Among the banal, some rail chat is inspired. Pretty much every day something is said that is LOL funny. Beggar baiting, stupid arguments, witty replies. Lets put some here. Here's a couple to get started:


rollo5 (Observer): blind I'd send you
money but I'm still mad about Germany
bombing pearl harbor.... that wasn't nice
kapy7 (Observer): germany didnt bomb
kapy7 (Observer): japan did
rollo5 (Observer): i've said this alot before
so stop me if you've heard it.... Fulltilt has a
problem with their random card generator
because of the fact that the board pairs
almost every single hand
rollo5 (Observer): nope it was germany
kapy7 (Observer): japan
bngabor (Observer): lol@rng problem
rollo5 (Observer): germany
kapy7 (Observer): read
kapy7 (Observer): japan
MaxHead (Observer): IT WAS JAPAN


raharley1987x (Observer): you know teh
average FTP beggar can make more an
hour than a delhi beggar makes in a week
SNAPSALOTA (Observer): i dont like
grinding the tables
SNAPSALOTA (Observer): imma switch to
beg grinding
raharley1987x (Observer): beggarments
Simex (Observer): lol @ beg grinding
raharley1987x (Observer): lol high stakes
beggars
meiou88 (Observer): beggardb.com
SNAPSALOTA (Observer): imma make a
rival tv show on the GSN network
SNAPSALOTA (Observer): "high stakes
begging"
dope75 (Observer): HSB
plippywild (Observer): beggar after dark


bring on the gold..............

SHARKS WITH LASERS

convos actually pretty good

0 for 2 thus far

wittiest rail banter ive ever seen

At the start of a tourney I had this convo

Dick - "GL everyone"
Me - "I hope you die!!"

Kind of wish I didn't say it now lol

kalant: play gay
Trammac: omg
Trammac: look at that thing over there
Trammac: i think its a trail
Trammac: hey...why dont u go take a hike
on it!
kalant: paly
Trammac: go on little fella! take a hike!
kalant: play gay
kalant: fear???
Trammac: ty for the money
kalant: gay
kalant: momlesbo
kalant: you know?
Trammac: use ur trail now
Trammac: go on

bankwire > atm > tittays

Not saved but I remember it clear as day.

opponent: raising pre with that junk?
me: ya atleast im not as bad as you
me: you may be the worst ugliest player OF ALL TIME
opponent:thats my husband your calling ugly
me: your a women?
opponent: yes
me: why the **** is the computer in the kitchen

I know, I know sexist but
1) I was on tilt
2) I thought I was pretty funy

^^ Okay, that one was pretty ****ing funny. A+.

Too late, axe in car!

Heh tupelo. Meh for a while I was cutting and pasting funny s*** that goes on in the chat box into a text file...then hard drive failed so lost it all. dont suppose anyone else this anal about it.....

LOL!

The ones with "englishno" in it were priceless.

somehow the constant 'RIP Doyle' chat in the nosebleeds makes me laugh. but in a kinda this is so stupid way. then you get 15 other railtards saying 'OMG REALLLIIII????'

winner/

hahahhahha

I saw a horrible exchange once.

I'm gonna ***k you mum
My mums dead
Well I'll dig her up

after a long day of suckouts and bubbling mtts i decided to get drunk and terrorize some 10c/25c. i woke up w/a hangover, +$13, and this email from stars.. Hello tfitzge3,

We are writing to warn you that your chat on 2010/06/03 violates PokerStars policy. Please be advised that repeated violations will result in the suspension of your chat privilege.

The use of vulgarity when addressing another player is not allowed.

When asterisks are seen during chatting, it is a warning that what is being put into the chatbox is not allowed. Using spaces or other characters, or otherwise defeating the censor is a violation of the Card Room Rules.


Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone can feel comfortable. Abuse and other disruptions to the games takes away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be tolerated.

We thank you for your cooperation.


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The following chat was observed
im gnna cream all over ur face b.itch

[ ] rail chat exchanges...

awesome

sorry about that.. didnt think it was so bad at the time..

Full Tilt Poker $7,500 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t25/t50 Blinds - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: t1435 M = 19.13
SB: t1435 M = 19.13
BB: t4995 M = 66.60
UTG: t1700 M = 22.67
UTG+1: t3165 M = 42.20
UTG+2: t1560 M = 20.80
MP1: t2880 M = 38.40
Hero (MP2): t4670 M = 62.27
CO: t2920 M = 38.93

Pre Flop: (t75) Hero is MP2 with 3 T
2 folds, UTG+2 raises to t150, 2 folds, CO calls t150, 2 folds, BB calls t100

Flop: (t475) 4 J 5 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG+2 bets t300, CO calls t300, BB folds

Turn: (t1075) 9 (2 players)
UTG+2 bets t1110 all in, CO calls t1110

River: (t3295) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t3295
UTG+2 shows 8 A (Ace Jack high)
CO shows 9 T (a pair of Nines)
CO wins t3295


Fausch11 (Observer): nice call !%#&ing &&%%&%!
Fausch11 (Observer): go and #$%% your mother

I had a similar back and forth except my last line was "I f*cked her to death".

A+

I need to remember that one

This guy freaked out on my friend after my friend sucked out on him. I can't really remember what the guy said but my friend forwarded the email from stars to me. So here it is:

Hello ParkerOL55,

We are writing to warn you that your chat on 2009/08/05 violates PokerStars policy. Please be advised that repeated violations will result in the suspension of your chat privilege.

The use of vulgarity when addressing another player is not allowed.

When asterisks are seen during chatting, it is a warning that what is being put into the chatbox is not allowed. Using spaces or other characters, or otherwise defeating the censor is a violation of the Card Room Rules.


Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone can feel comfortable. *Abuse and other disruptions to the games takes away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be tolerated.

We thank you for your cooperation.


Regards,

PokerStars Chat Moderation Team


The following chat was observed
ok how about this, we're gonna go on a game show called chill the fu ck out. you're our first contestant! come on dowwnnnn
if you dangle your balls in my throat i'm probably just gonna drink your pee
you won't think i'm gay when i wear your skin around my house and jack my weiner...oh wait...you probably will.
ahh man i wish you weren't you were turning me on.