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09-06-2007 , 06:25 PM
Nice. Now you can frame it, hang it on your wall at the entrance of your mansion, and immediately score "hitman points" when a girl enters it. It also gives you instant "hitman suave lines" to use, like:

"Hey babe, I'll make you flush with my big pair"
"I met Patrik Antonius, he touched my hand once. Feel it."
"If you play your cards right, it could get you the nuts."
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09-06-2007 , 06:29 PM
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p.s, who is Townsend?
ABBA
He is the Dancing Queen, and also quite the Supertramp.
Aba's greatest hit
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09-06-2007 , 08:10 PM
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I'm still waiting for the Grimstarr cover.
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09-06-2007 , 08:15 PM
ze,

awesome.

aba,

you look like chad curtis
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09-06-2007 , 08:35 PM
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I'm still waiting for the Grimstarr cover.

LOLOLOL

A++++++ sir.
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09-06-2007 , 08:40 PM
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I'm still waiting for the Grimstarr cover.


LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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09-06-2007 , 08:50 PM
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I'm still waiting for the Grimstarr cover.

nice work sir
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09-06-2007 , 09:00 PM
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if he wasnt on a billion dollar downswong maybe he can get some decent clothes?
FYP
i think the whole swongs thing is hilarious ...esp from the high stakes showdown thing...but this has to be the most ******ed FYP ive seen in a while
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09-06-2007 , 09:01 PM
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Jimm needs reassurance that he writes well, since it is clearly his only marketable skill. Now everyone stop talking about aba in this thread and fawn over jimm's writing skills
He does?
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09-06-2007 , 09:07 PM
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I'm still waiting for the Grimstarr cover.

nice work sir
Best ever!
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09-06-2007 , 09:41 PM
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CardPlayer should hire me to do the interviews instead.
Yeah they should have someone trawling the internet poker forums looking for writing talent...or maybe you could get off your ass and apply for a job?
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09-06-2007 , 09:47 PM
I think that Brian would agree that Craig, who wrote the article is a great guy and works very hard to do a good job.

For those of you who thought it was not well written, maybe email him so he can hear your suggestions.

What Brian does that impresses me the most, is the fact he is willing to move down and work on his game. I would say almost all of the top pros would never ever think of moving down and playing smaller limits. Can you see David Benyamine playing 25-50 PLO or NL?

I liked the article fwiw.
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09-06-2007 , 10:30 PM
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I'm still waiting for the Grimstarr cover.

LOLOLOL

A++++++ sir.
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09-07-2007 , 12:42 AM
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I think that Brian would agree that Craig, who wrote the article is a great guy and works very hard to do a good job.

For those of you who thought it was not well written, maybe email him so he can hear your suggestions.

What Brian does that impresses me the most, is the fact he is willing to move down and work on his game. I would say almost all of the top pros would never ever think of moving down and playing smaller limits. Can you see David Benyamine playing 25-50 PLO or NL?

I liked the article fwiw.

I didn't think it was badly written, fwiw. Maybe the conclusion is a little over-heated and the Cardrunners plugs begin to grate, but the rest is just fine. Good, even.
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09-07-2007 , 02:05 AM
Congratulations, Brian. I'm proud to be able to say that I know you.
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09-07-2007 , 12:53 PM
the author wont be winning a pulitzer for the article but i still liked it.
kudos to brian for being smart enough to put money away for retirement.
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09-08-2007 , 05:02 AM
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Congratulations, Brian. I'm proud to be able to say that I want to have babies with you.
fyp
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09-08-2007 , 08:08 PM
I have absolutly nothing to add to this thread, I just wanted to see if my title changed when I got to 200 posts.

It did!!!............wooohooooooo
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09-08-2007 , 09:29 PM
He looks like a skinny version of Moneymaker..
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09-08-2007 , 09:38 PM
<3 aba
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09-14-2007 , 10:06 PM
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09-14-2007 , 11:20 PM
when r u sked for Oprah?
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09-15-2007 , 02:38 AM
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Cardplayer clearly missed the easy headline here:

A B.A. In High Stakes Poker
A+
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