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04-09-2011 , 11:03 PM

#76

kalv

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2,103

If you constantly ask who's turn is it.

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04-10-2011 , 04:56 AM

#77

lloyd45

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 678

you're constantly accused of dumping chips and you don't even know what that means

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04-10-2011 , 05:11 AM

#78

PokerMikie

grinder

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 576

When you play online and you have to take a crap, the bathroom is upstairs and you decide yo crap in a bag/bucket and smell it for hours, mmmmmmmmmmmm

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04-10-2011 , 06:13 AM

#79

HotzenplOdds

adept

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,130

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Originally Posted by PokerMikie

When you play online and you have to take a crap, the bathroom is upstairs and you decide yo crap in a bag/bucket and smell it for hours, mmmmmmmmmmmm

Thats more like the average grinder than a fish.

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04-10-2011 , 11:20 AM

#80

browser2920

Niceness Influencer

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 6,527

You walk up to the brush stand to get seated, and they keep a waiting list of tables that want you to play with them.

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04-10-2011 , 11:47 AM

#81

gatorman1122

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 25

when you think to yourself "FOLD EQUITY" and then shove

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04-10-2011 , 12:02 PM

#82

DonkeyFocker

banned

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,191

Quote:

Originally Posted by Outside-In

You get up from a full table and the whole table breaks.

gee this whole time i thought i was just the life of the party...

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04-10-2011 , 02:15 PM

#83

Conan776

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,765

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoyalFish

I <3 that! May I steal?

RF

Knock yerself out

(But this one is mine!

Spoiler:

)

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04-10-2011 , 02:23 PM

#84

David123

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 8,819

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daliman

Whale /= fish. Most of us knew that by 3rd grade. My daughter already knows. She's 5.

as someone already informed you, maybe u and ur daughter need to read up on some things. the more you learn!

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04-10-2011 , 03:10 PM

#85

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

If you find this thread funny

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04-10-2011 , 05:22 PM

#86

RicardoUK

adept

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 845

you've been at the table ten minutes and can't tell who the fish is

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04-10-2011 , 05:54 PM

#87

plowking2010

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,444

when you can't beat low stakes games because all the players are really bad... yet you believe that you would be a winning player at higher stakes games where people play more rationally.

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04-10-2011 , 07:07 PM

#88

Cristiano

enthusiast

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 95

You lose even though you have a superuser account

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04-10-2011 , 07:39 PM

#89

Daliman

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 14,911

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Originally Posted by David123

as someone already informed you, maybe u and ur daughter need to read up on some things. the more you learn!

Are there actually any fish that SURVIVE on a diet of plankton. 99% of the world hears that and thinks of whales anyway, and I'd be willing to bet that's what he intended.

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05-20-2011 , 03:07 AM

#90

Black_Dog

newbie

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 25

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Originally Posted by PokerMikie

When you play online and you have to take a crap, the bathroom is upstairs and you decide yo crap in a bag/bucket and smell it for hours, mmmmmmmmmmmm

Dude get a laptop

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05-20-2011 , 04:18 AM

#91

whininguser

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 400

Posting too much on 2+2

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05-20-2011 , 04:42 AM

#92

RNauta

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,163

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Originally Posted by PokerMikie

When you play online and you have to take a crap, the bathroom is upstairs and you decide yo crap in a bag/bucket and smell it for hours, mmmmmmmmmmmm

You're supposed to talk about fish, not yourself.

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05-20-2011 , 04:45 AM

#93

MakeBelieve

adept

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,021

When you sell your house, convincing yourself the car will do just fine and than you sell that too to play sum internet pokers.

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05-20-2011 , 05:56 AM

#94

bkballgame

centurion

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 158

When you cap OOP pre and then c/f the flop.

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05-20-2011 , 06:37 AM

#95

MakeBelieve

adept

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,021

When you suck

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05-20-2011 , 09:26 AM

#96

never fade

adept

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 1,026

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Originally Posted by Stackajawea

you offer coaching without outting your screen name or posting graphs

winner winner chicken dinner

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05-20-2011 , 09:53 AM

#97

aplatfl

centurion

Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 169

You order food, get felted and the food arrives...gg

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05-20-2011 , 10:01 AM

#98

obss

journeyman

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 348

Quote:

Originally Posted by Outside-In

You get up from a full table and the whole table breaks.

Your pants are getting worn from reaching in your pocket to rebuy.

There are empty seats at other tables but a waitlist for yours.

Other players are constantly telling you "oooh, tough beat."

You show up on a junket bus.

You announce as you sit down "I've seen this on TV, let's try it."

You never remember to post your blind.

You see others with $100 bills behind and try to put $20's behind.

When you suck out, people tell you "nice hand" and you think they are actually complimenting your play.

You hold your cards so that half the table can see them.

more?

I am high and still didn't laugh. I have to see a doctor.