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10-21-2008 , 11:35 PM
BO doesn't neccesarily correspond to hygene. At my fist big tournament, 2.5 hours in, despite showering that morning and spending the day on my arse in an air conditioned room, I was ripe. I'm not particularly schveatty, otherwise I'd have probably had some backup deo. I ended up blinding off a few orbits when I made a run to Walgreens during a break. I attributed it to the pressure and the concentration exerted.
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10-22-2008 , 01:45 AM
I pity your kids.
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10-22-2008 , 01:54 AM
Why would you wash your hands after peeing if you didn't get anything on them? Is your man meat that dirty? Considering all the random dirty stuff my hands touch throughout the day, I'd venture to say my hands themselves are far more disgusting than my one-eyed night crawler in the turtle-neck sweater usually is.

And all these people who use the sanitary gel or whatever, doesn't that screw up your skin if you use it compulsively, like ruin the natural oils or whatever? I'm no botanist so I don't know the technical terms here. I recently read the stuff in antibacterial soap is not very water-soluble, so that crap stays on your hands for a very long time.

I'm all for washing my hands less so as to boost my body's natural defenses, unless there's something sticky or greasy on them (can't stand that).
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10-22-2008 , 01:58 AM
u stinky disgusting human

also r u one of those guys that rocks pokerstars and ftp gear without being paid to wear it?
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10-22-2008 , 02:30 AM
a dealer once told me he got a rash on his ding-a-ling because he didnt wash his hands BEFORE he took a squirt after being at a poker table. So now i scrub before and after i touch my johnson if i'm playing live.
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10-22-2008 , 03:36 AM
Seriously, the last 2 times I played at the Taj, I came down with some horrific virul flu illness afterwards. The first time, took me like 2 months to get rid of it. Like some mutating parasite that wouldn't leave my body. That poker room has to have the highest ratio of scummy poker players ever. And the establishment aint helping things with those disgusting, never been cleaned/replaced chips. The supposed white $1 chips are like brown.

But the games are so juicy.....I wish I couple multi table the Taj from my couch....
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10-22-2008 , 03:39 AM
Bad breath pwns body odor any day in my book, and at tri state there's plenty of bad breath to go around, I'm gonna start handing out breath mints when i join a table.
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10-22-2008 , 07:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Fulzgold
a dealer once told me he got a rash on his ding-a-ling because he didnt wash his hands BEFORE he took a squirt after being at a poker table.
LOL sick
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10-22-2008 , 07:39 AM
bad breath is disgusting at the table. i recently played against a chinese man siting to my left who clearly hadnt brushed his teeth for a week. to make matters worse, there was another chinese guy on my right, and between hands they would always talk to each other and i got the crosswind every time. so gross
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10-22-2008 , 08:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Quagmyer
bad breath is disgusting at the table. i recently played against a chinese man siting to my left who clearly hadnt brushed his teeth for a week. to make matters worse, there was another chinese guy on my right, and between hands they would always talk to each other and i got the crosswind every time. so gross


i lol'd pretty hard at crosswind. i know exactly what thats like.
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10-22-2008 , 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by El Kabong
u stinky disgusting human

also r u one of those guys that rocks pokerstars and ftp gear without being paid to wear it?
Made me LOL! People at work think I'm nuts.
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10-22-2008 , 04:22 PM
Knock on wood, but I have been playing live poker for 9 years and have not had any major issues with people smelling bad. A few times yes, but not a lot. And yes, I am always clean and smell nice wherever I go.
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10-22-2008 , 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Fulzgold
a dealer once told me he got a rash on his ding-a-ling because he didnt wash his hands BEFORE he took a squirt after being at a poker table. So now i scrub before and after i touch my johnson if i'm playing live.
Always always wash your hands before and after you use the bathroom at a casino!
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10-22-2008 , 07:32 PM
I've never been in a crosswind (LOL), but the BO just tilts me. And you'd think that our sense of smell should habituate after an hour or so.
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10-22-2008 , 07:43 PM
Well I was going to go play live at the BCPC, but now this thread is making me reconsider.
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10-22-2008 , 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by El Kabong
u stinky disgusting human

also r u one of those guys that rocks pokerstars and ftp gear without being paid to wear it?
I wore my PS hoodie the other day. It's really nice.
Of course, I wasn't at a casino...
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10-23-2008 , 01:00 PM
I agree that bad body odor at the is disgusting. On a side note, my stomach occasionally makes loud gurgling noises while at the poker table. Absolutely no smells are associated with this noise, but I am still very embarrassed about it. Out of respect for my tablemates should I just pack up the chips and head home every time this happens?
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10-23-2008 , 02:12 PM
you guys are insane, I never play live poker without my surgical mask, keeps out the germs and conceals my tells
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10-23-2008 , 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by salesbeast
it dawned on me how disgusting so many are in the live game.
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Originally Posted by coinflipper
I rarely go to the casino for just this reason, i may be a bit of a snob and i dont care but i cannot stand 99.9999999999999% of the people
Children! Get over yourselves. I fart in your face...

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Originally Posted by Bombo
I try not to shower for at least a couple days before playing live events because it gives me a clear advantage. I see players at my table plugging their noses and the stench puts them on tilt. Many times they start playing like donks just so they can bust out and get away from me. I have been verbally abused countless times and even assaulted for using this tactic but I play for a living and I'll do anything if I think it will give me an edge to help me win.

Love da new guy!^^^
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10-23-2008 , 07:04 PM
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Seriously. Try it now, thank me later...
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10-23-2008 , 07:07 PM
I dont think making fun of my family is that funny. Can someone lock this thread please.
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10-23-2008 , 07:09 PM
Since when did this website allow behavior like this towards innocent kids?
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10-23-2008 , 07:09 PM
me stinking when i play live poker is 50 50, sometimes i do sometimes i don't
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10-23-2008 , 07:13 PM
Mods?
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10-23-2008 , 07:21 PM
Really now. Take this **** down. I would think that making fun of peoples kids is crossing the line around here.
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