ozi as a fellow drunken person i loved your drunken banning spree i dont know mch about aussie beer as we only get fosters ere in ireland so sorry id comment more only i love american beer too!!!!!coors,bud, miller.

If your playin on stars crazy i'd be up for it....depends on how small we're talking. How about a bit of HORSE

Chachava let me know the table n il b there if i can find it lmao

Theres a 0.1/0.2 game with me and one other guy on there 'Altair V' it's called

im too drunk too work it out pm me ur stars name lol

I just found this nugget from my drunkern play last night. villian was a 90/20 loony and went ape**** in chatbox about accidently folding AA. nh sir.

IPoker $20.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $38.74
Hero (BB): $23.73
UTG: $5.03
MP: $19.60
CO: $4.00
BTN: $1.80

Pre Flop: ($0.30) Hero is BB with 7 7
2 folds, CO raises to $0.60, 1 fold, SB calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.40, 1 fold, SB calls $1.80

Flop: ($5.40) 6 7 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $4.00, SB raises to $16, Hero raises to $21.33, SB folds

ozi come join us in this drunken game if i can get in it. i lolled at your banning spree earlier rofl

QFdothis



noone wrote me apoker haiku i am disappointed.

pokerstars: run by
a buncha fkn arab crooks
that is what i heard

limit pokers sucks
fourier analysis
would be more fun dude

its christmas time man
everyone should send a paint
support would like it

alcohol real good
that's what it is for poker
drunken folks spew bucks

drunk posting inhere
is getting fashionable
i thought id join in

it all good you guys
i wonder if my haikus
are even correct

what were you thinking
L O L budweiser
euro beer pwns all

counting on fingers
is getting a little old
night night all you guys


ps what is all this about?

I am an Eng Lit/Creative Writing student and want to tell you that I APPROVE.

Someone banstick new thread.

imo.

I really need to get out of the habit of playing underrolled.


Poker Stars $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: $35.70
Hero (BB): $56.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with K T
BTN/SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $3.50, BTN/SB raises to $8, Hero calls $4.50

Flop: ($16.00) Q 6 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets $9, Hero raises to $48.10 all in, BTN/SB calls $18.70 all in

Turn: ($71.40) 5 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($71.40) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Standard?

Double or Nothing.

Poker Stars $10.00+$0.40 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t100/t200 Blinds + t20 - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: t6190
UTG: t3791
Hero (MP): t1195
CO: t919
BTN: t2455
SB: t450

Pre Flop: (t420) Hero is MP with Q Q
UTG calls t200, 4 folds, BB raises to t1200, 1 fold

Probably.

What about this? Standard?

Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $24.40
UTG: $16.80
Hero (UTG+1): $13.95
UTG+2: $18.95
MP1: $5.35
MP2: $20.50
CO: $12.85
BTN: $13.05
SB: $24.75

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is UTG+1 with K K
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.50, UTG+2 calls $1.50, MP1 calls $1.50, 5 folds

Flop: ($4.85) J A A (3 players)
Hero checks, UTG+2 checks, MP1 checks

Turn: ($4.85) A (3 players)
Hero bets $3, UTG+2 folds, MP1 calls $3

River: ($10.85) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $9.45 all in, MP1 calls $0.85 all in

For sure, I saw you shortstacking at a few of my tables earlier. You didnt enter a pot though.

Oh no. My secret is out T_T.

Bacon, you play FR? Why not 6Max? =O

I hope Ozi's nice and hung over.

Didn't realize my ban was lifted early 'cause I was too busy getting 2 and 4 outed all night for 5 buy-ins, bleh.

But the crazy drunken Aussie Ozi gave me an idea for a tournament we could have here. Winner gets a 6-pack of each of the loser's favorite beer.

Of course Ozi better win that one, since shipping to every other country would kill him.

I play both. Depends on the mood im in and the computer I'm playing. Last night I was watching a movie so I decided to nit it up in fr over 4 tables.

I guess you must have played a hand cause your vpip was 4% on my PT.

Sry Shick - I keep doing the run bad routine except when I play on the HU table I always seem to win. Its a really bad habit but its werkin so I keep doing it.

Meh, I guess **** happens. I've realized that I'm probably playing pretty badly. At least sub-optimally, anyway. Take this hand, for example (only set I got all day--'cause I run that way).

Villain limp/calls my 4x raise oop and I flop a set, whoohoo!
Villain check/RAISES on a raggy board and CALLS my 3bet shove (with a gutshot).
Gutshot materializes out of thin air and Villain ships it with A2 that made his wheel.

So, how did I play that hand badly. Well, I was doing entirely too much raising. I got that pot way way way too big and anyone in their right mind with 2 outs or more is going to want to get in there. Obviously this Villain had 4, so I was pretty much crushed.

Also, I'm also not playing nearly enough hands. I run about 18-22 VPIP, depending on the table. The big winners are always hitting 60 and some of the really good players are even higher. Also, they do very little, if any, pre-flop raising. Why would you put extra money in the pot before seeing a flop? How would you know if your hand is good? You should usually be limping and calling any idiot that raises because he's probably bluffing and just being a big bully.

Finally, I'm really folding way too many draws. I mean, if I have any sort of draw, and that draw hits, I will most likely have a better hand than anything anyone had before my draw hit, so I will win like 100% of those hands. I should NEVER be folding my draws, like EVER, no matter what! I mean, if I only have 1 or 2 outs, it's even better because my opponent will NEVER in a million billion years put me on that hand and I will make payday bigtime! Draws with 10 or more outs, however are just too obvious and you probably won't make as much if those hit for you.

So, this is my plan. I think I'm gonna ship it from now on. The micro donks have taught me a lot. I really underestimated them.

Oh, and someday Ozi, I will be a mod. And when that day comes, you will be permabanned. Enjoy your freedom for now, your days are numbered.

ROFLMAO at Shick posting this during ozi sleepy time. Apparently you didn't know he is 99.4% likely to be sleeping off a lulu and 99.3% likely to wake up with a headache and meaner than an outback croccodile. Its been fun having you around Shick but I'd be collecting email addresses of any posters you have unfinished business with.

PS Ozi if you are reading this I have always liked you therefore I think you should know that Bacon is Shicks friend. Maybe even more than friends ya know? Just sayin

I just just got ungroundeded.

I'm thinking Imma ban Bona too, when Imma moder.

lols. since im expert at drinking and getting woken nice and early by my kids i was suprisingly not that hungover. that being said, Bona, dont poke me with a stick its the day after the day after but ya know...Ozi has been known to have a drinkie or two over xmas and your imminuty has expired.

oh and ftw the rules of banning are u cant ban someone of the same rank of you so unless Shick plans on doing a not so common regularuser->standardmod->superuserMod transformation i think ill be safe for the time being...or forever

tyty i am skilled, what can i say?

ty for explaing




anyone want to play a donkament/low stakes cash/something? Ya its saturday night and I should be out getting wasteed but I'm home for xmas now and I already did that the last 2 nights so I guess I can cope with having a night off.

btw anyone had this vodka before?



it was pretty nice imo, had a bottle with my mate last night.

hey guys,

i was looking for the original hyachachaca cartoon, i saw it recently but haven't been able to find it.

thanks!