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09-01-2009 , 06:02 PM
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09-25-2009 , 07:53 AM
So Doughnutz,

http://www.pokertableratings.com/sta...arch/doughnutz

how have you done lately?
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09-25-2009 , 02:00 PM
TR used to be terrible/unreliable, but for the last 3 months or so it's been pretty accurate. Given the unreal amount of variance doughnutz goes through, I don't see how it would be possible for him to be more than a very very marginal winner from 30/60+. It's clear he destroyed the games a few years ago, but it doesn't look like his style is doing anywhere near as well in today's games.
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09-25-2009 , 03:05 PM
people's ids here (not egos) are so way off.

If doughnutz is a truly horrible player, why say anything? Why not continue to play against him tight lipped and take his money? If you don't have 60k online to play against him, then why not watch him slowly lose money? Day after day, week after week, sweat him if your life really consists of validating your opinion that "Yes LOOK! He is a bad player! I told you guys so!"

And if he is making money off of a coaching site, what can you do? You want to take his customers away and have them go somewhere else? What about athletes who make millions? You want to tell their fans to stop buying tickets that their team is horrible? There is nothing you can do. People will root for the twins ( ) when and as long as they want to, and people will go to coaching sites when they want to. Because bottom line is, they want to.

Also, I'd take live play all day. Games are so soft that making king high call downs and rebluffing turns come up so rarely I can just listen to my iPod all day and tune out the table (but I don't). If you had to play against half the table filled with Schneider and kpr every other day you'd think live play is soft too. So it's not like doughnutz is cutting into the live fish pool at all and hurting your bottom line.

And I'd suggest anyone to play doughnutz hu/3 handed and see how much of a headache he can provide. There is no aspirin in the world that can cure it.
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09-25-2009 , 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by xerok
[/I]If doughnutz is a truly horrible player, why say anything?
Because people like me are paying to watch the vids at stoxpoker and if a coach sucks, they should be outed. And this is a fine place for it to be discussed, where many people can read the thread and decide if it's worth watching his vids.
Hopefully this thread continues and people can better decide if it is worth watching/paying for the vids.
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And if he is making money off of a coaching site, what can you do? You want to take his customers away and have them go somewhere else?
Seems fair if he is a terrible coach, and it seems maybe there is sufficient evidence to be wary.
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09-26-2009 , 04:21 AM
longbody there is another site called cardrunners. i'd suggest checking out some of mike schneider's videos or any of mine.

gl
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10-28-2009 , 11:45 AM
LOL doughnutz.

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Originally Posted by SizzzamBizzzowie
Oh doughnutz. What. You. Doin?????? I mean good god damm!!!!!!! Here he go playin super bad and **** in a slew of pots!!!!! I wonder if he wus makin a video to sell to ya'all fools when we was playin!!!!!! I hope so, cuz there be lots to learn here!!!!!! Heyyyyyy!!!! I aint played but 20 pots wit this fool and he already be ****in up a ton o spots!!!!!

Here go doughnutz playin super bad preflop.

Poker Stars $30/$60 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is BTN with Q K
MCJS raises, 2 folds, Hero 3-bets, doughnutz calls, 1 fold, MCJS calls

Flop: (10 SB) A T K (3 players)
doughnutz checks, MCJS checks, Hero bets, doughnutz calls, MCJS folds

Turn: (6 BB) Q (2 players)
doughnutz bets, Hero calls

River: (8 BB) K (2 players)
doughnutz bets, Hero raises, doughnutz calls

Final Pot: 12 BB
Hero shows Q K (a full house, Kings full of Queens)
doughnutz mucks J K
Hero wins 11.95 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

Damm boy what the hell you doin up in this pot????? Even Ed Miller know callin with hands like KJo ain't nuthin but truboooooool!!!!! He even wrote a book about that ****!!!! MAybe you need to read that mother****er!!!! You be callin' 2.5 bets up in this bitch with that hunk o ****!!!! And you outta position!!!! And that **** might get capped behind you!!!!! What the **** you think gonna happen when 2 fools already be tellin you they like they hands by raisin and reraisin that ****?!?!?! You aint gonna do nothin but get yo ass a silver medal and pay off like a littel bitch, jussss like you did!!!!! Heyyyyy!!!!! So damm dum!!!!!! If you think you got the besss hand you gotsa cap up on that **** preflop or get to steppin, fool!!!! Shoot!!!!! Thats juss preflop poker 101 ya'all, and you done failed that **** miserably!!!!! Don't ya'all mother****ers know that limit hold'em a preflop game?!?!?!?!?! It the only street you gotsa play every hand, so it be the most important, yo!!!!!!! You **** that one up, you aint gonna do nothin but get whooped up on, just like doughnutz did here!!!!!



