limon's schtick has jumped the shark. C-

Cute attention whoring

The link to his twitch feed, or whatever it is called, is still there too. How is that not blatant spamming?

The link to his twitch feed, or whatever it is called, is still there too. How is that not blatant spamming?




Mom's basement is not new stuff. Don't give him an A for decade old material. Or, if you added that, then I don't think you're up to date enough to be allowed to grade.





Also:

1. If you actually think this is true; and

2. You actually care,

then

you should try to put it in a moron friendly form. Obviously. Who cares if those with half a brain get it? You need everyone to get it; or at least everyone important, but if you can't get everyone important directly, then it has to be through the masses.

So, basically, you're being an idiot by purposely not getting your message across to as many people as possible. Or you don't actually care about the message.

One or the other.

THREAD GRADE POLICE EVERYONE! MAKE SURE YOU'RE QUALIFIED TO RATE INTERNET THREADS

Well you pissed off some folks and made some others laugh. I think you would consider that a good outcome. Don't stop please.

I thought my mom's basement reply obviously had the joke aspect also.


You don't like my critique?

I apologize and will re-examine the post.

So he says that he thinks it is funny imagining people reading the original thread while being in their mother's basement? Whoaa. That is shocking and crazy stuff that obviously must be true. Imagining someone in a basement. I have never once seen someone say that before. It had to be an excellent post.

If all the moronic suggestions in the endless stream of "wtf pokerstars?!" and "we need new poker boom" threads are real then this post is a level but if they are a level than this post is a reverse level...clear things up?

Limon is triple range merging his levels

AWWW poor dear, you seem a little upset. Maybe you should take a break from limon's threads for awhile, it appears they make you really sad.

it's called 4/10 Amaya now, dude.

Thanks. I think I'll be able to manage.

When twitch shows the liveatthebike replays and you are posting in the chat, are you sitting in a live game?

I realize that this is a troll thread but I don't want to bump any of the other nonsense to the top of the forum so maybe people can help me wrap my head around this.
In real money rake-back how much is this actually effecting the players that are crying about it?
If you are mass-multi tabling $5-10 tables and above, how much are you personally losing by your VPPs?
How much are you actually losing by having your VIP rewards capped at 45% for 2016 and 30% after?

I'm so confused because I can't imagine that this forum is populated by PokerStars millionaires that are getting bent over the barrel with these changes...and if you are already PokerStars millionaires why are you even worried about this ****?

Also... "StarsCoins"

EDIT: ??????? how much is anyone on this forum actually losing? Is everyone on here a millionaire losing hundreds of thousands of dollars in equity and i'm just an ignorant U.S. pleb or what?

The biggest problem with online games is that they don't force their customers to dress up to the higher standards of Brick and Mortar Poker (henceforth known as REAL POKER). I mean, c'mon, I don't want to be playing some scrub sitting behind the comfort of his computer screen with nothing but a pair of boxers on. Have some respect and class, like they do in REAL POKER.

My other major gripe is the cashout situation. I play REAL POKER and they cash me out instantly, on demand at their cage. Real American Dollars. Yet it can take 1-2 business days (maybe a week on US facing sites!) to get my money. I think it would be best if all the online poker rooms shut down until they figure out how to pay me on demand like REAL POKER does.

There's a lot of other stuff that bothers me too. Smaller things, like online poker being rigged. But I won't bore you with that stuff. Lets see if the online poker companies can fix my first two demands first and start to raise themselves to the high standard that brick and mortar casinos provide. Only then can they start to call themselves REAL POKER.

I'm a regular at the Haileah Park Casino and Miami.

Terrible OP, like a modern Adam Sandler movie

Very good post

unlikely.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. Mr Limon I dig your style sir!

this isn't funny

Some people have the attention span necessary to judge if something is funny by maintaining the entire context of a essay/paragraph, the tone in which it was written, and the overall wittiness of the article.

Maybe if he condensed it down to a picture with a silly headliner over the top, it would be funny for you.

I think this is probably more your style for sure

there is a surprising number of people with an aggressive curly hair fetish. men and women.

Real ****: a year or so ago, one of my bartenders comes down to the office and tells me to come up and check out this guys hair. Guess who it was

I rate this as a 9.5/10..... pure gold.... please continue....

Well if multi tablers are break even players the VPP equate to measurable profit that they are guaranteed to make so if vpp comes out to $800 a month players have budgeted that income into their expenses, so no matter what kind of month they're having they are relying on at least earning RB,essentially RB represents a part time job that guarntees earnings, till now