What? No Andy Beal joke?

[x] I can't explain joke without getting racism ban

Geez, dude, she posted that like five days before this thread. I was interested that it was her first post in like 4 months, and then five days later this drama bomb happens, but since I couldn't figure a connection, I didn't bother to point out her candy posts.

Since we've all seen her name in the currently viewing list for NVG, we didn't need that week old post to confirm that she's well aware of these threads about her.

weak sauce, my man.

It'd be fun to read all the PMs Brandi's been sent recently...

I'm kind of surprised there's been no Commerce sightings. Has anyone been to Commerce the last few days and looked for Brandi but couldn't find her?

If a chick took 40k of my stuff, and I knew where she was....


... two words:

ROAD TRIP!

My guess for the two words was

donkey punch.


I was sooo wrong.

And then what? It's not like she's walking around L.A. with a dishwasher under one arm and a stainless steel refrigerator under the other while she drags a range and trash compactor behind her tied to her waist with rope. That money is scattered around various chip stacks at various casinos or up her nose or wherever. As for physical violence, I've seen enough episodes of COPS to know how that turns out.

I'm new around here, but glad to have found this fascinating story! I'm glad someone posted Brandi recent posts, but I'm now more confused than ever... is this lovely, talented young lady a theiving, scheming crack whore, or a well-traveled, sophisticated woman of the world?! Has she actually been to that candy shop in Australia that she mentioned in her post from last week? I mean, I've done a fair amount of traveling, but haven't been to Oz... and yet this woman has?!

tug,

This sort of got glossed over: "That's the most galling thing. She's a goddamned centaur. I've seen her pictures. I've seen her videos. I mean if you're gonna blow high six figures on a broad she should at least have a decent sized rack and an ass that isn't so big you could grow corn on it."

Evidence? Pics I've seen looked like she had a nice body. Link to pics/videos that show her w/ huge ass, pls.

not liking big asses is pretty gay imo

What I don't get is, how do you steal someone's appliances? Does he mean a microwave or toaster oven? That I could see and could even possibly buy the argument "He was going to buy a new one and said that I could sell it." (He did voluntarily give her lots of money by his own admission, so letting her sell things he was going to throw away is not unbelievable.) If it is something bigger, then how did she get it out and who bought it? Can you actually pawn an oven?

Actually, just read the first post and he doesn't say appliances. I guess he said that later or someone else in the thread said that. Pimp said that the neighbors could attest to her stealing stuff, so I read it as large items. I guess that could have been tv's and such.

I'm not sure I totally believe Pimp. He said he gave her $5-10k everytime they broke up, so why not some stuff to pawn that he didn't care about?

El D,

I subsequently admitted I was engaging in hyperbole but that in general I feel she is overrated by this crowd.

im only interested in this thread because im in the market for a foreman grill tbh

OMG LMFAO

think small and valuable guys, coins, jewlery, laptop, ipods iam sure it was stuff like that, refrigerator and trash compactor LOL

can someone clear 2 points

1) when did Brandi become Jewish and why ?

2) did she really become a prosti at one point ?

OP wrote:

"While I was away from my home, Brandi systematically over a short period stole and sold every item of value from my home. This includes all electronics, furniture, computers, even appliances (i know what a sick bitch)."

It could have been small stuff like a microwave or something I guess. Maybe it was just a blender and a microwave. No idea.

It was the Jack La Lane Power Juicer, ldo

thanks tuq for clearing up, i just thought you comment was classic, i was laughing so hard beer almost came out my nose

for the jokes ldo

Has anyone heard the Johnny Rivers song, The Snake ?

If you find a wounded rattlesnake, take it home and nurse it back to health, then after getting healthy and strong the snake bites you, the snake has an excellent defense, hey! you knew I was a snake when you brought me home.

Al Wilson does the better version, though Johnny produced it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sE17...eature=related

Link to Brandon Teaser Video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkI7z4CKDiU

Something I heard an old gambler say to someone, might apply to th OP here.

" If your going to be a fool, be a quiet one"