Love this forum, you guys crack me up lol. I swear they could make a reality show with some of the characters on here. Put y'all in a big azz house for a week, fill it with alcohol and cameras and you each get a room with a PC and poker-playing software for private matches. Everybody puts up $5k as their bankroll and you can only play against other people in the house. Can even have a live game going on in the common area whenever there's interest. You gotta play a certain amount of hours a day. Play til you go broke then you get kicked out. Final two play in a HU tourney for all the money, no deals.
The specifics probably need some tweaking but you get the gist lol. Would make for some quality entertainment!!