nice job on the satty beefish, stars obv rigged :-)

Well played Bee. Future SCOOP Champion ITT?

Math is idiotic

Nh bee! Oh...I mean...fubt

Yup. Ty Hippy. That background pic is Katy Perry amirite Bee?

For u math nerds

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2isSJKntbg

Yea pretty how I feel. Like the reason to buy out is to switch games but I know myself and would probably end up back at SNGs lol.

I pretty much took off half of March and half of March when I went out to Vegas and didn't put in hardly any volume in. I mostly played PLO and NL Rush (I am pretty ****ty at PLO, but thats just b/c I play too tables and play too many ****ty hands); pretty sure I can crush 25NL Rush tho.

Right now I am gonna grind out 90 mans and then re-evaluate the situation b/c I don't want to make any hasty decision and if I want to move out by Summer I will need money so that means sticking with SNGs.

Yup, from a past lc thread, posted by JJ I think

Dem boobs.

Lloyd: I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.

Dumb and Dumber.

After spending too long messing around with it, the notification noise on my phone is now a Dalek.

I am pleased.

Mrs Bee's boss says I look like David Tenant.

I am also pleased at that.

I had the same one for a while. Do you follow Graham Linehan on twitter? He put up a funny photo today and I have no luck with image hosting sites. It's called 'The awkward moment when your friends fat arm makes you look naked'. Worth posting here.

It's in the funny pics thread in LoL.

God I'm drunk.

I love it when this happenz

$0.50 NL - Holdem - 7 players

UTG: $48.32
UTG+1: $58.93
MP: $17.55
CO: $58.18
BTN: $13.49
Hero (SB): $58.20
BB: $69.35

Hero posts SB $0.25, BB posts BB $0.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero has 3 3

fold, fold, fold, CO raises to $1.75, fold, Hero raises to $4.00, fold, CO calls $2.25

Flop: ($8.50, 2 players) Q 7 K
Hero bets $4.50, CO calls $4.50

Turn: ($17.50, 2 players) 3
Hero bets $13.00, CO calls $13.00

River: ($43.50, 2 players) 9
Hero bets $19.00, fold

Hero wins $41.33

I am in a taxi on my way home from work night out. I GUARANTEE that I am more drunkern than you ....

Dropped about $500 tonight fml

50:1 syas I had more. to drink

Can someone explain to me why their are .5nl tables with 9+ people on the waiting list ? I get that there are a couple fish on the table , but if your number 9 on the list , what really are your chances of getting to play them ? For my next session , I am going to use the find player function and look up that #9 guy and sit at his tables . Something tells me he is not a multi level thinker .

Leroy, start your own table and get your fish that way. see people looking for action (these guys are your friends) will sit and by and large the multitabling nit regs are too scurred of shorthanded play so they wont sit until the table fills. if you dont like playing shorthanded then you may as well learn sooner rather than later

ok been busy this past week so thought id pop in to say hi. firstly, bee i will take the side bet for ff. your a little ahead but the bet was offered when it was closer and i woulda took it then only i wasnt online.

as for manchester had a great time. have to thank the bee for allowing me to spam his phone all day, definitely owe him a few beers for that if i ever make it to london.

a basic tr would be, the night before i was out drinking all night, got in at 3am to get up for 5.30am taxi and needing to pack. So i pack and throw a few beers into the bag for taxi ldo, drink more on way to airport wondering if im sober enough to board plane, i am.

Spend all day drinking in bars, watch the united game and to my delight they are getting beat 2-0, ship the wind up texts to teh bee, only for them to come back and win 4-2, bee starts shipping wind up texts back

get ready to go out to places advised by teh bee, find out one of the lads didnt bring shoes, like wtf who doesnt bring shoes, so cue crazyfool and said dummy running around manchester at 7pm looking for some kind of shop to buy shoes.

Ok so get out and start going places, ship a deadweight friend who was depressing everyone into a taxi to go to bed. Bump into some girls and ask them for ideas for clubs etc, they offer us to follow them, ship it, i start chatting up one, so we get to the bar they wanted to go to but it was closed for some reason. So they say-we could go there

http://www.birdcagelive.com/

Um u mean the gay drag queen cabroliet bar? [i knew i was gonna get raped thoughts start] one friend is like no way, im like **** it i think this girl is game, im going in, rest of friends take a wingman shot and follow. turned out to be great craic, im not gos.

On way back to hotel with said woman, she say i cant stay all night as iv to go lift my son from parents early morning. fine by me. nearing the hotel she gets a phone calls from parents saying said son is sick. FML, she has to leave to take care of him. failblog.


then came the match, ship the 5-0, de jong is a beast, silva is under-rated. great atmosphere, but was totally shattered after the game and my casino plans feel through due to exhaustion. Apologies to ASB for not making the casino's, definitely will on my next trip

sweet. I tpotally forgot to change my team this week so you will catch me up

Are you lot still trying in the FF then?

i only made one change and hes on the bench so it meh, iv also got 3 city players who are playing l'pool away. although lpool arent great its not gonna be a big points winner. i had a captain fail last week. meant to put on silva as captain. would gave ten extra points

2nd place within your grasp fool.