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01-24-2008 , 01:19 PM

#201

parker_posey

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 392

Quote:

Originally Posted by corpseartist

I heard he is going to make 20k Cheeseburgers before moving up to Big Macs. Confirm?

in a sea of funny responses, this really stands out to me, and thus deserves more love imhfo.

01-24-2008 , 01:22 PM

#202

Dak9885

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,196

Training should not count towards the 20 hours imo.

01-24-2008 , 01:38 PM

#203

JP OSU

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 8,853

The apostrophe in this title is lifetilting me.

01-24-2008 , 01:41 PM

#204

Orlando Salazar

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,304

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP OSU

The apostrophe in this title is lifetilting me.

ZOMG Mods!
Also, training doesn't count!

01-24-2008 , 02:58 PM

#205

bustowithnobra

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,715

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pudge714

I love how people think McDonald's employees are like kids with Santa Claus. They realize that their job is ****ty and doesn't pay well and most people wouldn't want do it.

Im sure people who go to community college know their school sucks, and probably wouldnt be that funny if someone came in to rub it in their face

01-24-2008 , 03:06 PM

#206

costanza_g

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 8,131

01-24-2008 , 03:24 PM

#207

colonel81

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 621

Quote:

Originally Posted by dDiabolical

i didnt get a job until i was 20 because i preferred to be broke than work at mcdonalds.

i maintain i made the correct decision.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JP OSU

The apostrophe in this title is lifetilting me.

QFT

01-24-2008 , 03:24 PM

#208

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 100,415

Quote:

Originally Posted by samsonh

To everyone who thinks I'm a life nit,

I talked with real live girls(I know weird, right) and they all thought whoever the **** would do this is a douchebag. I worked ****ty jobs. My oldest brother(who makes more than almost all of you) managed a Captain Ds and thinks this a douche move. I worked ****ty jobs before I was paralyzed and think this is ****ty. I think that if you added up all the girls the girls I have kissed and all the girls the people who think this is funny have kissed, I would dominate.

I can't make heads or tails of this. How drunk are you?

01-24-2008 , 03:25 PM

#209

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 100,415

Quote:

Originally Posted by samsonh

Point is,
Almost all of you suck except for suzzer

I take that back. Obviously you are completely lucid and making perfect sense.

01-24-2008 , 03:28 PM

#210

Andrew Beall

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 373

wtf 20 hours, a month at least.

01-24-2008 , 03:40 PM

#211

darom03

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,566

Quote:

Originally Posted by grando

Cardrunners.com ---- Blogs -----Brian Townsend

January 24th, 2008

Micro Hand OOP vs. LAG

Out of position maneuvering has proven a little more difficult than I previously thought. During a Springer commercial we were swamped, with a huge line around the block. Things were going smoothly until this loudmouth clown took to the front of the line. Well, BT couldn't have that, so I confronted the douche (with commentary):

Tool: Gimme 2 nugs (lolz)
Me: Get to the back of the line (ooooooooo)
Tool: I'ma kill you! (he's coming over the top here lon)
Me: Bring it! (OMG call to bluff later on - he's playing with a lot of heart here...)
Tool: **** you you ****ing white ****ing **** subaru **** **** ****ing jackie joyner-kersee ****ing dick **** 12 degrees C (well lon this looks lik.....WHAAAAAA?!?!)
*Tool takes out gun*
*I stand there stoic*
*Tool shoots*
Me: Ha you don't have any bullets - you don't even have a trigger (this is amateur hour)
Tool: Ya, had ta sell da trigger fo' dese nugs (what a donkey - he probably can't even spell McDonalds)
Tool: ;afn;la34;nf;nafd *leaves*

Converted:

BB: Assclown (=<$1.17)
SB: Hero (covers obv)

Hero posts 1 unit integrity

Preflop

Assclown calls out Hero, Hero checks himself

Flop

Hero checks himself again, Assclown bets Hero will give in, Hero calls on his cajones

Turn

Hero checks out dark, Assclown acts, Hero jacks him up, Assclown raises his gat, Hero reads his soul and calls his bluff, Assclown tries to cap but can't

River

Assclown open-folds

Hero wins pot ($??????)

Super user ldo

01-24-2008 , 05:01 PM

#212

Entee

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by samsonh

To everyone who thinks I'm a life nit,

I talked with real live girls

I think that if you added up all the girls the girls I have kissed and all the girls the people who think this is funny have kissed, I would dominate.

What's it like?

01-24-2008 , 05:14 PM

#213

Chump Change

EuroBBVSuicideKing

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,005

Quote:

Originally Posted by LucidDream

who the **** said it was degrading. that's your opinion. it just happens to be a huge step down from playing poker which is why it's funny. get off your your moral pedestal and lighten up. some of you guys are the biggest life nits.

See, this is key. Neither situation is right or wrong, it's all up to how aba and CR wish to play it. They COULD **** up and make it a humiliating and offensive experience for the co-workers and manager, or they could make it a humorous and empowering experience.

You guys complaining really don't see how it can be entertaining and rewarding for the other employees, to see somebody brought down a peg and shown that just because that person has more money and isn't forced to flip burgers forever doesn't mean he's better or superior, if CR plays it right?

01-24-2008 , 05:32 PM

#214

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 100,415

Quote:

Originally Posted by Entee

What's it like?

