50% of my life is spent drunk or hungover in a somewhat unsatisfying ratio; (LC/NC); NSFW maybe - Page 14 - Beginning Poker Questions - Beginner Poker Forum

2+2

Login

Register

Two Plus Two Forums Poker Strategy Beginners and General Questions

50% of my life is spent drunk or hungover in a somewhat unsatisfying ratio; (LC/NC); NSFW maybe

Closed Subscribe

...

Page 14 of 32

4 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 24

Page 14 of 32

4 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 24

08-14-2010 , 12:24 PM

#326

Bacon

Makes everything better

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 3,001

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leroy2DaBeroy

And if she's even half way good at it, the anticipation as each spiky bracelet and dog-collar coming off is going to be a plus.[/I]

lol +1.

08-14-2010 , 02:18 PM

#327

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,551

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leroy2DaBeroy

And if she's even half way good at it, the anticipation as each spiky bracelet and dog-collar coming off is going to be a plus.

Yer doing it wrong... It's best with the spiky bracelets and collar ON. Also, handcuffs, spreader bars, and gag balls...

Amateurs.

08-14-2010 , 02:27 PM

#328

SomethingFishy

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,177

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leroy2DaBeroy

Shipped my $10.

And that girl's a solid 6 (on 0-10), IMO.

You can't judge a rando hookup (I'm thinking that's the right frame of reference) on her clothing. That's not the point. (Unless you're going to really wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am her and not even both getting her clothes off. But if any or you all are lucky enough to pull an actual female, better to take your time at least a little bit, amirite?)

And if she's even half way good at it, the anticipation as each spiky bracelet and dog-collar coming off is going to be a plus.
[/I]

right because anyone that comes to a forum on the internet is obviously an ugly savage that has no chance of getting a woman to sleep with them.......

and the anticipation is only if you really want the girl. with this girl its really not like that. its more like take that **** off so you dont cut me up or mark me.

also so she doesnt look like that... (style preference obv.)

if youre gonna bang a crippled girl do you anticipate her taking off each leg brace with bated breath?

08-14-2010 , 02:57 PM

#329

BlaneH

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,831

Quote:

Originally Posted by whydowe_fall

Yer doing it wrong... It's best with the spiky bracelets and collar ON. Also, handcuffs, spreader bars, and gag balls...

Amateurs.

I really like the way you think.

08-14-2010 , 03:39 PM

#330

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Confirming that I've received money from:

bb99
david
leroy
cf1985
leo19

08-14-2010 , 03:57 PM

#331

whydowe_fall

Fairy Tertsmother

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,551

Alright, I have 8 hours to clear 800 ftp to finish off my Iron Man bonus.

Time for some ridiculous grinding!

Last edited by whydowe_fall; 08-14-2010 at 03:57 PM. Reason: At 5NL lol.

08-14-2010 , 05:06 PM

#332

Leroy2DaBeroy

Head in the Clouds

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,761

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomethingFishy

Missionary! **** yeah!

InterpretedYP.

Last edited by Leroy2DaBeroy; 08-14-2010 at 05:07 PM. Reason: To each their own, obv.

08-14-2010 , 05:13 PM

#333

BlaneH

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,831

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leroy2DaBeroy

InterpretedYP.

Solid read.

08-14-2010 , 05:23 PM

#334

St Bernadino

old hand

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,669

Quote:

Originally Posted by obviously.bogus

I never even got to the trial period. When I was 19 I had long hair. I went into McD's to ask for a job and they told me they weren't hiring. So I went to a pay phone right outside and called the store and asked the same question, and they said "Sure, come in and fill out the forms ..."

So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that! Me working for you!"...

08-14-2010 , 08:17 PM

#335

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

So when was the last time you guys dropped 15 BI in a session?

08-14-2010 , 08:23 PM

#336

BlaneH

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,831

I'm gonna go with never...

08-14-2010 , 08:25 PM

#337

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

well don't try, it isn't as fun as it sounds.

08-14-2010 , 08:30 PM

#338

BlaneH

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,831

Duly noted.

Sorry to hear man. Coolers? Tilt? Losing flips? All of the above?

08-14-2010 , 08:37 PM

#339

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

mainly coolers, some lost flips and perhaps a couple of tilts at the end. I was def. tilted when I quit but the last couple of lost BIs wasn't that bad against that villain. He just had KK 4 times in a row or something like that

08-14-2010 , 08:45 PM

#340

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

So when was the last time you guys dropped 15 BI in a session?

I did 3 in just about 60 hands yesterday.. well, 60 hands total, they was all at the same table in about two orbits....... that was good enough for me.

**** it though.. it's only money... think like Ivey... gotta love that feeling of losing so much it hurts.

08-14-2010 , 09:10 PM

#341

BlaneH

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,831

I'm playing the dullest HUSNG ever. 63/4 and the guy is playing so slow

08-14-2010 , 09:32 PM

#342

Masq

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 15,134

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

So when was the last time you guys dropped 15 BI in a session?

A few weeks ago I dropped about 14 at NLH within a 24hr period playing about 6 tables if it helps

I had a few 10BI tilt offs at PLO in a session though.

08-14-2010 , 10:27 PM

#343

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

I did 3 in just about 60 hands yesterday.. well, 60 hands total, they was all at the same table in about two orbits....... that was good enough for me.

**** it though.. it's only money... think like Ivey... gotta love that feeling of losing so much it hurts.

heh, never heard that one.

08-14-2010 , 11:32 PM

#344

Cruzerthebruzer

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 5,622

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

omg you still exist?!?

haha kinda

08-15-2010 , 05:10 AM

#345

Mark89er

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 10,223

sigh, my dream team defense/keeper which costed me like 6mil, conceded like 14 goals fffffffffssssssssss, i think i had stoke/west brom/wigan/newcastle/someone else, fuuuuuuuuuuu

08-15-2010 , 09:23 AM

#346

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

Pretty good start for me in the sun ff, Malouda Ridgewell Jussi Cahil woop wooop.

08-15-2010 , 10:57 AM

#347

Leroy2DaBeroy

Head in the Clouds

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 15,761

If I could start one of these FF things where the site doesn't **** me in the ass with bull**** injury reports, that would be ****ing awesome. Drogba listed as doubtful on Friday so I switch him out thinking I'll pick him up in a few weeks. Boom, ****ing hat trick.

Rigged against Americans, IMFO.

08-15-2010 , 04:50 PM

#348

Mark89er

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 10,223

wtf page 2....

08-15-2010 , 04:56 PM

#349

Jimbo_Mac82

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 468

To who, and how much do I owe for the FF?

08-15-2010 , 05:05 PM

#350

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbo_Mac82

To who, and how much do I owe for the FF?

$10 to Icewolf on Stars

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

i'm sure you got it right but you sent to khutch18 (lancaster) correct?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

Confirming that I've received money from:

bb99
david
leroy
cf1985
leo19

Page 14 of 32

4 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 24

Closed Thread Subscribe

...

Page 14 of 32

4 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 24

m