"Bluffing takes two things, balls, and balls, and stupidity...no wait thats three."
"knowing when to fold aces.....wait.... NEVER FOLD ACES"
"There was this one time. well, see i had aces, i was utg......and that donkey actually had the flush, go figure, what a donkey!....NEVER tell bad beat stories to Actual poker players"
"Why bother when your money is just coming to me?"
Most of the money you'll win at poker comes not from the brilliance of your own play, but from the ineptitude of your opponents. ~Lou Krieger
Hold'em is a game of calculated aggression: If you cards are good enough for your to call a bet, they are good enough to raise with. Alfred Alvarez (2001)
Try to decide how good your hand is at a given moment. Nothing else matters. Nothing! Doyle Bunson
The winner is not the player who wins the most pots. The winner is the player who wins the most money. Anthony Holden, author of Big Deal (1990)
Whether he likes it or not, a man’s character is stripped at the poker table; if the other players read him better than he does, he has only himself to blame. Unless he is both able and prepared to see himself as others do, flaws and all, he will be a loser in cards, as in life. ~Anthony Holden
The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent. ~David Mamet
Poker is a microcosm of all we admire and disdain about capitalism and democracy. It can be rough-hewn or polished, warm or cold, charitable and caring, or hard and impersonal, fickle and elusive, but ultimately it is fair, and right, and just. ~Lou Krieger