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01-02-2009 , 04:23 AM
Years ago in the old Ceasar's poker room they were playing Deuce to Seven. Biggest pot of the night, now heads up between an elderly man and a young guy. Raise, reraise, reraise...they get it all in.

Dealer calls for showdown, kid turns up 7-6 smooth... Old man has a stroke, falls forward over his hand and is dead. Security comes, they call an ambulance to take the dead guy away.

The attention turns back to the game. Dealer calls for the Floor and asks, "What happens now, should I turn his hand up?" Floor thinks for a minute and says, "No, muck his hand and push the pot, if the player is dead, the hand is dead."
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01-02-2009 , 06:54 AM
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Years ago in the old Ceasar's poker room they were playing Deuce to Seven. Biggest pot of the night, now heads up between an elderly man and a young guy. Raise, reraise, reraise...they get it all in.

Dealer calls for showdown, kid turns up 7-6 smooth... Old man has a stroke, falls forward over his hand and is dead. Security comes, they call an ambulance to take the dead guy away.

The attention turns back to the game. Dealer calls for the Floor and asks, "What happens now, should I turn his hand up?" Floor thinks for a minute and says, "No, muck his hand and push the pot, if the player is dead, the hand is dead."
best post ever!!!

cracked me up

Last edited by gregorio; 01-02-2009 at 07:50 AM.
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01-02-2009 , 06:59 AM
I can't beat the stories but I do remember the most bizzare hand I ever saw.

It's a deep & pretty lively $1/$2 NL game and the button makes a standard raise pre-flop. There are two callers, someone in middle position and the BB. Now the BB is some tourist and an absolute rock. He has only bet with the (almost) nuts all night and checked everything else but he has built his stack up from around $300 to $1300 in about six or seven hours without losing a hand.

The flop comes T-J-5 with some flush draw. Check, check, btn makes a continuation bet. Only BB calls. Turn is another T, check, check. River is another 5 also putting the flush on board.

Now there is about $150 in the pot by this stage, BB checks and the Button bets $100. BB then min-raises to $200, the button does not look happy about this and goes into the tank. From what I could tell it doesn't look to be a dwell-up, he looks genuinely uncomfortable. I'm thinking he'll make a tough pass or maybe a crying call. Over a minute passes and I'm about to call a clock when the button announces all-in, he has the the remaining $1000 and change the BB has left covered.

Considering how the tourist has been playing, to say I and the rest of the table were not expecting this is an understatement. My instant thought was I've obviously misread his act on the river, he's got T-J or Jacks full at a minimum. Anyway the BB seems unmoved, he looks at his hand, looks at the board and after several seconds he announces "call".

He shows K-Qo for King high.

The button looking as confused as I feel, turns over his A-5 for the low house. Tourist gets up, takes his jacket and walks away without saying a word. The whole table including the dealer just look at each other and go WTF was that? The old timer sitting next to me said he'd been playing for over 35 years and couldn't remember a hand like it.

To this day I still can't work out the logic behind the hero call.
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01-02-2009 , 08:02 AM
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01-02-2009 , 11:56 AM
I was at fallsview casino and saw some asian dude doing his university homework at the table.

-deuce
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01-02-2009 , 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by HikkiZ
I can't beat the stories but I do remember the most bizzare hand I ever saw.

It's a deep & pretty lively $1/$2 NL game and the button makes a standard raise pre-flop. There are two callers, someone in middle position and the BB. Now the BB is some tourist and an absolute rock. He has only bet with the (almost) nuts all night and checked everything else but he has built his stack up from around $300 to $1300 in about six or seven hours without losing a hand.

The flop comes T-J-5 with some flush draw. Check, check, btn makes a continuation bet. Only BB calls. Turn is another T, check, check. River is another 5 also putting the flush on board.

Now there is about $150 in the pot by this stage, BB checks and the Button bets $100. BB then min-raises to $200, the button does not look happy about this and goes into the tank. From what I could tell it doesn't look to be a dwell-up, he looks genuinely uncomfortable. I'm thinking he'll make a tough pass or maybe a crying call. Over a minute passes and I'm about to call a clock when the button announces all-in, he has the the remaining $1000 and change the BB has left covered.

Considering how the tourist has been playing, to say I and the rest of the table were not expecting this is an understatement. My instant thought was I've obviously misread his act on the river, he's got T-J or Jacks full at a minimum. Anyway the BB seems unmoved, he looks at his hand, looks at the board and after several seconds he announces "call".

