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01-29-2009 , 01:36 PM
'How to get laid' by Tom Durrrrrrrr Dwan

'How to shown down a winning hand on HSP' by Phil Galfond

'How NOT to slow roll a straight flush on TV against a well known pro, who has moved in' by Cory Zeidman

'How to know when you are beat and FOLD' by Daniel Neagreau

'How to NOT get drunk at final tables of the WSOP' by Scott Nguyen

'How to NOT cheat' by Men the Master
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01-29-2009 , 01:46 PM
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'How NOT to slow roll a straight flush on TV against a well known pro, who has moved in' by Cory Zeidman
The sheer amount of failure in this thread is shocking.
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01-29-2009 , 01:46 PM
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The sheer amount of failure in this thread is unsurprising.
FMP
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01-29-2009 , 01:56 PM
Every Hand Revealed
(A guide to opening hand selection in 180-man SNGs)
- by Annette Obrestad
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01-29-2009 , 02:14 PM
Excellent NVG Posts
- a 2+2 collaboration
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01-29-2009 , 02:42 PM
not being a goddamn degenrate by jonhizall

ps- im not a douche bag by jamie gold lolol
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01-29-2009 , 02:47 PM
"Using your reads to make informed folding decisions" by Daniel Negreanu
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01-29-2009 , 02:50 PM
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Successful Life Srategies, Bankroll Management and Tilt Control - HIV
Advanced Heads Up Fixed Limit Play - Hiv

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The Art of Staking ,by Newhizzle !!!
PUTTING MONEY AWAY FOR THE FUTURE BY NEWHIZZLE

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Finishing What You Started by Vinnie Vihn
HOW I QUIT HARDCORE DRUGS BY VINNIE VIHN


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Understated Success in Online Poker by Bryan Micon
MICON SYSTEMS BY BRYAN MICON
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01-29-2009 , 02:58 PM
Adding something to this thread without using "not" in combination with a well known fact and/or opinion about a certain poker player - you
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01-29-2009 , 03:44 PM
"A guide to being fit and banging chicks" -Jimmy Fricke
"Fashion and Style" -Jimmy Fricke
"Modesty and Humility" -Empiremaker2
"Successful Debating Techniques" -Epipen
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01-29-2009 , 04:14 PM
CARDIOVASCULAR by jimmy fricke

STARVATION by jimmy fricke

COURTESY by empiremaker2

SHUTTING THE **** UP BY DANIEL NEGREANU

REAL BODY PARTS BY JENNIFER HARMON

EBONICS BY PHIL IVEY

WINNING A BEAUTY CONTEST BY KATHY LIEBERT

MY WIFE REALLY ADORES ME BY DAVID BENYAMINE

INTELLIGENCE BY JENNIFER TILLY

PUBLIC SPEAKING NESSECITIES BY DURRRR
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01-29-2009 , 04:16 PM
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PUBLIC SPEAKING NESSECITIES BY DURRRR
THE BASICS OF SPELLING BY POKERTOKER
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01-29-2009 , 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by YehBaby
'How to get laid' by Tom Durrrrrrrr Dwan

'How to shown down a winning hand on HSP' by Phil Galfond

'How NOT to slow roll a straight flush on TV against a well known pro, who has moved in' by Cory Zeidman

'How to know when you are beat and FOLD' by Daniel Neagreau

'How to NOT get drunk at final tables of the WSOP' by Scott Nguyen

'How to NOT cheat' by Men the Master
doh
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01-29-2009 , 04:18 PM
STAYING ALIVE BY FUNKYFOOD
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01-29-2009 , 04:18 PM
"Netiquette and the art of not shouting with capslock: A layman's guide"

by pokertoker
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01-29-2009 , 04:20 PM
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CARDIOVASCULAR by jimmy fricke