Sort of like when you wet the bed. But before it gets cold and slimy. And without the shame.

01-24-2008 , 06:01 PM

#215

Chump Change

EuroBBVSuicideKing

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,005

Quote:

Originally Posted by cero_dinero

all ex-ronald slaves,

at what point did you actually say to yourself... hmm i need a job.... i think i'm leaning toward mcdonalds. mcdonalds is just like the joke of all jobs. i would think more of anyone working at BK/wendys even though its prob the saame thing... at leasr they thought to NOT work at mcdonalds... work at jewel or something they hire anybody anytime.

just wondering...

Lozl I thought I was the only that felt this way. I go into the grocery store or wendy's or whatev and think 'ok a gig is a gig' but with mcdonalds it's like OMG HOW THE **** CAN YOU WORK HERE. I wonder where this bias comes from.

Last edited by Chump Change; 01-24-2008 at 06:07 PM.

01-24-2008 , 06:05 PM

#216

captZEEbo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,991

Quote:

Originally Posted by cero_dinero

i applied to like 15 places and they were either not hiring or didn't hire me. Sometimes it's tough to get a job.

01-24-2008 , 06:07 PM

#217

Chump Change

EuroBBVSuicideKing

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 13,005

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josem

Perhaps McDonalds should also try hiring Phil Gordon.

He'll save time by knowing what customers will want to order.

Lol this was the same week with the TILLY QUADS how did I miss this gem I thought I saw the whole thing? Best week ever imo.

01-24-2008 , 06:54 PM

#218

bustowithnobra

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,715

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chump Change

They advertise managers can make over 30K a year.

01-24-2008 , 09:40 PM

#219

Rich_Honey

banned

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 112

I can't see this happening imo.
Don't like BT so much now.
Standard not to make jokes about people at bottom of society or what they do to earn money.
Cba to paragraph.

btw not a life nit, this just sucks, seems like a them and us joke.

01-25-2008 , 01:18 AM

#220

tailspin4540

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 456

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chump Change

QFT. And honestly... does anyone really think Brian and CR are going to play this to humiliate or embarrass these people? Nobody in that place is gonna care that he's only in there on a bet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LooseCaller

also, numbering the number of girls you've kissed? seriously? are we all in 6th grade or something?

Well, this is NVG.

01-25-2008 , 02:44 AM

#221

Pudge714

Modding All Day

Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 39,104

Quote:

Originally Posted by bustowithnobra

Im sure people who go to community college know their school sucks, and probably wouldnt be that funny if someone came in to rub it in their face

NVM you are right, I remember seeing that post about aba brining stacks of cash laughing at everybody for being poor and not working

01-25-2008 , 04:41 AM

#222

Chaos_ult

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 9,050

This is only humiliating if you actually need the cash and work at McDonalds

01-25-2008 , 09:03 PM

#223

omg im l337

adept

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 974

Quote:

Originally Posted by Margaud

From CR blogs

Another nice shift
(Monday, January 28, 2008) Written by Brian
Views: 46303

I had another nice shift today. I ended up making 457 hamburgers today. It's a bit strange as my coworkers sometimes give me **** for putting too many pickles on it. I think this leak is costing McDonalds' bottom line so I'm going to continue here and until I make 5k hamburgers. Hopefully I'll plug that leak and the manager will move me up to cheeseburgers.

After lunch, I got moved to do the drive-thru. A familiar voice came through the headphones and he made this huge order. As I waited for the car to turn the corner so I could put a face to that voice, I saw gordo jump the curb to leave the drive-thru line as he yelled out the window "maybe later!!! sucker!!". What a prick, he puts in this huge order and then within seconds just quits me. Lowlife douchebag!!

I think I played this hand well but sometimes it just spills...

http://www.pokerhand.org

I could not for the life of me get a table read off this kid

http://www.pokerhand.org

The afternoon was kind of slow so I played some HU and won almost 3BI off this whale

http://www.pokerhand.org

Here's a coworker, I may have found a replacement for Brooke...

new hire?

HAHAHA

01-26-2008 , 12:28 PM

#224

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

Frankly, if you haven't lit a wad of hundos on fire in front of disgruntled McDonald's employess, you just haven't lived.

I think this is why the bet was made.

01-26-2008 , 12:45 PM

#225

PBGPoker

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 213

Quote:

Originally Posted by SHARK DOCTOR

Honestly - you guys have a better chance of just getting him hired on without having management know about the degrading prop bet. Yea - everyone knows Mcdonalds is a bad place to work - but this is just rubbing it in a lil too much. Right in the faces of people who work 40 hours a week flipping burgers...cmon - I know the kids wouldnt mind - they would prolly laugh - but the older people in the 40's and 50's who actually do this for a living would find this offensvie.

I love this prop bet - i would like to see you guys pull this off - I just feel you have a better chance of pulling it off without the concent of management. Just let Brian walk in and apply like everyone else, do the whole interview and training and everything- and just put a hidden camera on him the whole time. Just make sure Brian has good references lol

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I love this prop bet - i would like to see you guys pull this off - I just feel you have a better chance of pulling it off without the concent of management. Just let Brian walk in and apply like everyone else, do the whole interview and training and everything- and just put a hidden camera on him the whole time. Just make sure Brian has good references lol[/QUOTE]

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