Why different poker games suck
02-17-2010
, 07:27 PM
Limit Holdem :
Bots
HU Limit Holdem :
More even better bots
HU NLHE:
Can't get a game if you are semidecent and bots are coming anyway
6max NLHE:
Nitfest
9-10max NLHE:
....
PLO 6max:
To easy to go -100BI in EV
HU PLO:
As above but 200BI
Rush Poker:
Playing 1$/2$ is kinda boring
SNG's:
People collude without even knowing it
DON's:
Pople collude knowing it but it's impossible to catch them/prove anything
MTT's:
You fold for 2hours. Then got it in with AA against random crap against a donk then you flip for the rest of the tourney against pushbots.
What to play these days
Bots
HU Limit Holdem :
More even better bots
HU NLHE:
Can't get a game if you are semidecent and bots are coming anyway
6max NLHE:
Nitfest
9-10max NLHE:
....
PLO 6max:
To easy to go -100BI in EV
HU PLO:
As above but 200BI
Rush Poker:
Playing 1$/2$ is kinda boring
SNG's:
People collude without even knowing it
DON's:
Pople collude knowing it but it's impossible to catch them/prove anything
MTT's:
You fold for 2hours. Then got it in with AA against random crap against a donk then you flip for the rest of the tourney against pushbots.
What to play these days
02-17-2010
, 07:35 PM
02-17-2010
, 10:25 PM
02-17-2010
, 11:08 PM
02-17-2010
, 11:37 PM
Quote:
Limit Holdem :
Bots
Donk calling all the way with bottom pair, improving on river and making me hate his guts, thus exposing my severe failure to master the psychological aspect of the game
HU Limit Holdem :
More even better bots
Manaics maniacs maniacs - sounds easy but they always (seem to) hit their hand and hit it even harder when you maniac back at them.
HU NLHE:
Can't get a game if you are semidecent and bots are coming anyway
Definitely can never get a game but when you can the players suck, at least at lower levels.
6max NLHE:
Nitfest
9-10max NLHE:
....Wouldn't this be more of a Nitfest?
PLO 6max:
To easy to go -100BI in EV
HU PLO:
As above but 200BI
Rush Poker:
Playing 1$/2$ is kinda boring
Oh God, all the rake I'm missing out on. F***ing f***. Please pokerstars come up with variation that will give us quick hands without multitabling. F***.
SNG's:
People collude without even knowing it
But they also play against their own best interests helping you out.
DON's:
Pople collude knowing it but it's impossible to catch them/prove anything
MTT's:
You fold for 2hours. Then got it in with AA against random crap against a donk then you flip for the rest of the tourney against pushbots.
I prefer to make a terrible push 2/3 of the way in and never suck-out on the caller who was just begging me to make that terrible push.
What to play these days
Bots
Donk calling all the way with bottom pair, improving on river and making me hate his guts, thus exposing my severe failure to master the psychological aspect of the game
HU Limit Holdem :
More even better bots
Manaics maniacs maniacs - sounds easy but they always (seem to) hit their hand and hit it even harder when you maniac back at them.
HU NLHE:
Can't get a game if you are semidecent and bots are coming anyway
Definitely can never get a game but when you can the players suck, at least at lower levels.
6max NLHE:
Nitfest
9-10max NLHE:
....Wouldn't this be more of a Nitfest?
PLO 6max:
To easy to go -100BI in EV
HU PLO:
As above but 200BI
Rush Poker:
Playing 1$/2$ is kinda boring
Oh God, all the rake I'm missing out on. F***ing f***. Please pokerstars come up with variation that will give us quick hands without multitabling. F***.
SNG's:
People collude without even knowing it
But they also play against their own best interests helping you out.
DON's:
Pople collude knowing it but it's impossible to catch them/prove anything
MTT's:
You fold for 2hours. Then got it in with AA against random crap against a donk then you flip for the rest of the tourney against pushbots.
I prefer to make a terrible push 2/3 of the way in and never suck-out on the caller who was just begging me to make that terrible push.
What to play these days
02-18-2010
, 01:30 PM
02-18-2010
, 01:57 PM
Quote:
Limit Holdem :
Bots
HU Limit Holdem :
More even better bots
HU NLHE:
Can't get a game if you are semidecent and bots are coming anyway
6max NLHE:
Nitfest
9-10max NLHE:
....
PLO 6max:
To easy to go -100BI in EV
HU PLO:
As above but 200BI
Rush Poker:
Playing 1$/2$ is kinda boring
SNG's:
People collude without even knowing it
DON's:
Pople collude knowing it but it's impossible to catch them/prove anything
MTT's:
You fold for 2hours. Then got it in with AA against random crap against a donk then you flip for the rest of the tourney against pushbots.
What to play these days
Bots
HU Limit Holdem :
More even better bots
HU NLHE:
Can't get a game if you are semidecent and bots are coming anyway
6max NLHE:
Nitfest
9-10max NLHE:
....
PLO 6max:
To easy to go -100BI in EV
HU PLO:
As above but 200BI
Rush Poker:
Playing 1$/2$ is kinda boring
SNG's:
People collude without even knowing it
DON's:
Pople collude knowing it but it's impossible to catch them/prove anything
MTT's:
You fold for 2hours. Then got it in with AA against random crap against a donk then you flip for the rest of the tourney against pushbots.
What to play these days
02-18-2010
, 02:26 PM
Damn, I intended the topic to be funny and hoped people would rant about various (preferably theirs) poker games. My sense of humor is not compatible with 2p2 anymore 
Amazing. You don't know anything about my results. NVG logic ?
Again, I didn't say anything about how I play and if I like online poker. How bad can you be at thinking ?
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"Different poker games" don't suck. It's u that suck at them.
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sounds like you dont like online poker, ive never sat with a bot in a casino, its sounds like your the nit, playing an mtt for 2 hours and only waiting for aces. doesnt a nit and a bot have similarities? yous basically saying that you are a bot, just not a good one
02-18-2010
, 10:16 PM