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01-14-2010 , 07:08 PM

#76

ironfalcon99

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 331

Germans found a new way to get back at the world.. slow roll all day!

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01-14-2010 , 07:47 PM

#77

cescfabregas

grinder

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 470

slowrolling isnt cool but the world cup of poker is just so lame anyway couldnt help but laugh.

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01-14-2010 , 08:07 PM

#78

KidsJH

grinder

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 418

I would've given my left arm for a K to spike on the river...

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01-14-2010 , 08:13 PM

#79

AnJo280

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,655

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Originally Posted by ironfalcon99

Germans found a new way to get back at the world.. slow roll all day!

get back for what?

edit:
Look how happy the german team captain discusses the hand afterwards(watch last 3 seconds of clip)

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01-14-2010 , 08:37 PM

#80

Zajebisty

adept

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 946

Is this a surprise to anyone? Are there any germans who are not douches?

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01-14-2010 , 08:38 PM

#81

IWEARGOGGLES

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,351

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01-14-2010 , 08:55 PM

#82

SvenM

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 350

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Originally Posted by Zajebisty

Is this a surprise to anyone? Are there any germans who are not douches?

No!

And all americans are warheads, all british have bad teeth and all africans have a 30 cm dingo!

New year, same old sht

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01-14-2010 , 09:42 PM

#83

isnogud

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 201

Hitler, Hasselhoff and now this douche!

Sometimes I would wish i´m french.

Oh, wait

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01-14-2010 , 09:42 PM

#84

completetilt

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 277

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Originally Posted by grchjo

ahahahahahah so funny the announcer:

"its so ******ed on so many levels"

Nick Wealthall is a legend anyway, but he nailed it SO hard on this commentary that he's now gold as far as I am concerned.

Another classic line at the end: "What do you mean 'epic'? It's as if you're just shortening pathetic to epic."

Also, I lifetilted when I heard the German in the crowd shout "One time" before the river. Surely he means one time out...

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01-14-2010 , 10:05 PM

#85

clownklauen

banned

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,409

the announcer was great

but you guys are the real ******s!!!
take a close look at the greenhorn and his instant timeout-call.
this is ***** no slowroll, and im really confident that noob doesnt even know what a slowroll is

he simply didnt want to be the guilty one for his team risking the whole stack.
while it is still "******ed on so many levels" (lold soooooo hard) take a ***** look at yourselves in this thread.
wannabepros, not even able to do a darn simple social read

pathetic thread filled with superficial redneckviews of germany.
no im not german.i hate them for real reasons not BS like that.

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01-14-2010 , 10:44 PM

#86

BartJ385

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,667

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Originally Posted by donkeykong2

ihr hurensöhne ich schneid euch den Kopf ab! verdammte kacknoobs!

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Originally Posted by Cosines11

translation please?

There is none. That's not German.

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01-14-2010 , 11:38 PM

#87

ab160

adept

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 940

Helmuth would have went beserko.

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01-15-2010 , 12:34 AM

#88

donjonnie

McSeafield Survivor

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 3,852

oh come on guys everybody wants to be like germany, ambitious but misunderstood.

this guy seems to be a douche though.

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01-15-2010 , 12:37 AM

#89

CRAI

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 235

Saying he was too noobish to stick it in there is pathetic.
They were laughing like kids when he came to his teammates and they were saying something like: "let's stall it more, to make it look like we are actually berating about the hand"
As a teammate I would get angry and would say he should rush back and call and apologize, none of them did even try to say "sorry" or anything like that. Instead they agree to "stall it a bit more"?

And I am not a random Germans hater, since I am from Germany myself.

What a pack of douches, it really pissed me off.

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01-15-2010 , 12:51 AM

#90

Aurelius

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 285

"you don't need to ask anyones advice, you have the best starting hand in holdem man!"

hahaha awesome

not a slow roll, just timing his call imo

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01-15-2010 , 12:57 AM

#91

khamenei

stranger

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 9

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Originally Posted by CRAI

Saying he was too noobish to stick it in there is pathetic.
They were laughing like kids when he came to his teammates and they were saying something like: "let's stall it more, to make it look like we are actually berating about the hand"
As a teammate I would get angry and would say he should rush back and call and apologize, none of them did even try to say "sorry" or anything like that. Instead they agree to "stall it a bit more"?

And I am not a random Germans hater, since I am from Germany myself.

What a pack of douches, it really pissed me off.

nobody said this , 1 of the team tought there a a few players behind , than he said: "now, its Never mind!,let go, otherwise we should stall it a bit more ."

the german käpten (leader) apologized right after the hand, he said at least 3 times

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01-15-2010 , 01:10 AM

#92

CRAI

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 235

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Originally Posted by khamenei

...than he said: "now, its Never mind!,let go, otherwise we should stall it a bit more ."...

It's really hard to understand for me bc of the commentators, but you seem right, sorry.

But still hate them.

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01-15-2010 , 01:34 AM

#93

khamenei

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Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 9

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Originally Posted by CRAI

It's really hard to understand for me bc of the commentators, but you seem right, sorry.

But still hate them.

right at the start of the timeout, the german leader said something like: wait , we should use also other topics /tactic,...

so "let's stall it more" was correct but to do something productive during this only timeout.

Hate who?

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01-15-2010 , 03:29 AM

#94

Jofeljoh!

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 231

Wow that was so dirty.

But I'm not surprised he was German, I don't want to generalize, but I've read on numerous blogs (I think Daniel Negreanu talked about it in his blog) and I think I've seen it on Cardplayer that when there was an EPT there, that in Germany the slowroll appears more often than anywhere else.

Pretty sure it was at least DN and I'm thinking which other pro talked about it as well.

http://pokerv.net-genie.co.uk/Poker-...cel_luske.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3jU05Z7AmE

Last edited by Jofeljoh!; 01-15-2010 at 03:40 AM.

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01-15-2010 , 04:07 AM

#95

srm80

adept

Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,182

Even worse than the slowroll itself is the use of the timeout just for the purpose of slowrolling. Now when Germany is faced with a tough all in decision, they will have no time out and will most likely get the clock called by a player with a good memory and some bitterness at heart

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01-15-2010 , 04:20 AM

#96

jimpo

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,406

There's just something wrong with the germans. I dunno why but I always feel like that when playing online. Other nationalities have different levels of ******ation but germans just somehow feel mean-spirited to me.

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01-15-2010 , 04:41 AM

#97

Greeson08

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 822

lol wtf germany

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01-15-2010 , 06:08 AM

#98

SvenM

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 350

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Originally Posted by clownklauen

hate them for real reasons not BS like that.

You should really hate "us" much more now anyway!
I´m confident that after the world cup, we claim back our title!

But i agree on your ******ed people comment.
We should open a thread for every nationality, so all you smart people can let the world know how smart you are.

Most redneck forums ever!