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04-09-2011 , 11:03 PM
If you constantly ask who's turn is it.
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04-10-2011 , 04:56 AM
you're constantly accused of dumping chips and you don't even know what that means
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04-10-2011 , 05:11 AM
When you play online and you have to take a crap, the bathroom is upstairs and you decide yo crap in a bag/bucket and smell it for hours, mmmmmmmmmmmm
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04-10-2011 , 06:13 AM
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Originally Posted by PokerMikie
When you play online and you have to take a crap, the bathroom is upstairs and you decide yo crap in a bag/bucket and smell it for hours, mmmmmmmmmmmm
Thats more like the average grinder than a fish.
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04-10-2011 , 11:20 AM
You walk up to the brush stand to get seated, and they keep a waiting list of tables that want you to play with them.
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04-10-2011 , 11:47 AM
when you think to yourself "FOLD EQUITY" and then shove
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04-10-2011 , 12:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Outside-In
You get up from a full table and the whole table breaks.
gee this whole time i thought i was just the life of the party...
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04-10-2011 , 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by RoyalFish
I <3 that! May I steal?

RF
Knock yerself out

(But this one is mine!

Spoiler:


)
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04-10-2011 , 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Daliman

Whale /= fish. Most of us knew that by 3rd grade. My daughter already knows. She's 5.
as someone already informed you, maybe u and ur daughter need to read up on some things. the more you learn!
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04-10-2011 , 03:10 PM
If you find this thread funny
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04-10-2011 , 05:22 PM
you've been at the table ten minutes and can't tell who the fish is
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04-10-2011 , 05:54 PM
when you can't beat low stakes games because all the players are really bad... yet you believe that you would be a winning player at higher stakes games where people play more rationally.
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04-10-2011 , 07:07 PM
You lose even though you have a superuser account
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04-10-2011 , 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by David123
as someone already informed you, maybe u and ur daughter need to read up on some things. the more you learn!
Are there actually any fish that SURVIVE on a diet of plankton. 99% of the world hears that and thinks of whales anyway, and I'd be willing to bet that's what he intended.
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05-20-2011 , 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by PokerMikie
When you play online and you have to take a crap, the bathroom is upstairs and you decide yo crap in a bag/bucket and smell it for hours, mmmmmmmmmmmm
Dude get a laptop
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05-20-2011 , 04:18 AM
Posting too much on 2+2
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05-20-2011 , 04:42 AM
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Originally Posted by PokerMikie
When you play online and you have to take a crap, the bathroom is upstairs and you decide yo crap in a bag/bucket and smell it for hours, mmmmmmmmmmmm
You're supposed to talk about fish, not yourself.
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05-20-2011 , 04:45 AM
When you sell your house, convincing yourself the car will do just fine and than you sell that too to play sum internet pokers.
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05-20-2011 , 05:56 AM
When you cap OOP pre and then c/f the flop.
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05-20-2011 , 06:37 AM
When you suck
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05-20-2011 , 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Stackajawea
you offer coaching without outting your screen name or posting graphs
winner winner chicken dinner
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05-20-2011 , 09:53 AM
You order food, get felted and the food arrives...gg
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05-20-2011 , 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Outside-In
You get up from a full table and the whole table breaks.

Your pants are getting worn from reaching in your pocket to rebuy.

There are empty seats at other tables but a waitlist for yours.

Other players are constantly telling you "oooh, tough beat."

You show up on a junket bus.

You announce as you sit down "I've seen this on TV, let's try it."

You never remember to post your blind.

You see others with $100 bills behind and try to put $20's behind.

When you suck out, people tell you "nice hand" and you think they are actually complimenting your play.

You hold your cards so that half the table can see them.

more?
I am high and still didn't laugh. I have to see a doctor.
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05-20-2011 , 10:05 AM
when you have to move down to where they dont respect your raises
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05-20-2011 , 10:09 AM
when you make friends with another poker player
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