STARVATION by jimmy fricke

COURTESY by empiremaker2

SHUTTING THE **** UP BY DANIEL NEGREANU

REAL BODY PARTS BY JENNIFER HARMON

EBONICS BY PHIL IVEY

WINNING A BEAUTY CONTEST BY KATHY LIEBERT

MY WIFE REALLY ADORES ME BY DAVID BENYAMINE

INTELLIGENCE BY JENNIFER TILLY

PUBLIC SPEAKING NESSECITIES BY DURRRR
"Fully Understanding OP Topics" by PokerToker
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01-29-2009 , 04:24 PM
i cant stand howie mandel by howiedoit
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01-29-2009 , 04:29 PM
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i cant stand howie mandel by howiedoit
ZING
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01-29-2009 , 04:37 PM
Folding marginal hands oop- me
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01-29-2009 , 05:47 PM
How To Bend The Brim On Your Cap Properly - by Dan Harrington

How To Give A High Five - by Layne Flack

How To Have Good Complexion - by Eli Elezra and Edward James Olmos

Living With an "A" Cup - by Lacey Jones

How To Take A Punch - by Amarillo Slim
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01-29-2009 , 05:52 PM
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"Fully Understanding OP Topics" by PokerToker
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THE BASICS OF SPELLING BY POKERTOKER
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"Netiquette and the art of not shouting with capslock: A layman's guide"

by pokertoker
You gotta love the idea-free haters who come out to spell- and style-nit, who criticize everything others do in a fruitless attempt to make themselves seem somehow "clever" or "witty"...

Hey, lemme try:

How about The Young Person's Guide to Creative Posting by Gazillion and funkyfood, or

Getting It Wrong on Every Level by Howiedoit

Hm...just doesn't make me feel that satisfied...

As someone mentioned earlier, those who are educated know that cap-lettering is traditionally used to indicate title when typing, although italics are preferable since they is available in most computer typing formats. Still, capitalization is acceptable, as anyone with any knowledge of writing will attest. It's the ignorant and foolish that hug the sideline and catcall...

**** these *******s, pokertoker, I lol'd..keep it up...
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01-29-2009 , 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Durango95
You gotta love the idea-free haters who come out to spell- and style-nit, who criticize everything others do in a fruitless attempt to make themselves seem somehow "clever" or "witty"...

Hey, lemme try:

How about The Young Person's Guide to Creative Posting by Gazillion and funkyfood, or

Getting It Wrong on Every Level by Howiedoit

Hm...just doesn't make me feel that satisfied...

As someone mentioned earlier, those who are educated know that cap-lettering is traditionally used to indicate title when typing, although italics are preferable since they is available in most computer typing formats. Still, capitalization is acceptable, as anyone with any knowledge of writing will attest. It's the ignorant and foolish that hug the sideline and catcall...

**** these *******s, pokertoker, I lol'd..keep it up...

Evidently you haven't read this thread in it's entirety, because then you would realize that I have posted quite a few times. The above example is the only time I have ever flamed anyone on this site. All I was stating with my flame is that his "Titles" had nothing to do with POKER which is the topic of this thread.

Not a sermon, just a thought

btw, sweet 4th post! Come back in another 6 months when you have something else.
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01-29-2009 , 06:53 PM
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Evidently you haven't read this thread in it's entirety, because then you would realize that I have posted quite a few times. The above example is the only time I have ever flamed anyone on this site. All I was stating with my flame is that his "Titles" had nothing to do with POKER which is the topic of this thread.
You poor, deluded, confused, little goob . Please explain that statement. All of his titles, which had to do with poker pros, screamed of brevity. You just wanted to say something, so, without the benefit of content, so you misread (or misrepresented) the entire concept in an effort.

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Not a sermon, just a thought
Congratulations on your "thought". Maybe one day you'll have another one.
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01-29-2009 , 06:59 PM
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btw, sweet 4th post! Come back in another 6 months when you have something else.
And you'll notice, oh, Clueless One, that I have been registered here longer than you. Unlike you, however, I don't feel the need to quell my insecurities by constantly spewing inanities and seeing my pseudonymous by-line.

Last edited by Durango95; 01-29-2009 at 07:06 PM. Reason: spelling
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01-29-2009 , 07:06 PM
L O FREAKIN L @ alot of these titles.
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