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Originally Posted by pocket_zeros
Operator: Hi, may I help you?
Omar: I'd like to order room service
Operator: Sure, what would you like?
Omar: An egg-white omelette with green peppers, onions, tomato, and cheese
Operator: Got it, anything else sir?
Omar: Yes, can you send up security to open my room safe? I forgot my combination.
Operator: Sure, is that all?
Omar: A glass of OJ too
Omar: btw - I was hoping to have a little fun while here.
Operator: Las Vegas can be a fun place.
Omar: I was thinking 3 girls: one white, one black, one Asian, an ounce of blow, a pound of smoke, and 3 bottles of Johnny Walker Blue.
Operator: Sounds like a fun party. Would you want the girls for the whole night?
Omar: Yes.
Operator: Checking availability we should be able to manage everything within the hour. Total cost $22k +50% gratuity. How will you be paying?
Omar: Charge it to the room?
Operator: Of course sir. Thank you.