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This guy freaked out on my friend after my friend sucked out on him. I can't really remember what the guy said but my friend forwarded the email from stars to me. So here it is:

Hello ParkerOL55,

We are writing to warn you that your chat on 2009/08/05 violates PokerStars policy. Please be advised that repeated violations will result in the suspension of your chat privilege.

The use of vulgarity when addressing another player is not allowed.

When asterisks are seen during chatting, it is a warning that what is being put into the chatbox is not allowed. Using spaces or other characters, or otherwise defeating the censor is a violation of the Card Room Rules.

Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone can feel comfortable. *Abuse and other disruptions to the games takes away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be tolerated.

We thank you for your cooperation.

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PokerStars Chat Moderation Team

The following chat was observed
ok how about this, we're gonna go on a game show called chill the fu ck out. you're our first contestant! come on dowwnnnn
if you dangle your balls in my throat i'm probably just gonna drink your pee
you won't think i'm gay when i wear your skin around my house and jack my weiner...oh wait...you probably will.
ahh man i wish you weren't you were turning me on.

lol A+

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06-27-2010 , 06:13 PM

#27

ImportTax

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,379

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Originally Posted by isapistola

I had a similar back and forth except my last line was "I f*cked her to death".

That one was actually pretty funny but don't think I can use it in case the persons mom is actually dead

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06-28-2010 , 12:29 AM

#28

medonkyou

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,206

this thread is super lame. especially the OP. No offense or anything i'm just severely disappointed.

I will be calling each one of your mothers.

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06-28-2010 , 06:27 AM

#29

remski

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 1,317

there are two high stakes ftp railers who are autistic.

SUPERSYSTEM only cares about robert varkonyi, and
Tarpy only discusses women's feet.

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06-28-2010 , 07:32 AM

#30

mrrpb

banned

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 3,592

These are all terrible. Wtf.

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06-28-2010 , 09:06 AM

#31

two2brains

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,636

nanonoko: raises $8 to $12
uk_djerba: folds
mugsyjets: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [7c Qs 2h]
mugsyjets: bets $20
nanonoko: raises $506.25 to $526.25 and is all-in
mugsyjets said, "u beat AQ?"
mugsyjets said, "wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
mugsyjets: calls $409 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [7c Qs 2h] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [7c Qs 2h 6c] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mugsyjets: shows [As Qc] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
nanonoko: shows [5c Jc] (a flush, Ace high)
nanonoko collected $882 from pot

mugsyjets: what a fcuking joke
mugsyjets: stupid fcuking moron
mugsyjets: youre a fcuking stupid kunt, fish
mugsyjets: runner runner flush
mugsyjets: fcuk you kunt
mugsyjets: speak up dikhead
Mooshoo: he's repping the jackson five
Mooshoo: don't hate
mugsyjets: stupid fcuking ****
mugsyjets: god damn slope
mugsyjets: fcuking jokerstars rewards morons like you is whats funny
mugsyjets: say something you gutless poussy
nanonoko: hello sir
mugsyjets: your play was so obvious you hAD nothing
micutu17: i would love to punch in the mouth whoever built the system
micutu17: def a sick *******
micutu17: always rewards fish
nanonoko: fishes call
nanonoko: hence you are the fish and i'm not
mugsyjets: fishes call???????????? thats what u say?
mugsyjets: i had you KILLED u fcuking moron
nanonoko: don't you know fishes love to call?
mugsyjets: it was an obvious steal with that overbet and now u are criticizing my play?????????????
mugsyjets: youre a fcuking joke
nanonoko: the say the best players are the ones who puts a man to a decision for all of his chips
mugsyjets: LMAO
mugsyjets: you must be another stupid fcuking asian
micutu17: lol
mugsyjets: u did and i read you perfectly
mugsyjets: fcuking donk
nanonoko: BTW
nanonoko: i am NANONOKO

Dealer: mugsyjets has a pair of Kings
Dealer: nanonoko has a pair of Aces
Dealer: Game #15889845865: nanonoko wins pot ($199) with a pair of Aces

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06-28-2010 , 09:11 AM

#32

two2brains

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 2,636

yurmomkunt: You know what bud Im gonna take you down

yurmomkunt: listen you little azz pirate pillow biter stop goofing off and play

yurmomkunt: ignorant little bastard

englishno: sorry?

yurmomkunt: why are you stalling and slowing the game down f.ag?

englishno: feg? me? say it to me

yurmomkunt: what..I did you cum guzzler

englishno: say more please

yurmomkunt: ok...just speed it up

englishno: I play slow like *** mom

yurmomkunt: uhhh u f*** ur mom???? nice..

englishno: wattt??? I dont do.y say that

yurmomkunt: ok man shut it cause i dont even know what ur saying

englishno: bomb

yurmomkunt: huh?

englishno: ur house twin tower. godbye to children tonight

yurmomkunt: wtf.....

yurmomkunt: wait...haha u gonna blow my house up like the twin tower?

englishno: us tupid? course I mean.

englishno: stupid merican I AM HITLER HEIL

yurmomkunt: all I said was for you to speed it up so f*** man stop being a p ussy

yurmomkunt: f**** sake

allintoday: LMAO

gilly93: lol you guys are fkd

allintoday: lol@bomb

englishno: keep up

englishno: I break bank

yurmomkunt: you did...moron shut up before I elbow drop your eyes out

englishno: rite goodbye letter to fe,mily

yurmomkunt: lol idiot

allintoday: LOL

englishno: was 911 funy hapen to urs tonight cucksocker

yurmomkunt: hey what place did you finish in the spelling "B"

yurmomkunt: a ss f***er

englishno: no need to spell when i have bombs for u tonight

englishno: i am tired of u mouth

yurmomkunt: I am tired of your awful spelling you stupid idiot

yurmomkunt: push the fold button dumb a**

englishno: so sory i am bulding bomb. busy day now

yurmomkunt: right your gonna bomb me I forgot

englishno: LISTON DEATH IS FOR YOU I BEAT YOUR WIFE OK

englishno: sorry rudeness

yurmomkunt: lol u better be pussssssssssssssy

englishno: bak to building i go son of bytch

englishno: not so funy when i put bomb and haha at u run with zero legs no arms ...i try to high five u ok?

yurmomkunt: hahaha

englishno: may be aftir you help me rebild house. o no i forget u have no arm haha...GOODBYE YURMOMKUNT

englishno: c u in casineo trying to play poker with zero arms maybe i bytch slap you MOUTH

yurmomkunt: lol least youre funny

englishno: yes funny funny as you when u see wife fly by you with bomb in her ass

yurmomkunt: lol...........seriously you piece of dirt speed it up

englishno: maybe when im done fating you

he just went on to stall than left after awhile leaving this

englishno: BOOOOOOM omg nice house flying in air