Follow me on twitter

03-10-2012 , 02:52 PM

#164

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

@rivercity. Follow me on twitter

what ?

no waffletweets on that a/c afaics

03-10-2012 , 03:01 PM

#165

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Duh I was updating as I have no followerrs

/shameless promotion

03-10-2012 , 03:10 PM

#166

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

hey you have one follower

<keeping the faith>

03-10-2012 , 03:53 PM

#167

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Lol updateaments were just slow

03-10-2012 , 03:59 PM

#168

enprinte

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,095

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheeprustler

What's a good excuse for being sick for four days? I need to get a cert from my doctor that says I was unable to work (write an essay) for four days.

Erectile Dysfunction.

03-10-2012 , 04:07 PM

#169

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Lol updateaments were just slow

So tweet something, the silence is deafening

03-10-2012 , 04:24 PM

#170

nismo9

self-banned

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,548

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheeprustler

What's a good excuse for being sick for four days? I need to get a cert from my doctor that says I was unable to work (write an essay) for four days.

Sinus problems or migraines usually work for me. Doctor taps my head once or twice, asks does it hurt, prescribes me the drugs and writes me the note. Profit

03-10-2012 , 07:22 PM

#171

enprinte

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,095

ITM Saturday Duel

Game #1 - Bye
Game #2 - AQ > 99 AIPF (I win flips)
Game #3 - 77 > 75s (on a K7x flop)
Game #4 - AK > AQ AIPF (I run good)

Time to just run good the next couples of games =\

03-10-2012 , 07:30 PM

#172

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

gl enprinte

03-10-2012 , 07:52 PM

#173

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Quote:

Originally Posted by enprinte

ITM Saturday Duel

Game #1 - Bye
Game #2 - AQ > 99 AIPF (I win flips)
Game #3 - 77 > 75s (on a K7x flop)
Game #4 - AK > AQ AIPF (I run good)

Time to just run good the next couples of games =\

gogogo

keep running good

*latest HPT ME day 1c update - waffle with 24k stack blinds @ 300/600

03-10-2012 , 08:29 PM

#174

enprinte

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,095

Out for min cash

Tilt jammed KT into AK after DCing and loosing 1/2 my stack.

03-11-2012 , 06:41 AM

#175

enprinte

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,095

Erg... I officially hate the new daylight saving changes

All the good MTT's start around 3am (and there's no way in hell I'm waking up that early to play the storm/mirrion etc...)

*Nb* The hate will be changed to love if I can ship a MTT tomorrow

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