He shows K-Qo for King high.

The button looking as confused as I feel, turns over his A-5 for the low house. Tourist gets up, takes his jacket and walks away without saying a word. The whole table including the dealer just look at each other and go WTF was that? The old timer sitting next to me said he'd been playing for over 35 years and couldn't remember a hand like it.

To this day I still can't work out the logic behind the hero call.
I think it's pretty obv he misread the board and thought he had the straight, and prob didn't realize the board double paired. Def strange, but seen some pretty stupid stuff in live games.
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01-02-2009 , 12:41 PM
A+ thread imo.

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01-02-2009 , 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Pcallinallin
Do epileptics react to flashing lights? Is this a rumor or will flashing lights actually cause a seizure? If so, i might avoid places like casino's where slot machines are surrounding me.

There are no slot machine's in this particular poker room for what that is worth.

Also as a non epileptic I would probably go lay down and take it easy after a bout like that rather than continue in donkament with less than a $50 buy in. I will give the guy credit for being a trooper. I will also admit that i am kind of a puss and would prob need someone to drive the 20 minutes back to my house so I could lay down.

Also I have played with this guy since then and he's definitely a decent poker player. I would even say it was +ev for him to come back and finish playing.
U do know that everyone is epileptic and it just takes different amounts for people to have a fit. Often no sleep for 3 days while concentrating (eg. driving)will do the job.

Also clear winner hockey player story!
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01-02-2009 , 03:52 PM
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Also clear winner hockey player story!
Why do I have a feeling the hockey player in question is Gino Odjick.
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01-02-2009 , 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by willie
2 from the borg

-a guy proclaimed on the river before he called that if his kings were cracked he was going to eat them. They were, he did. He was given a temp ban

-a friend of mine had an awful day at the borg. Ran deep in a tourney and got snapped off. Kept getting repeatedly snapped in an 50-100 game. The final straw was when he flopped top set on a rainbow rag board and the dude backed into a gutterball while trying to muscle out top set. The dude was capping into him on 2 streets, the river the set bet out, got raised and just called. My bud took the aces stoood up, crumbled them up, picked up the drop for the money on the table, put the aces on top of the slot and started jamming them down into the money drop. It took about 3-4 jams but he finally got them in. He was then asked to leave and given a short ban from the borg.
----i love this story so much.....gotta love steaming up and ramming cards into the table.

not in the last 5 years, who would eat a kem card, and after reading previos balls slapping in bathroom post who wants to eat anything as dirty as cards, this is unfunny, and vomitous. probably what made the sleeper/eppileptic,stroker/heart attacker puke.....
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01-09-2009 , 07:31 AM
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Originally Posted by cwilli26
How about heard in a poker room restroom? Got up to shake hands w/the governor at Commerce early one Saturday morning. When I walked in there was a bathroom attendant cleaning up and noone else (or so I thought). As I was getting ready to wash my hands, the sound of balls slapping back and forth became VERY audible. The bathroom attendant looked at me, shook his head and shouted to the guy in the stall obviously whacking off - "you better clean up that s***!!!!". I got the hell out of there and prayed to God that I was walking back to a full table (e.g. that that degenerate wasnt sitting there at my table, who knows if he washes his hands).
LOL this was funny, OMG LMAO..................
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01-09-2009 , 07:57 AM
Yes it was Mike Lang, that ate the kim card in the B in the 10-20 no-limit game one night he had to go to the hospital and got 86 for a few days , yep I was there when he did this some of the of the plastic got caught in this throat
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01-09-2009 , 08:33 AM
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Floor thinks for a minute and says, "No, muck his hand and push the pot, if the player is dead, the hand is dead."
LOL
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01-09-2009 , 12:47 PM
$7900 pot @ $2/$4.
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01-09-2009 , 03:56 PM
The strangests thing I ever saw at a Poker Table? Once I saw Phill Hellmuth playng well and don`t saying BS...
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01-09-2009 , 04:41 PM
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The strangests thing I ever saw at a Poker Table? Once I saw Phill Hellmuth playng well and don`t saying BS...
u mean this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4i1MOrvM5u0?
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01-09-2009 , 09:04 PM
when i first started playing poker i was at a station casino and playing 4/8. this guy loses all his chips and asks another guy at the table for a loan. they guy agrees on the condition that he can drink 7 mai tais n an hour.he agrees and says that although he doesnt drink, he is a monk and can handle anything , w/e that means.

