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heh, I came here to rant and then everybody is topping each other in crappiness. (LC/NC) heh, I came here to rant and then everybody is topping each other in crappiness. (LC/NC)

10-17-2010 , 11:44 AM
clearly living the London dream of annoying bb99 is the way to go.

get a job as a tube worker and you could annoy him endlessly
10-17-2010 , 11:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
Are you sure you don;t actually live next door to me already? He's an annoying Irish drunk too. Keeps losing his keys and has to leave his front door open all the time just in case. Found asleep in the hallway once outside my door. Just stepped over him while saying morning. Would've kicked him too if it was you
omgomgomg i gonna have to travel to london to meet this legend. This guy is a ****ing hero imo
10-17-2010 , 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
omgomgomg i gonna have to travel to london to meet this legend. This guy is a ****ing hero imo
just a standard irish guy shurely ?
10-17-2010 , 02:34 PM
his name is even Fergal. but he stinks. and when i say drunk i mean of the alcohlic variety. like lager for breakfast.

Quote:
Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg
clearly living the London dream of annoying bb99 is the way to go.

get a job as a tube worker and you could annoy him endlessly
confirmed!
10-17-2010 , 02:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat
just a standard irish guy shurely ?
Other 'useful' prejudices

The French are arrogant.
The Americans are stupid.
The English love their dogs more than their children.
The Germans have no sense of humour.
Jews are tight fisted.
Indians smell of curry.
Middle Easterners are terrorists.
Canadians are boring.
Austrailians swear constantly.
10-17-2010 , 02:59 PM
I have a hard time arguing against #2 on that list.
10-17-2010 , 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat
just a standard irish guy shurely ?
This kind of blatant racism makes me want to go to the pub.
10-17-2010 , 03:06 PM
There are close to 300,000,000 Americans and to call 300,000,000 million people stupid is the height of stupidity!
10-17-2010 , 03:08 PM
na y stipid, stipid
10-17-2010 , 03:52 PM
lol fighting Irish
10-17-2010 , 04:42 PM
i dont mind people joking around with things like irish are drunks etc, it doesnt bother me much tbh.

Like i was reading the paper and seen something that adrian chiles said on tv with christine blakley, something about potatoes arent used as much in england anymore, christine said, we love them in our house and chiles said well they are liked in ireland.

and it was all omgomgomg i cant believe he said that, he crossed the line etc etc

i was thinking so ****ing what, its true, Irish do use potatoes alot, sure we went through a famine but its not like he said, you are all dirty peasants who live on potatoes.

People get offended to easily sometimes. That said the French are arrogant, Americans are stupid, etc etc Although i do think we could come up with better than the dog insult for endland lol

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Last edited by crazyfool1985; 10-17-2010 at 04:45 PM. Reason: for americans are stupid :p
10-17-2010 , 04:52 PM
English all have terrible teeth. obv.

Oh, and they're all chavs.


Last edited by AlienSpaceBat; 10-17-2010 at 04:53 PM. Reason: I've actually got that shirt, don't wear it any more ....
10-17-2010 , 04:58 PM
[QUOTE=crazyfool1985;22268132]

i was thinking so ****ing what, its true, Irish do use potatoes alot, sure we went through a famine but its not like he said, you are all dirty peasants who live on potatoes.

So true. We do like our spuds - I know I do. The potato is the greatest vegetable on the planet - our prefernce for potatoes simply underscores that the Irish people are superior to all other nationalities
10-17-2010 , 04:59 PM
Potato
10-17-2010 , 05:32 PM
Luck of the Irish (another stereotype!) these happened within a minute of each other about 20 mins ago.

Party, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

UTG: $10
MP: $4.67
CO: $17.73
Hero (BTN): $10
SB: $3.30
BB: $8.99

Pre-Flop: J K dealt to Hero (BTN)
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.40, SB folds, BB calls $0.30

Flop: ($0.85) K T J (2 Players)
BB bets $2.30, Hero calls $2.30

Turn: ($5.45) 4 (2 Players)
BB bets $5.18, Hero raises to $7.30 and is All-In, BB calls $1.11 and is All-In.

River: ($18.03) A (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $18.03 Pot
Hero showed J K and WON $1.01 (-$7.98 NET)
BB showed Q K and WON $17.13 ($8.24 NET)

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Flopped straight, flush draw, and gut-shot Straight FD.. but..

Party, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

CO: $3.90
BTN: $33.37
SB: $11.56
Hero (BB): $10
UTG: $10
UTG+1: $5.15
MP: $11.70

UTG posts $0.10
Pre-Flop: T 8 dealt to Hero (BB)
UTG raises to $0.40, 3 folds, BTN calls $0.40, SB folds, Hero calls $0.30

Flop: ($1.25) J Q 9 (3 Players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $1.19, BTN raises to $4.76, Hero raises to $9.60 and is All-In, UTG calls $8.41 and is All-In, BTN calls $4.84

Turn: ($30.05) T (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($30.05) 5 (3 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $30.05 Pot ($1 Rake)
BTN showed 9 9 and LOST (-$10 NET)
Hero showed T 8 and LOST (-$9.90 NET)
UTG showed K K and WON $29.05 (+$19.15 NET)

Last edited by JustinJude; 10-17-2010 at 05:39 PM.
10-17-2010 , 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by bumblebee99
Potato
10-17-2010 , 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by bumblebee99
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
Potato
10-17-2010 , 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by bumblebee99
lolol. Had to watch it like 6 times to make sure I didn't miss anything.
10-17-2010 , 05:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat
English all have terrible teeth. obv.

Oh, and they're all chavs.

I remeber this American guy asking me for directions (can you tell me the way to the oil fields I got some weapons, just kiddin) and he had these shockingly white teeth. I actually ducked when he opened his mouth as I thought he was gonna fire a lighting bolt from his mouth.
10-17-2010 , 06:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
Are you sure you don;t actually live next door to me already? He's an annoying Irish drunk too. Keeps losing his keys and has to leave his front door open all the time just in case. Found asleep in the hallway once outside my door. Just stepped over him while saying morning. Would've kicked him too if it was you
i just remembered he had a bottle of water and a plastic bag full of breadsticks to see him thru that night.
10-17-2010 , 06:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bumblebee99
i just remembered he had a bottle of water and a plastic bag full of breadsticks to see him thru that night.
It was definitely clear, that was in the bottle ?
10-18-2010 , 03:24 AM
someone bumped 47 ancient threads, shifting this to p2

bumping to restore rightful position
10-18-2010 , 04:01 AM
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Austrailians swear constantly.
what the **** is this ****ing ridiculous bull**** mother****ing cockgobbling ass eating load of crap this ****ing **** **** potato cockgobbling generalisation is ****ing is.

oh wai....

of course, any stereotype about BBV = truth


(but seriously, JJ is right...stereotypes and generalisations are usually FTL)

Last edited by OziBattler; 10-18-2010 at 04:05 AM. Reason: oh and SOBER!1
10-18-2010 , 04:31 AM
Liverpool for relegation one time.
10-18-2010 , 05:40 AM
Can someone stove something if they get the chance please:

Hero: JTcc
Villain: Higher flushes, lower flushes, draws with Ac, overpairs inc no clubs, sets, and some air
Flop: 268ccc

thx

      
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