Here go doughnutz playin super bad on the turn.

Poker Stars $30/$60 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is UTG with 6 6
Hero raises, doughnutz 3-bets, 1 fold, MCJS caps!, 2 folds, Hero calls, doughnutz calls

Flop: (13.5 SB) 4 7 9 (3 players)
Hero checks, doughnutz checks, MCJS bets, Hero calls, doughnutz calls

Turn: (8.25 BB) 7 (3 players)
Hero bets, doughnutz calls, MCJS calls

River: (11.25 BB) 2 (3 players)
Hero bets, doughnutz raises, MCJS folds, Hero calls

Final Pot: 15.25 BB
Hero mucks 6 6
doughnutz shows K K (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
doughnutz wins 15.2 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

How you gonna jusss call that turn when I be bettin' that ****????? You gonna let button call with AK and suck out on that ass in this big ol pot?!?!?!?!!? Why come you wanna let him do that ****????? You mad at your money or sumfin?!?!?!?! Or is you worried he gonna fold 2 jacks????? Please!!!!!! Dammm fool, he ain't folding that **** to your stupid ass!!!!!! He might even get to 3betting that **** cuz he know you so damm dummm!!!!! Instead of protectin you hand and raisin the turn, you got that **** backwart and raised the river instead!!!! Fool, you still get 3BB if you raise the turn and bet the river, but you get to protect yo ****, ya feel me?!?!?!?!!? And that button fool may even get to 3bettin them 2 jacks!!!!!! Damm!!!!! You done did two kings some major disrespeck up in this pot!!! They deserve to be treated better and ****!!!!!!! Heyyyyyy!!!!!!!



Here go doughnutz playing super bad on the turn again. He liked it so much the first time, he fixin to do it again!!!!!

Poker Stars $30/$60 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is SB with 3 A
4 folds, Hero raises, doughnutz calls

Flop: (4 SB) T A 5 (2 players)
Hero bets, doughnutz calls

Turn: (3 BB) 5 (2 players)
Hero bets, doughnutz raises, Hero calls

River: (7 BB) K (2 players)
Hero checks, doughnutz checks

Final Pot: 7 BB
Hero shows 3 A (two pair, Aces and Fives)
doughnutz mucks K 8
Hero wins 6.95 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

What you doin boy???? You raisin this **** as a bluff????? What you think gonna fold that beat you????? Aint no pair foldin!!!! The only thing that may get to steppin that you beat is better K-highs!!!!! And even that **** prolly aint foldin to a big ol spazzz like you in a blind war when you do sumfin that dont be makin a lick o sense like you did here!!!!!! Shooot!!!!!! How you aint know that ****???? That dammm river cost me 60, cuz you gotsa bluff that **** once you be raisin this turn!!!!! Hey, but now you made sumfin so you check that **** and pray you just sucked out on 66!!!!!! This hand just embarasssssssin for you, son!!!!!!!!

Here go doughnutz playin super bad on the river. I cant even believe the **** up in this bitch!!!!!

Poker Stars $30/$60 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Pre Flop: (1.5 SB) Hero is UTG with K A
Hero raises, doughnutz 3-bets, 4 folds, Hero caps!, doughnutz calls

Flop: (9.5 SB) 7 Q 5 (2 players)
Hero bets, doughnutz calls

Turn: (5.75 BB) J (2 players)
Hero bets, doughnutz calls

River: (7.75 BB) T (2 players)
Hero bets, doughnutz raises, Hero 3-bets, doughnutz calls

Final Pot: 13.75 BB
Hero shows K A (a straight, Ten to Ace)
doughnutz mucks T T
Hero wins 13.7 BB
(Rake: $3.00)

Boy what you be thinkin up in that head on this river????? You mite be able to make a river raise profitable here, but when you be payin off 3bets like a slot machine it aint profitable no more!!!!!! What the **** you I think got, fool?????? It sure look like you got AK here, so what, you think I turnin AA into a bluff on this river and 3bettin it hopin you foldn a rivered set????? You think I 3bettin QQ for value????? Ain't you got no sense at all boy???? Dammm!!!!! When you raise that river I thought we was chopin that **** for sure, or I was gettin only 2 bets cuz even you can't be that dumb to raise that **** without the nuts or a bluff like 66. But you paid **** off?!?!?!?!?! For real?!?!?!?!?! How much you cost for coachin??????
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