some people don't seem to value my advanced poker tips in the chat. I tell them to play all suited hole cards because suited cards are lucky. They don't believe in lucky cards. They still refuse to believe me after I win two pots with suited cards. The empirical evidence was undeniable.

I also say to play any ace because aces are the best cards. U can't be afraid of running into a bigger ace. Scared money does not make money. I even suggest playing kings queens and jacks because they are in the top 4 cards of the deck. It goes without saying that u obviously do not give up any two broadway hands.

I then tell them to play nice deceptive small hands to hit low boards like 23 24 25 26 and stuff like that.

Poker math is pretty much garbage. Show me a player who relies on math and i'll show u a bad player or marginal winner who has no feel for the game and no predictive gambling instinct.

If anyone is idiotic its the math players with their flawed mathematical theories. Theory is just theory. It has not been empirically proved like the feel way of playing has. Playing by mathematical theory is just being a robot. That is the essence of idiocy. U don't have to think at all just follow what the math chart says.


In conclusion I ain't the donk here.

Post this in BBV where everyone will be regaled by your rapier wit.

FYP

obv op is a level, that, or stupid. 50/50 chance here.

Look my friends, when u mathematicize your game you make yourself susceptible to soul crushing variance. When u ignore the math your game will be variance free and you will become a consistent winner.

While your aces are constantly being cracked and you are folding the hands I would play u are losing. Meanwhile I will have no problem with as losing because I know that my lukcy 93s will pick up the slack. That I'd what is going on. The experts will never tell u this. U just got to play different hands whe the supposed big guns are not hitting. That is where your wins are leaking to. This is where the excess is. I mean how many times have u folded hands only to see ur hole cards hit? This is where true predictive gambling skill comes in. U got to feelthe cards coming. Back off your ak and play 93s when u detect luck swinging in that direction. Luck is a vibration to be detected and seized upon. Math destroys your ability to pick up on good vibrations.

I am not drunk. I am just in bed on a iPod touch. I just have to get my poker theories out because it is so exciting to stumble upon the true way to play poker that is being suppressed.

FMP

Obv level, but w/e.

You're right u ain't no donk.....cause I am...now what table you playing?

Look, just cause you run good for a bit, don't think what you are doing is correct, just cause you win, play 10,000 hands of cash then come back and tell us how you did playing hole cards like suited connectors, gappers and Ace rags. Try 100 Buys into MTT and see just how often you are behind when you play crap.

Players that play for serious money aren't playing crap, if they notice that you're getting it in wide, they'll start to stack off with you pre. Playing Holdem isn't just about hole cards, there are so many factors that come into play when playing any hand, but since you know all the rest......

Run good for life

lame OP level is lame

Poor effort

Never wrestle with a pig; you'll both get dirty but the pig will enjoy it.

why would you try to level people at the beginners forum?

afraid of posting this in BBV?

pokercapital. you are wrong. you need to stop starting junk threads like this in beginners. as others have suggested, check out BBV. the end.