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10-27-2011 , 11:51 PM
Nutsqueezer. Sarcastic - a guy who squeezes preflop and gets bailed out by the deck by drawing to the nuts (or close). In the same family as "luckbox".
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10-27-2011 , 11:59 PM
K9 = woof woof (extra points if they are both clubs... dog paws)

K5 = K fed (named after kevin federline... **** hand, **** rapper)

J5 = famous jackson 5 after nano

T3 = walkie talkie
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10-28-2011 , 01:50 AM
^^^ ^^^

It's not 2005 anymore, bro.

And I think you meant "T-4"
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10-28-2011 , 02:29 AM
I was scrolling through thread and spit out my dr. pepper when I read the 'top air' post.
very nice indeed
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10-28-2011 , 02:34 AM
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Originally Posted by luckofficial
LOL im gonna use "top air"

fulltilted : Someone who is tilted because of being cheated
I knew a guy who got fulltilted. He hit the bad beat jackpot and got followed home where he got robbed for his whole roll.
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10-28-2011 , 02:35 AM
Spewgasm -

A degenerate rush/high of spewing off your chips (when you should be playing patiently), akin to masterbation (where you should be looking to get laid); leaving you feel lousy and full of regret.
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10-29-2011 , 06:22 AM
i normally play a weekly low stakes PLO homegame with a few buddies just for fun while we drink and trash talk each other. a while ago a friend of mine coined the term
'rainbow-wrap' which has now become an official poker term within the circle! basically as you might have guessed its when you flop a decent wrap draw on a rainbow flop..
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10-29-2011 , 06:54 AM
The butt flush draw
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10-29-2011 , 10:19 AM
a royal set

QQQ
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10-31-2011 , 01:02 AM
If you whiff the flop you have a runner runner 2 pair draw
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10-31-2011 , 01:17 AM
"Chipstack Yo-Yo"

My term for the reckless.
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10-31-2011 , 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by 1outter
^^^ ^^^

It's not 2005 anymore, bro.

And I think you meant "T-4"
T4 - over and out
A2 in hi/lo or lowball games - the Lindsey Lohand
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10-31-2011 , 02:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Blizzuff
The first one off the top of my head that me and my friends use:

Goldfish Bet: When someone bets, gets raised, and then leads the next street for no apparent reason. It's usually done by really bad players who just lead small anytime they have any piece of anything. It also happens in Stud games where people feel the need to fire anytime they're first to act, and keep doing it even when they continue to get raised. The phrase comes from the idea that it's as if they have the "memory of a goldfish" and forgot that you raised them the previous street.

Every once in awhile you'll see the illusive triple barrel goldfish min-bet in NLHE, which is the most amazing thing ever.
I've always referred to this as a 're-donk'
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10-31-2011 , 03:18 AM
"Cutting" is when you float on the flop out of position, especially in 4-bet pots w/ effective stacks = or > 50 bbs.
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10-31-2011 , 03:23 AM
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Originally Posted by gfleece
Heard someone refer to 44 as the Obama as he is the 44th prez. I think it's perfect. Pocket fours show some promise but rarely get the job done.
win
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10-31-2011 , 03:37 AM
All these ideas for a poker term in honor of FTP... maybe being "Full Tilted" is when you lose to someone holding a king-rag hand.

After all, like that company, you were owned by a big man and a little sh*t.

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10-31-2011 , 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Blizzuff
The first one off the top of my head that me and my friends use:

Goldfish Bet: When someone bets, gets raised, and then leads the next street for no apparent reason. It's usually done by really bad players who just lead small anytime they have any piece of anything. It also happens in Stud games where people feel the need to fire anytime they're first to act, and keep doing it even when they continue to get raised. The phrase comes from the idea that it's as if they have the "memory of a goldfish" and forgot that you raised them the previous street.

Every once in awhile you'll see the illusive triple barrel goldfish min-bet in NLHE, which is the most amazing thing ever.
I just used this one yesterday without even realizing it.
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10-31-2011 , 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by thirty___three
Noah's Ark

When you have a pocket pair and the board double pairs.
2 of everything = Noah's Ark.
I came up with this one on a drunken evening in AC.

This needs more love imo
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10-31-2011 , 10:54 AM
Gonna start calling K9 Crimedogg from now on, cheers.
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10-31-2011 , 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by gfleece
Heard someone refer to 44 as the Obama as he is the 44th prez. I think it's perfect. Pocket fours show some promise but rarely get the job done.
His name was probably Lon Mcheron.
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10-31-2011 , 11:35 AM
K9 id Michael Vick
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10-31-2011 , 01:52 PM
"It's better to give than it is to receive" after bad beating someone for their stack.
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10-31-2011 , 01:53 PM
"Pnguyened" pronounced "pwinned" similar to "pwned" but specifically refers to getting crushed by inebriated Vietnemese poker pro. See also "Scottied".

Side effects include irrational desire to achieve unhealthy body fat level.
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10-31-2011 , 09:09 PM
If g-bucks are the theoretical dollars "won" by your range against a villain's hand, wee-bucks must be the theoretical dollars "won" by Antonio Esfandiari whenever Phil Laak loses a hand.
Weeeeeeeee!
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10-31-2011 , 09:38 PM
instead of "one time!" ...

EVERY TIME.
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