'David knows that Juanda knows that David knows that Juanda knows...' (LC/NC) - Page 12 - Beginning Poker Questions

Lol^^

Party, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players

MP2: $10
CO: $10.51
BTN: $16.23
SB: $8.66
Hero (BB): $15.27
UTG: $17.16
UTG+1: $10.52
MP1: $10

Pre-Flop: 9

dealt to Hero (BB)
5 folds, BTN raises to $0.30, SB folds, Hero calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.65) Q

(2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN bets $0.31, Hero calls $0.31

Turn: ($1.27) 8

(2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($1.27) 2

(2 Players)
Hero bets $0.60, BTN folds

Results: $1.27 Pot
Hero showed 9 9 and WON $1.81 (+$1.30 NET)

11-07-2010 , 10:45 PM

#278

inthepub5

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,994

Quote:

Originally Posted by inthepub5

ive pressed the self destruct button on my stars BR tonight....got tilted by my GF so i proceeded to reg for 115$ worth of MTTs.....

gl to me

rather tiltingly i made $123 bricked everysingle MTT but got 5th in a 10.50 HU MTT.

almost rather wish id bricked the lot.

oh ewlls

11-07-2010 , 11:00 PM

#279

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by inthepub5

rather tiltingly i made $123 bricked everysingle MTT but got 5th in a 10.50 HU MTT.

almost rather wish id bricked the lot.

oh ewlls

welcome to the sunday mtt grind

11-08-2010 , 12:33 AM

#280

obviously.bogus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,905

Quote:

Originally Posted by davidv1213

this should be in the "Truly Awesome Sharkscope Graphs" thread

Last edited by obviously.bogus; 11-08-2010 at 12:35 AM. Reason: mspaint hand drawn is what makes it "Truly Awesome"

11-08-2010 , 04:02 AM

#281

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,323

omg i love this site...ty ty ty ty mike, new favorite person ainec!

Merge $25.00 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

Hero (BB): $64.98
BTN/SB: $61.58

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BB with J

BTN/SB raises to $2.34, Hero calls $2.09

Flop: ($4.68) 6

(2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB checks

Turn: ($4.68) A

(2 players)
Hero bets $3.00, BTN/SB raises to $14.32, Hero raises to $30, BTN/SB raises to $59.34, Hero calls $29.34

River: ($123.36) 3

(2 players)

Final Pot: $123.36
Hero shows J

BTN/SB shows 7

Hero wins $122.66
(Rake: $0.70)

11-08-2010 , 04:44 AM

#282

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

^^^ WTF .......!

11-08-2010 , 09:35 AM

#283

davidv1213

Vampy

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 3,473

votes plz! http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/97...erence-913883/

getting well and truly crushed atm. poll only open till midnight est today, this is gonna take an epic comeback

11-08-2010 , 09:58 AM

#284

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

Voted

11-08-2010 , 10:13 AM

#285

inthepub5

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,994

voted.....although i doubt its made much of a difference

to cheer u up:

What book tells you about famous owls?

Spoiler:

11-08-2010 , 10:17 AM

#286

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

voted... but I don't have enough gimmick accounts to get you even

Maybe if bitchi started using all of his accounts

11-08-2010 , 10:18 AM

#287

dartstothesea

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 394

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustinJude

watching rugby tilts me

really?

11-08-2010 , 11:44 AM

#288

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

voted

11-08-2010 , 11:51 AM

#289

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,323

Quote:

Originally Posted by inthepub5

voted.....although i doubt its made much of a difference

to cheer u up:

What book tells you about famous owls?

Spoiler:

I thought you were going to take an 'encyclowlpedia' line with this one.

11-08-2010 , 11:59 AM

#290

inthepub5

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,994

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

I thought you were going to take an 'encyclowlpedia' line with this one.

you see thats the great thing about owl based humour:

somebody said to me the other day (nt rly but for the purpose of this joke) "why are you always telling jokes about owls?"

i answered

Spoiler:

11-08-2010 , 01:27 PM

#291

AlienSpaceBat

table tilting animal

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 9,703

Quote:

Originally Posted by inthepub5

you see thats the great thing about owl based humour:

somebody said to me the other day (nt rly but for the purpose of this joke) "why are you always telling jokes about owls?"

i answered

Spoiler:

11-08-2010 , 02:12 PM

#292

Leroy2DaBeroy

Head in the Clouds

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,761

I'd like to take an owl movement on these ****** jokes.

11-08-2010 , 02:30 PM

#293

JustinJude

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,436

Quote:

Originally Posted by dartstothesea

really?

Yeah, I mean it tilts me big time when Ireland don't win or perform below ability.

11-08-2010 , 02:35 PM

#294

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leroy2DaBeroy

I'd like to take an owl movement on these ****** jokes.

Owl drink to that.

11-08-2010 , 02:48 PM

#295

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

There is some really fowl jokes ITT

11-08-2010 , 02:53 PM

#296

JustinJude

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,436

Twit twit whooo?*

*I can't believe I've allowed myself to be dragged into this owl fiasco

11-08-2010 , 02:56 PM

#297

Masq

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 15,016

Where do owls eat?

11-08-2010 , 03:09 PM

#298

inthepub5

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,994

What do lovesick owls say to each other when it's raining?

Spoiler:

11-08-2010 , 03:33 PM

#299

enprinte

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,095

Med school sucks imo.

11-08-2010 , 03:43 PM

#300

inthepub5

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,994

I should have never called this river right??

Poker Stars $0.05/$0.10 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

Hero (BB): $11.97
UTG: $18.56
MP: $10.42
CO: $18.71
BTN: $11.36
SB: $10.64

Pre Flop: ($0.15) Hero is BB with 4

1 fold, MP raises to $0.30, CO calls $0.30, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.95) 4

(3 players)
Hero bets $0.50, MP calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50

Turn: ($2.45) K

(3 players)
Hero bets $2, MP calls $2, CO calls $2

River: ($8.45) 2

(3 players)
Hero checks, MP checks, CO bets $5, Hero calls $5, MP folds

Spoiler:

edit: i see my bet size on the flop is terrible too