so the waitress brings the 1st 2 and he downs them like water.she brings 2 more and the same thing. he kinda slows down on the 5th one and while hes trying to drink his 6th he starts acting funny.its been a 1/2 hour since this started and hes obviously feeling it.hes slurring his words and hes not controlling his body well at all.all of a sudden he passes out.the tables a lil conscerned and next thing u know , he throws up all over the table! the whole table jumps up and some people r pissed cuz they brought him the drinks so fast. they bring over a wealchair and cart him off. i hear the guy that offered the deal say "good i hope he dies.that son of a bitch stole money from my house!"

was pretty crazy , ive never seen someone go from sober to drunk , pass out n throw up n such a short time(45 min).
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01-09-2009 , 10:14 PM
i was playing a $4/$8 limit game at a casino. At the table next to me, these two guys are basically all in (maybe $300 pot). And one guy flips over his cards, then the other guy stands up and cheers and throws down his two cards. But when the second guy flipped over his cards, one of the cards landed face down (the other was face up) and the dealer mucked his hand even though he had a full house and a winning hand.
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01-09-2009 , 10:27 PM
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While visiting Scottsdale, I wandered over to the Indian casino and jumped into a 2/5 game. I sat in seat 7 at a full table. Next to me in seat 8 was a retired hockey player, no one famous or even well known. He was a big guy and apparently a regular. He had been drinking and developed a terrible negative attitude, berating the players and the dealers at every opportunity. This goes on for some time and everyone is just putting up with him. Despite his drinking however he remained rock tight.

Across the table in seat 3, sat a very young wispy haired kid whose shoulders barely spanned a foot. The kid looked 13 but was a good player.

The kid and the hockey player end up HU in a big pot. The river was dealt. Kid moved all in. Hockey player went in the tank. After a minute he folds. Kid slaps down rags face up.

Hockey player blows up. Berates the kid for showing the bluff and starts calling the kid names. The kid pulls the pot and starts stacking. The last name the hockey player yelled was "f***ing derelict!"

There was a brief pause. Then the wispy haired kid pushed two of his $100 stacks back toward the center of the table and said to the hockey player, "This $200 is yours if you can spell 'derelict'." The hockey player froze. I could barely contain myself. I had to turn away. Remember, the hockey player was sitting right next to me.

The stacks went back to the kid. The hockey player never said another word to anyone.

Later in the session, I noticed the hockey player with a pen and paper on his lap under the table. He was trying to spell out derelict.
WOW LOL tell me this kid was albino tell me it, tell me it!
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01-09-2009 , 10:42 PM
"No, muck his hand and push the pot, if the player is dead, the hand is dead."

Yes. haha.
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01-10-2009 , 04:44 AM
My girlfriend ****ed rick derris on a pool table at a halloween party. it was the only time youll see smokey get to the **** the bandit
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01-10-2009 , 05:28 AM
imo

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01-10-2009 , 05:41 AM
few years back at swedish private club. I was playing tourney with around 3 tables in starting field. At my table there was alot of table talk and ego festival going on. Then one hand happened was folded all around and bb got a walk. Then SB said i just mucked AA. 2 players at the table said noway he stated again i just mucked AA, so both of them betted rather large sum compare what the pricepool was in the tourney. He flipped over AA and had gar to himself like second place money. This is still the best ev play i ever seen at the poker table, this guy new the other 2 idiots would bet him. Sickest and greatest poker play i ever seen.
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01-10-2009 , 08:31 AM
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Wow! He didn`t say a single word! I was expecting him to explode! He`s on medication this day?
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01-10-2009 , 09:09 AM
It happened in local casino. I played 200RA tourney, blinds were 50-100 still rebuy time, i'm UTG and have 2500 chips. I jokingly said that i'd straddle seeing only one card. It's Ace so I put 200, the guy in UTG+1 goes allin 1500, the other guy on the other side of the table pushes his chips too. So I'm looking at other card and it's Ace too. I push my chips, say that I call and flip my Aces face up. But the secong guy in fact didn go allin he called. So management rules that my push is in fact call, but my hand is alive. Flop is 2JQ and I push for another thousand.

Now the funny part - guy is calling with pair of Kings. He losed and when asked why call, he said that if he wouldnt, he will never get Kings in future.
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