This was a "shallow" table, meaning the max buyin is only 50bb or $2.

I raised pre with junk because this looked like a table where all limpers would fold to a raise. I c-bet to make it look like I actually bet with something. The shove was a tilt.

I won the hand by luck (and because the villain called the shove with a pair of 4s). After the hand the villain said "random luck". I said "Happens to everyone in both directions." He said, "Not when played THAT badly". I decided not to continue the conversation .

I guess you had to be there but I thought the hand was funny.

Cake - $0.04 NL (9 max) - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

MP: $0.82
MP+1: $4.70
LP: $1.96
CO: $2.12
Hero (BTN): $1.86
SB: $1.73
BB: $9.41
UTG: $3.21
UTG+1: $2.19

SB posts SB $0.02, BB posts BB $0.04

Pre Flop: ($0.06) Hero has 8 K

fold, UTG+1 calls $0.04, MP calls $0.04, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to $0.12, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls $0.08, MP calls $0.08

Flop: ($0.42, 3 players) 4 5 3
UTG+1 checks, MP checks, Hero bets $0.42, UTG+1 calls $0.42, fold

Turn: ($1.26, 2 players) 5
UTG+1 checks, Hero raises to $1.32 and is all-in, UTG+1 calls $1.32


River: ($3.90, 2 players) 8

at least you know you played it badly. UTG+1 seems super fishy too.

[]Funny
[X]Played Badly
[X]Run better than the fish.

your pre flop raise was too small 3 + 1 per limper remember? at least 20c here. Better still FOLD PRE.

On the flop you bet far too big. why not ~ 30c?

your shove is stupid. not funny. what happened to your discipline?

bad cbet.

the cbet is actually ok but he bet way too much imo

what I meant is that the board is bad to cbet-bluff into, and then the size is too big. If you are going to push your junk hand that far, at least do it an an Axx board or a Qxx boad.

Does the turn always say "raise" and not "bet" in this spot?

And not entertaining.

idk...I would cbet vs unknown in a 543 r board maybe 90% of the time with ATC. but def not cbetting a QJT, AQx...

Well, sorry everyone. I really thought people would find a hand between two people who seemed to be continually trying to outfish the other funny.

Mods - feel free to delete. Looks like it's too late for me to do so myself.

it isnt funny because we are putting in time and effort to help you become a better player - then you do weird **** like this.